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Drunk teenage girls should not drive.

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TheButterHashira
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I just got my fucking toe run over. I hope my ski season is not impaired.
Oct 13 2010 2:19AM
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Blake.P
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Drunk people should not drive. Period.
Oct 13 2010 2:20AM
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NW_Rider
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Shit man, maybe you should call the cops or go to the Dr.? Hope your season isn't cashed.
Oct 13 2010 2:21AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Oct 13 2010 2:22AM
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TheButterHashira
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Amen. I really agree with that. I don't know fi she was tipsy at all or not but my toe is black.
Oct 13 2010 2:22AM
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grown-ninja
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girls should not drive...period
Oct 13 2010 2:22AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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girls should not period....drive

wut
Oct 13 2010 2:24AM
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Mezmerize19
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I was waiting for this
Oct 13 2010 2:24AM
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NW_Rider
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Ahh misread your OP, didn't see the "toe" there which changes things. Still though toe injuries can be a pain in the ass. You should get it checked out if its still fucked up in a week to make sure u still get your season.
Oct 13 2010 2:25AM
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TheButterHashira
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I think its ok, but she ran over my right foot and then stopped on my left foot for like 30 seconds. I'm still drunk so its hard to tell but my toe was bleeding but I can bend it fine and its not hurting that bad. I have class at 8 and have to drive like 30 minutes to get there so I think im just gonna hit the sack and not worry about shit. +
Oct 13 2010 2:27AM
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landonn
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call the cops and get some money out of this bitch. if you got this broad pregnant, guarenteed she'd be after your money.
Oct 13 2010 2:35AM
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BrewskiJr
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Oct 13 2010 2:39AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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Oct 13 2010 2:42AM
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Kangbang
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Oct 13 2010 2:48AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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comming in here to make this exact point
Oct 13 2010 3:38AM
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1337
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everything that I would say about drunk driving has already been said
Oct 13 2010 3:57AM
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theabortionator
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Drunk people are fine. Girls shouldn't drive in general.
Oct 13 2010 4:45AM
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appa
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girls driving just piss me off so much. especially the girls who have just gotten their license's and post all over facebook LICENSED:). just last night i saw a post from this stupid girl on her friend's wall "ask me how many red lights i ran on the way home from school today". i wanted to scream
Oct 13 2010 7:58AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Thanks. You beat me to it.
Oct 13 2010 10:12AM
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WorthDaMoney
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lolwut
Oct 13 2010 10:18AM
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ParkLife01
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word?!
Oct 13 2010 10:22AM
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Ski_the_east01
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guarantee you my girlfriend is a better driver than you

also what 1337 said
Oct 13 2010 10:22AM
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Billek
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Women shouldn't be allowed to drive... period.

When they first get their license, they are simply clueless and they lack the skill and brains to drive safely.

As they mature, they become mega bitches, and think they can drive aggressively but their overall lack of skill makes them a hazard. 

-Think of the soccer mom van weaving in and out of traffic to get the kids to the game on time. 

-Think of the asshole in the Yukon flooring it on the way to the mall on black Friday.

Then they get old, and their degrading mind plus their absence of skill puts fear in every inch of my being.  I mean, most people blow at driving when they get old, but women have to be 10x worse.

-Think of the Corsica that's stopped halfway through an intersection, and when the light finally turns green, they make a blinker-less turn to the left, usually cutting traffic off.
Oct 13 2010 10:22AM
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Ski_the_east01
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^dumbass
Oct 13 2010 10:49AM
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vincepru
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beat me to it. that was my first thought when i read the title haha
Oct 13 2010 10:54AM
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MikeTK
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werd
Oct 13 2010 11:13AM
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icrashoften
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you said it.
Oct 13 2010 11:16AM
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wvvalleygirl
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This 100%
Oct 13 2010 12:16PM
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Alex_G
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correction, women in general regardless of their mental state should not drive
Oct 13 2010 12:21PM
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soulskier
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so you were drunk too? did this incident occur on a sidewalk or on a road?
Oct 13 2010 12:28PM
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timmi
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she at least owes you a bj.
Oct 13 2010 12:32PM
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BenWhit
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every post you make is retarded. we get it, youre the absolute man.
Oct 13 2010 12:34PM
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StevenR
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yep
Oct 13 2010 12:37PM
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.catierob
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youre concerned about your toe? what about the others on the road, where shes more a threat to them...i hate drunk driving, so avoidable
Oct 13 2010 12:38PM
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Milksteak
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But you're Asian..You can't drive!
Oct 13 2010 12:41PM
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[~_~]
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I place drunk drivers third on my list, right below woman and Asians. THEY are the ones we should be worried about.
Oct 13 2010 12:52PM
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Spinoza
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indeed



PS dont text and drive either, seriously
Oct 13 2010 12:56PM
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Ski_the_east01
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yeahhhh dood definitely not the seemingly endless amount of 14 year olds on this website who don't even have their licenses but can some how rag on all women for being bad drivers

we get it your balls havent dropped yet, you still think girls have cooties and its just easier for you to make generic jokes about them...congratulations

i was simply stating a fact that i know a few women who are very good drivers
Oct 13 2010 1:09PM
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Peter.
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problem solved: just don't let anyone drive drunk
Oct 13 2010 1:11PM
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BenWhit
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you did not state a fact, you guaranteed that your girlfriend was a better driver than someone who preveously posted. in no way did you articulate that you were associated with several talented female drivers. stating a fact is a whole lot different from being an absolute prick, and i write this with the utmost serenity, in no way am i genuinely aggitated by your arrogance and un-warranted e-"i'm a tough guy" syndrome (i'm referencing the "if you saw someone click into your skis" thread where you called out a kid out for basically saying what everyone else had already said, but decided it was necessary to call him a pussy because he was small). i understand that you have the urge to try to fit in or assert dominance over everyone else, as you have some false bravado. what i'm getting at is that you should probably think before your post. if your posts seem in any way douchy or arrogant, or you get the feeling people might hate you for saying this, just don't fucking say it.


my opinion on the thread: i know several decent female drivers, but i would much rather be driving in any circumstance where i need to be in a car with a girl. and drunk driving is retarded, thats how people fucking die, so dont do it.
Oct 13 2010 2:14PM
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TheButterHashira
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She probably wasn't even drunk at all. I think she had like half a smirnoff or something and it was just a drive across my neighborhood at 2 in the morning, but still she ended up knocking me down and running over my toe with a dodge charger.

Oct 13 2010 2:40PM
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steezenskis
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yea just drunk teenage girls. older women and men should drive drunk tho
Oct 13 2010 2:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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Dodge nitro actually. I had a small suv stopped on my foot for like 20 seconds.
Oct 13 2010 2:54PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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lolololololol
Oct 13 2010 4:13PM
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T-Holt
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I think a good punishment for drunk driving would be to have a breathalyzer on the hood of your car in the shape of a giant black dildo so every time you wanted to drive anywhere you'd have to blow a big black dick. On top of that you'd have to drive around with a big black dildo on the hood of your car.
Oct 13 2010 4:19PM
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thisandthatfilms
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no way..





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Oct 13 2010 6:23PM
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B-runge
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pretty sure i know tons of kids who drink and drive

maybe only in idaho?
haha
Oct 13 2010 6:29PM
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Balto
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if you can drink and drive well, it shows you are a good driver

lol wut
Oct 13 2010 6:30PM
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AGOF
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i lol'd, there is a girl at my school who has her boyfriend come out of class every day to parallel park for her because she fails so hard, on days he isnt there she is either parked at said 45 degree angle or she skips
Oct 13 2010 7:32PM
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appa
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well i'm 16 and maybe you'll still give me shit over the internet for being the age that i am. i'm not sorry.

when i drive, i know what the risks are and what good and bad decisions can be made. i haven't crashed or done anything extremely stupid (just mildly) and in my eyes that is what makes a good driver. i was basing my statement on the women that i see on the road and have had to deal with.

get your facts straight before you jump to your conclusion. when you assume, you make an ass out of you, and you.
Oct 15 2010 1:44AM
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