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Will I look gay?

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CharlietheKing
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
would I look gay if I had Salomon spk's, suspects 2011 model and a legit armada jacket and my best trick is a 540?
Oct 6 2010 7:55PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
if you have to ask
Oct 6 2010 7:55PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
Cause you made this thread.

Yes.
Oct 6 2010 7:58PM
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mattb912
Posts: 3078 - Karma: 194
you probably will not look like a homosexual.
Oct 6 2010 7:58PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

yes just because you made a thread asking

Oct 6 2010 7:58PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
sounds like you'll be insecure
Oct 6 2010 8:00PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
Your flaming homosexuality will melt the snow on the mountain. Skiing won't be possible.
Oct 6 2010 8:06PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
why do you care?
Oct 6 2010 8:06PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
nah.. go for it... im not very good and im on domains just go out and have some fun!
Oct 6 2010 8:08PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148
no man you got to look steezy to be steezy
Oct 6 2010 8:13PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 720
.
Oct 6 2010 8:14PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
You will look like you want a fellow Newschooler to pee in your butt.
Oct 6 2010 8:15PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
i saw no spks at the pride parade this year. You'll be fine

tonnes of wallisch fulltilts though
Oct 6 2010 8:19PM
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T.DUDE
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 129
hahahahah
Oct 6 2010 8:28PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
hahah good call... im just getting booters because everyone has spk's at my resort
Oct 6 2010 8:30PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
That should not be why you want a pair of boots.
Oct 6 2010 8:35PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
what?
Oct 6 2010 8:50PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117

afterbang every trick you do could solve your major problem

Oct 6 2010 8:51PM
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Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
/facepalm
Get what fits, not what looks cool. See a bootfitter.
Oct 6 2010 8:54PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
This.
Oct 6 2010 8:55PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
dosent help when you dont have a boot fitter in your area.. so i have to order.. then go from there
Oct 6 2010 8:57PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
Well then get Full Tilts because they have intuitions if what you're saying is really true.  I'm sure you could find something within an hour of where you live.
Oct 6 2010 9:01PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
4 hours away... and i dont go there untill summer.. and the shop closes all ski services in the summer...
Oct 6 2010 9:07PM
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ArmadaSkier26
Posts: 415 - Karma: -1
its called a ski resort smart one every mountain has some sort of shop
Oct 6 2010 9:16PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
not one that has a boot fitter
Oct 6 2010 9:22PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
hahahaahahahaha
Oct 6 2010 9:25PM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
No way man.  Armada's got some sick jackets this year, you're gona look rad dude!!
Oct 6 2010 9:27PM
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simon44
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 1,185
i dont know why you would worry about something like that. if you think that it will look sick and will make skiing even that much sicker for you. do it.
Oct 6 2010 9:29PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,270
Is that really your reasoning? And if it is, there are more boots out there than fultilt and spks.

To OP don't worry about what you look like. If you do you will become insecure and will end up not having fun skiing.
Oct 6 2010 10:04PM
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rankstank
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 223
yes
Oct 6 2010 10:19PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
If you asked this your probably really insecure. It's not a fashion show to judge out there it is skiing. Have some fun, fuck the haters!
Oct 6 2010 10:24PM
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LiamMcKinley
Posts: 865 - Karma: 2,771
whooo cares duude? haterz gon hate. wear whatever you want, ski however you want, just have fun!
Oct 6 2010 10:41PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

you should get an xm (extra medium) jacket, color reddish orange.

large pants that start tight but then flair at the end, color, turqouise (more towords the freen side)

skis should be spray painted white, then streaked with neon green, yellow, pink and purple.

that is how you should look if you want to be the best./

Oct 6 2010 10:57PM
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-KYLE-
Posts: 3390 - Karma: 603
ya you will look gay.
Oct 6 2010 10:58PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
yes you will look like you prefer cock
Oct 6 2010 11:21PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
wow thread of the week fo sho
Oct 6 2010 11:22PM
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CarverJShaw
Posts: 37 - Karma: 11

just distract them with the afterbanging.  but don't do too much banging or yes, you will look even more gay

Oct 6 2010 11:57PM
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T.DUDE
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 129
you were born looking gay. I feel bad for you life.
Oct 7 2010 12:12AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
no but you will look very homosexual
Oct 7 2010 12:52AM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
na, sounds fine to me, not alot of people have SPK pros this year.
Oct 7 2010 12:57AM
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MicroMix
Posts: 297 - Karma: 48
You will look absolutely fabulous

Oct 7 2010 1:11AM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
You will only be gay if you buy stuff because NS tells you not to. Or if you hook up with another dude.
Oct 7 2010 1:43AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
If you are legitimately not trolling, you clearly haven't done any research. Sorry to be blunt. There is no way someone can fit just as well in booters as they can spks, unless you're right in the middle of the foot spectrum. In that case, you shouldn't look at either of those boots. Read the boot-fitting thread (isn't it still stickied?) if you can't see a boot fitter, and get boots that fit your feet without giving a shit what other people have. It'll be worth it.



And to thread creator. I clicked on this thread with the intention to tell you that, because you created a thread asking if your gear will make you look gay, you will look gay. Don't worry what other people will think of your gear. If you really like it, rock it with confidence. Making a thread like this doesn't help you at all.
Oct 7 2010 2:18AM
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Rockhound
Posts: 3432 - Karma: 851
less so than if he say bought ft hot doggers
spk's are 104 last
booters are 102 last
i agree with you that you should go to a bootfitter definitely
Oct 7 2010 2:25AM
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PowSkierCO
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11
Look man. If you like that, then rock it. Fuck what anyone else things. Who cares. If you like the style then rock the fuck out of it and don't think twice. Fuck the haters. Be you!!
Oct 7 2010 3:09AM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
You'd also look gay wearing that and if your best trick would be a switch cork 1080 or w/e...
Armada gear = uuuuugly!
Oct 7 2010 6:49AM
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Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
totally.

Oct 7 2010 6:56AM
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BlackcountryBill
Posts: 955 - Karma: 576
I'm asuming you are gay and want to make sure you look like it, thus creating a thread for people can confirm your chosen suit will in fact look gay.
Oct 7 2010 9:00AM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE
Oct 7 2010 10:12AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
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Oct 7 2010 10:48AM
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