or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.
looks like she just broke it when she was younger. not that bad
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
so if she wanted you to get in bed with her, you wouldnt? cause of her finger?!?!
tj made fun of racers, sammy made a sex joke and tried rodeo 5 off a side jump
most epic chair ride ever
"Now what the hell am I supposed to do?" "Well that's the million dollar question ain't it"~ricky bobby
so i was at my house in Bethel after dumont cup. i hear gunshotsup on the hill above my house; turns out dumont, wallisch, schlopy, and just about every one else was at simons parents house shooting the guns