well here goes my story of one of the best part of my freshman year.
i had health 7th period along with gym and study hall rotation. We would skip those classes as the gym teacher was amazing awesome who was also my health teacher, so we show up tell him we are going to pinch a loaf and we were good. I got 100's on all of my tests i never took.
The one kid actually had a real class, well spanish if you call that real, and his teacher could care less if he was there, but she had to leave early the one day so the vice principal was the sub and he got caught and she sent the one guidance counselor to come look for him.
well we would usually walk around or screw around in the bathroom or some dumb shit. we usually had dips in or were getting drunk, yes i know i made some pretty shitty decisions my freshman year. and this day we were in the one bathroom were you could sit on top of the dividers in the stalls, so i climb up there and am trying to see if i can spit into all of the urinals and i was doing pretty well, until the door opens and i have dip spit everywhere over the wall and am sitting on top of the stall and it is the guidance counselor looking for said friend who is skipping spanish, so i almost shit myself and had to jump down made this large ass noise. so he finds out that the said friend is in there and then starts talking to people, while i am faking to pee. I had to swell the chew which i ended up getting sick from, and there were like 10 people from my health class in there so my teacher got a good bitching at, and all he said to us was " no more bathroom breaks, you need to go on drink breaks now".
needless to say that was the last time i ever chewed. and sat on top of those stalls.
yes i know cool story bro.
