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It's my 21st birthday

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PaleCelery
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Fuck you, I will make a thread if I want to.
Sep 28 2010 1:53AM
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Kangbang
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happy birthday
Sep 28 2010 1:54AM
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Gnarshred
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happy birthday dont die!
Sep 28 2010 1:55AM
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Testicles
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I take it your American. Happy birthday!
Sep 28 2010 1:55AM
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ECB
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It's my birthday bitch!
Sep 28 2010 1:56AM
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PaleCelery
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I take it *You're canadian?

Sep 28 2010 1:56AM
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HenniferLopez
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happy birthday. I will be making a thread like this in exactly 21 days.
Sep 28 2010 2:08AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Why are you online and not passed out in an alley somewhere?
Sep 28 2010 2:10AM
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Goglines
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happy birthday!
prepare to hit $0.32 in your bank account at warp speeds.
Sep 28 2010 2:14AM
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Testicles
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Wow I'm not usually one to make such a rookie mistake. And yes sir I am Canadian*.
Sep 28 2010 2:15AM
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PaleCelery
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Sep 28 2010 11:20AM
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k.perkins
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happy birthday, party.
Sep 28 2010 11:37AM
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E.C.
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if you werer in canada you could have legally drank 2 years ago
Sep 28 2010 11:39AM
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JaphyRyder
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Me too! celebrate well man
Sep 28 2010 11:42AM
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steezemeister
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Sep 28 2010 11:43AM
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theabortionator
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Happy Birthday you piece of shit! Burn in hell you fucking tool!!!



















But seriously, happy birthday man. Hit me up this weekend if you're headin out to the bars.
Sep 28 2010 11:49AM
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theline
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18 in Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, and 19 in the other provinces

so there
Sep 28 2010 2:14PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Happy birthday
Sep 28 2010 2:15PM
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E.C.
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still part of canada
Sep 28 2010 2:17PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Why are you still conscious?
Sep 28 2010 2:20PM
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Brenone
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Cheers:
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Sep 28 2010 2:20PM
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theabortionator
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I've never touched the stuff. After drinking some epically awful beers like steel reserves that make me want to vomit just from the taste. Shit sounds like furniture polish
Sep 28 2010 5:39PM
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Brenone
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Tastes like it to.

I couldn't finish half of one of those anymore if you paid me too.
Sep 28 2010 5:43PM
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Anathema
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congratulations. you're kind of a big deal now..

just kidding. go fuck yourself.

Sep 28 2010 5:45PM
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maximiliaan
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happy birthday!!
Sep 28 2010 5:45PM
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theabortionator
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I kind of figured. Seen people drinking them everywhere though. thought maybe it was a shitty name and it was actually drinkable shitty beer.

How much is a 40 of that shit anyway? I never buy 40s. A 6er of keystone tallboys is $3.67 at my local gas station. 4.25 after tax and bottle dep. The only thing in my small ass town that's cheaper than real gas stations.
Sep 28 2010 5:46PM
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Brenone
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I have no idea. I havent drank one since high school and that was 10+ years ago. back then it was like $4.00. add some Sunny Delight to make a "potion" and your all in for like $6.50! On some nasty sewage water in a glass bottle! haha
Sep 28 2010 5:49PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Happy birthday live it up
Sep 28 2010 5:53PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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OE is amazing

you can play edward 40 hands.... best game you can play with a 40oz bottle
Sep 28 2010 5:53PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah I'd rather just get 8 beers worth from a 6er of keystone. If you need to get drunk keystone ice.


I do want to play edward 40 hands sometime though
Sep 28 2010 5:57PM
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dispatchQ_main
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i disagree, spin the bottle is quite fun.
Sep 28 2010 5:57PM
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samwise
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Yall are serious? 40s are like $2.75
Sep 28 2010 5:58PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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after a game of 40hands you dont need to play spin the bottle to score.
Sep 28 2010 6:03PM
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theabortionator
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Spin the bottle and truth or dare were fun games when I was 10
Sep 28 2010 6:04PM
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majora
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5 days till mine :) happy birthday man
Sep 28 2010 6:06PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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I will raise you with this
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Sep 28 2010 6:14PM
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proZach
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why would you get a non-malt 40? and miller lite?
Sep 28 2010 6:16PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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I see your raise with a

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Sep 28 2010 6:19PM
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General_Ripper
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OE is the best 40 out there its really not bad if you drink it cold. I lived of that shit for a semester
Sep 28 2010 6:19PM
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Gary_Busey
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40s are my drink of choice since I'm poor. brass monkey that shit and it's delicious
Sep 28 2010 6:25PM
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proZach
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if you're not getting 8.9% high gravity 40s it's not worth it, technically.

sources:

40 oz - $3
alcohol content - 8.9%
average alcohol content for regular beers 4.45%
math
Sep 28 2010 7:41PM
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Dylan_
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yesssss, dan now you can buy me booooze!
Sep 28 2010 7:44PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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if he was in new zealand he could of legally drank 3 years ago
Sep 28 2010 7:53PM
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XtRemE11
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dont be a douche and waste it drinking. go out and buy a pistol since you legally can now and shoot that all day.
Sep 28 2010 8:58PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Whenever some one in my family turns 21 we all give them this.
Sep 28 2010 9:10PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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And happy birthday.

Sep 28 2010 9:10PM
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theabortionator
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Well a normal beer is 12 ounces. So a 40 is 3 and 1/3 beers worth. So the alcohol content is double. So that's 6 and 2/3 beers worth. So I guess it's cheaper but I'd rather have my 8 beers for 4 bucks.
Sep 28 2010 9:15PM
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PaleCelery
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I just drooled on myself
Sep 29 2010 3:13AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you're a classy girl
Sep 29 2010 3:41AM
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