Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows