or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
That was the most insanely awesome thing i have ever seen.
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 184.108.40.206.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
"one time a gaper asked if i could spinny tornado corkscrew ollie so i threw him off the chair. true story"~shmad
"No poles is like getting your dick blown by a guy. It might feel ok... but it's still gay."~Tokemon