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What would happen if you had sex with a zombie?

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HippieLetuce420
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 zombie babies? zombie stds?
Oct 14 2010 4:18PM
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hurrdurr
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what the fuck am i reading
Oct 14 2010 4:19PM
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nolan.
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well if you had sex with a zombie, a retarded zombie would be reproduced.

Oct 14 2010 4:19PM
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yuck
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is the zombie a boy or a girl?

either way, i doubt you would survive.
Oct 14 2010 4:20PM
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Pmoore
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If you produced a baby it would die in the womb and be born as a living dead.
Oct 14 2010 5:00PM
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Elg
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zoombie vaginas have teeth
Oct 14 2010 5:01PM
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-Dan
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I dare somebody to come up with a better answer than this.
Oct 14 2010 5:03PM
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theBearJew
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Dawn of the Dead. He had sex with an infected zombie. Result: Zombie baby.

Oct 14 2010 5:08PM
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thisandthatfilms
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whats that movie where the zombie baby is born to the black guy?
Oct 14 2010 5:08PM
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neutralzombie
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well, chances are, they would try to eat you, but i guess if you raped a zombie, you'd probably get some kind of infection
Oct 14 2010 5:12PM
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PadDON
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This will never happen so why does anyone care?
Oct 14 2010 5:12PM
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feihlination
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a quality one i would say
Oct 14 2010 5:13PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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this
Oct 14 2010 5:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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exactly
Oct 14 2010 5:43PM
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TinyTigers
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how do you think gingers are born? retard.
Oct 14 2010 5:58PM
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blindside
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inb4 someone posts that erotic zombie cheerleader story.


...or am I the only one that spends way too much time on 4chan
Oct 14 2010 6:03PM
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thisandthatfilms
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most liely the only one
Oct 14 2010 6:23PM
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Spinoza
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haha well done


but seriously, if you had sex with a zombie you would get blood on your dick and thats nasty
Oct 14 2010 6:26PM
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yojimbo
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you would be a necrophiliac
Oct 14 2010 6:32PM
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naturday
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this
Oct 14 2010 6:34PM
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fsscott
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depends if it was protected or unprotected zex...
Oct 14 2010 6:34PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahah great thread brian!
Oct 14 2010 6:59PM
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SeanTom
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nothing would happen. It might eat you, but that's about it.
Oct 14 2010 7:00PM
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neutralzombie
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Oct 14 2010 7:00PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha gold
Oct 14 2010 7:04PM
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ImNotARacist
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Can you imagine the shit that would come out of a zombie vag.
May 19 2011 11:11PM
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E.FARR
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no.. living + living dead = double living dead..super zombie..itd probably be able to turn other people into zombies without even biting them..
May 19 2011 11:36PM
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no_steeze
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you'd probably get eaten. i doubt zombies are focused on having sex, i think they prefer eating flesh
May 19 2011 11:41PM
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tripnip
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what do you think about when your alone
May 19 2011 11:47PM
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no_steeze
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so the thread title should be "what would happen if you raped a zombie"
May 19 2011 11:53PM
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Huck_Norris
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It'snot rape if it's undead?
May 19 2011 11:54PM
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Mr.Turtle
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been there, done that
May 19 2011 11:55PM
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fuckface3.0
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May 19 2011 11:56PM
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Bar_Down
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miscarriage
May 19 2011 11:57PM
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gregorio
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Would you be a necrophilliac? Zombies are UNdead after all
May 19 2011 11:58PM
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