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My friend fucked up.

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Blurst
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On the weekend my friend and I got really drunk together. I passed out by 1 and he stayed up cruising NS and playing video games.

This is where he fucked up. He thought that it would be a hilarious joke to order me a mail order bride. He did not think that these websites were actually real so he took my moms credit card from her wallet and went ahead and did it.

He ordered it from this site. http://mailorderbride123.net/ I have been trying to contact the administrators of the site saying that I do not want a bride but I have gotten no reply yet.

I am freaking out right now and don't know what to do. I have not yet told my parents and am scared that they are going to kill me. Also my friend is not returning my calls or texts because he knows that I am pissed.

This is too fucked and I don't know what to do.
Oct 26 2010 1:30PM
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Arabian.
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lolololol. High fives for your friend.


Sanctity of marriage my ass. Hold on while I get my credit card to buy some "sanctity".
Oct 26 2010 1:31PM
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GayWolf420
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Holy shit. 1st page claim.
Oct 26 2010 1:32PM
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Brenone
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First of all that is hilarious.

You should tell your parents ASAP so they can call the credit card company and attempt to cancel the transaction. No sense in wasting any time.

Is she hot at least?? hahaha
Oct 26 2010 1:33PM
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Mezmerize19
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Now you fucked up, now you fucked up. You have fucked up now





Seriously though, you didnt do anything wrong. He did. Let him get the beating and enjoy your new wife
Oct 26 2010 1:33PM
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Owen.
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Holy shit.... epic prank but you've definitely got to deal with this ASAP
Oct 26 2010 1:35PM
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lizzatronn
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OP needs to calm down, just calm down.
Oct 26 2010 1:35PM
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H8CH
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I am marking my spot here, on the first page of a potential epic......

ooking forward to seeing how this pans out.....  full of win.

Oct 26 2010 1:35PM
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Owen.
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Holy shit.... epic prank but you've definitely got to deal with this ASAP
Oct 26 2010 1:36PM
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TheHuggyBear
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thread will be epic.
I'm pretty sure these types of things are easy to back out of. because i mean seriously, you have to wonder how many times they get put in this situation....not haha
but seriously if worse comes to worse, you will learn a new foreign language, be able to afford to move out of your parents house now that you will be on 2 salaries, throw a badass bachelors party (make him your best man), and get laid regularly.
Oct 26 2010 1:36PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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what's better than a mail order bride?


A FREE mail order bride!
Oct 26 2010 1:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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Hahaha oh my god.

How much did the bride cost?
Oct 26 2010 1:38PM
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CliffyByro
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pahahaha that's classic! i agree with the guy above though. make sure your parents know it was your friend, not you, and things should be okay, for you at least (or maybe not?). if you cancel the transaction, it shouldn't go any further. up to you i guess.
Oct 26 2010 1:38PM
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RubberSoul
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how much did it cost?? is she hot?
Oct 26 2010 1:39PM
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T-Holt
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This is fantastic.
Oct 26 2010 1:39PM
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H8CH
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because im sure those sites are run by truly legit enterprises....  and that once your credit card info has been submitted, they will in no way take advantage of that situation.

You might as well send your bank details to the Nigerian who won the lottery....

Oct 26 2010 1:39PM
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yuck
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boy is she going to be upset...
Oct 26 2010 1:40PM
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Blurst
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Apparently it is going to end up costing me $12,300 USD.
Oct 26 2010 1:40PM
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bakedpow
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Dude that sucks. I would tell your parents, waiting can't make things any better.
Oct 26 2010 1:41PM
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soulskier
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took me three tries but dammit, mail order bride was the best decision of my life. if you dont like her dont "take her out of her wrapping" that'll void the return policy
Oct 26 2010 1:41PM
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RubberSoul
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Oct 26 2010 1:41PM
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H8CH
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Who? The Bride?

I bet she will when she finds out she's been bought by a drunk 16 yr old....  ha,

Oct 26 2010 1:42PM
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mer-man
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ya post a picture of youre future wifey
Oct 26 2010 1:42PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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there are worst things in life then having a hot Russian girl show up at your door
Oct 26 2010 1:42PM
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CliffyByro
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this is who i was referring to when i said i agreed with the guy above...
Oct 26 2010 1:42PM
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theline
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your friend is a fucking champ.
also a twat. and he should help you fix this.
Oct 26 2010 1:43PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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hahaha thats so funny. i cant believe your friend actually went through with that. talk to your parents and have them call the credit card company and cancel the charge.
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Hahahah just play it cool bro then send 15 subscribtions to the wierdest porn mag you can find to his house then order him a real doll sex doll I think you should get the wife and then for shits and giggles return it and say that she wasn't a good enough cook
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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Pisces
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threads
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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RubberSoul
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hahahaa
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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PacificRimJob
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Haha Photo of the girl?

And... you really think that's ALL that's going on the card? They will be buying caviar out the ass..
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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bakedpow
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Your friend is being kind of douchy. The least he could do is answer his phone.
Oct 26 2010 1:44PM
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TheHuggyBear
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I recently did a report on Moldova (small country in between Russia and Romania), and their women will wait their whole lives for the opportunity to be purchased by a brit or american for a wife...so in all seriousness. this shit is fucked up no matter what country she might be from.
Oct 26 2010 1:45PM
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Brenone
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Holy fuck. haha

Which girl is it? there are about a dozen on the first page of the site.
Oct 26 2010 1:45PM
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Blurst
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I am 17 actually and here is the link to her page
http://mailorderbride123.net/user_baibochka.shtml
Oct 26 2010 1:45PM
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yuck
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man mail order brides have difficult lives, the only good thing for them is being bought so they can move to america and have a real life ready to start for them.

im sure she will be upset its not like she knew she was bought by a drunk 16 year old who is actually 17

god get some sense into you, you insensetive asshole
Oct 26 2010 1:45PM
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bakedpow
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Your friend has some pretty decent taste.
Oct 26 2010 1:46PM
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KatyPerry.
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yikes. i wouldn't worry about it too much, just figure out a way to contact the site and cancel your order. if it was just placed on the weekend, it will take awhile for things to happen anyway. it's not like she's going to show up this week.

just cancel it, explain the situation to your parents (they're going to find out eventually), and hope that everything is refundable. i'm sure you're not the first person this has happened to.
Oct 26 2010 1:46PM
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theBearJew
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hahahaha that is awesome. How much did she cost? pics when she gets to her new home.
Oct 26 2010 1:47PM
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PacificRimJob
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Gnartron, our comrades have done well in scamming capitalist american pigs out of thier funds.
Oct 26 2010 1:47PM
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Brenone
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Not bad!
Oct 26 2010 1:47PM
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SteezoSaurus
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this is super sketchy. Your friend is a jackass, a funny one at that. Pics when she shows up on your doorstep.
Oct 26 2010 1:47PM
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RubberSoul
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these are the kinds of threads that make NS worthwhile
Oct 26 2010 1:48PM
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1337
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hahahahaahahhahhahaahahahahaha


pros: you get to have sexy time with some russian chick if she comes

cons: ruined life
Oct 26 2010 1:48PM
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bakedpow
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I lol'd.
Oct 26 2010 1:48PM
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987321654hgfd
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Could we get the order comfirmation or something?
Oct 26 2010 1:49PM
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Blurst
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Ya I have been trying to contact them for the last two days. All that there is is an email adress though and I have gotten no reply yet.
Oct 26 2010 1:49PM
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RubberSoul
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if you havent already, cut your losses and call your credit card company and see if it's possible to cancel it. now.
Oct 26 2010 1:51PM
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0ptions
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Russian girl happy she make go to America to live. She all packed. She find out just some stupid drunk kid messing around. She no longer live America.

Such is life in Moscow.


(make sure to read with russian accent)
Oct 26 2010 1:52PM
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PacificRimJob
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She's actually from St. Petersburg.
Oct 26 2010 1:53PM
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