im a lazy fuck and i dont want to ask my girlfriend to homecoming cause i dont have any good ideas and im to lazy to put in any large amount of work, i need an idea thats hella simple and i can do in about 5 mins. any ideas?
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i think a simple, wanna go to homecoming? works well
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Why do you have to ask your girlfriend to Homecoming?..
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