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Grocery Store Stories

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skifree179
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Ive worked at one for about 5 months and I have numerous stories..

The best one is i was loading a ladies car for her and she says just set the groceries on top of the guns. at this point i was thinking should i run or see if she was joking. i open her trunk and she has probably 100 guns in 2 massive suit cases. lets just say i have never moves soo fast....... pry on of the craziest stories

What do you have?
Oct 16 2010 1:58PM
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chardi
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i like to pretend the cart is a race car.
Oct 16 2010 2:00PM
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Jimmy.
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i took a fake one hundred dollar bill last week.

no good ones, but some foreign lady cleaned her blueberries with hand sanitizer, as all of us laughed hysterically.
Oct 16 2010 2:06PM
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skifree179
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I love the people that come in an complain because the lettuce is dirty its like your supposed to wash it moron...people are so dumb!
Oct 16 2010 2:11PM
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hue.
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someone i knew used to take old yogurt containers and poop in them and put them back on the shelves, and then run out of the stores yelling "i hid the dookie"
Oct 16 2010 2:13PM
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chardi
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ok.
Oct 16 2010 2:15PM
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Ehh...
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Cool story Hansel.
Oct 16 2010 2:21PM
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Chompo.
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My rolfcopter just took off when I tried to visualize that.
Oct 16 2010 2:27PM
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itsssyourboy
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i made a thread about this a little while ago but yea some really dumb shit happens.

the other day two ladies came through the line where i was bagging groceries. now i try to avoid stereo typing for the most part, but these two were the perfect picture of a lesbian couple. short hair, beefy, piercings, in general just butch as hell. they were buying a few things, among them a half gallon of lemonade, for which they had a coupon. when the cashier i was working with tried to swipe the coupon to activate the discount it didnt worked. she tried a few times and then looked up and said " im sorry but the coupon for your Lesbonade doesnt seem to be working." i have to admit i lost it, fourtunatly i covered up with a fake coughing attack which preserved my integrity, but the cashier just got slack jawed stares of disbelief from the customers and turned bright red. when they recovered they just tried to ignore it but they seemed to be really pissed.

also once i had a guy try to use a tattoo of his birthday on his ankle as i.d. to buy alchohol.

i might share more later
Oct 16 2010 2:32PM
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JANGAJONGA
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I lol'd so hard.
Oct 16 2010 2:51PM
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.catierob
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my first job was at a krogers ( some michigan grocery store). one time we had these people literally filled to the brim grocery carts with food, and then just book it out of the store. it was pretty bizarre.

also its pretty funny bagging groceries and just not really judging them but like i guess just wondering why people by certain shit...like i remeber i bagged ten each of  can openers, matches and hand sanitizer....sometimes im just like whatt.....
Oct 16 2010 3:14PM
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Username_42069
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i worked at a grocery store for 3 years, it's getting paid to people watch. there are some very strange individuals out there.
Oct 16 2010 3:16PM
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