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How to give a cat massage instructional video:

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pRETTyLight5
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Sep 28 2010 12:51PM
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E.C.
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"use 2 hands to double the pleasure and double the fun"
Sep 28 2010 12:53PM
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maximiliaan
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Sep 28 2010 2:13PM
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neutralzombie
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if kitty doesn't like her fur disturbed, she may ask you to shuffle out the door
Sep 28 2010 2:16PM
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proZach
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fake? hopefully?

every sentence is a one-liner
Sep 28 2010 3:16PM
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little1337
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lawlerpostafyer at full copacity!
Sep 28 2010 4:16PM
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Anathema
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i couldn't watch it after she opened with 'petting is just randomly petting..'
Sep 28 2010 4:17PM
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7-3instacall
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vid nuumber 2 is lolz
Sep 28 2010 4:22PM
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fujarome
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a cat massage? I scratch the top of my kitties head and she's in heaven. I don't think she needs a massage to relax or feel good. She sleeps, eats, and comes to see us if she wants someone to pet her. Cant be a stressful life
Sep 28 2010 4:24PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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bump for lol's
Oct 29 2010 2:11AM
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Bungholio
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ty......lol'd
Oct 29 2010 2:13AM
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Gstrong
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inb4 pussy joke?
Oct 29 2010 2:32AM
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hurrisun
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hahaha repost but a good one
Oct 29 2010 3:59AM
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theWIZARD
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hahaha that was hilarious
Oct 29 2010 1:07PM
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slickohio
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i lost
Oct 29 2010 1:14PM
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