One night i woke up wearing a sponge bob outfit for little kids in the front lobby of a retirement home being woken up by a security guard. Never ending up finding any of my clothes from the night before and i didn't even go to a costume party.
Going away party before heading out to go skiing in japan:
Had everyone over at my house before running to the bus to head downtown. We filled the entire bus and basically turned it into a party bus with everyone drinking and yelling the whole way there. Got there and met up with all the ppl that hadn't been able to make it to the pre drink and we filled about half of the bar/club. PPL on the street saw that it was already getting packed so it started getting really rowdy and packed. I blacked out around 11 but lasted until the bar closed. I was told chugged a pitcher of beer then demanded the bartender give me tequila to wash it down. Started making out with some random chick on a table on the dance floor, got threatened to get kicked out, this went on for the next two hours or so with going to town with this chick all over the club. Went to Mcdonalds and bought 20+ dollars worth of food and then ended up cabbing home but decided a walk would help sober me up so retardedly got out and hour and a half from my house and walked home.
Friends going away party/birthday party:
-went to a bar right after work (3pm) and drank between 3-4 litres of beer
-Went to this other bar where we had organized a giant beer pong tournament where i was the b-day boys parter. We agreed that i would do all of the drinking for our team though because he wanted to remember/be able to make it to the club without getting too fucked up.
-Un-defeated for 4 games of beer pong
-Did some irish car bombs and shots
-Went to the club where we had got all you could drink for 3 hours for 35 bucks.
-Got so fucked i left and went to a gas station to go get food
-Bought a ton of food and tried to make it back to the bar
-One of my roommates and saw me standing on the side of the road trying to walk and when he drove by again 10 minutes later i had only made it nine feet because i hate kept falling over/dropping my food on the ground.
-roomate picked me up and tried to drive me home but we had to drive past the bar in order to get to our house.
-I saw ppl outside of the bar while we were driving by so i decided to jump out of the car going 30kmph. Luckily it had snowed the night before so i just slide 40 or so feet down the road on my back.
-Everyone on the bar was freaking out but i stood up, yelled "IM GOOD" and went back into the bar and kept drinking while eating the food i had brought back!
-That was a bitch of a hangover...
I have many more that I may post later