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Beanie? WTF?

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chicken
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Do Americans actually call toques beanies?

Sep 27 2010 2:07PM
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BootySpunk.
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You mad bro?

Oh no someone made fun of Canadia better get all butthurt about it because no one ever makes fun of the US or anything...Buncha pussies I tell ya.
Sep 27 2010 6:16PM
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Swan_Solo
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How could my ass encompass my dick? The top part of the sphincter is the only place at a reasonable angle to do so, and if I had a huge stretched out asshole, it's likely that the part further from my coccyx would stretch as it's not supported by bone. If I could even stretch the bottom of my asshole that far it would only touch the base of my balls, not encompass my dick.

Guess schools in Canada don't teach much anatomy either.
Sep 27 2010 7:17PM
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Schlop
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I'm Canadian and I lol'd everywhere at your first post


skiierman #2 is here
Sep 27 2010 7:20PM
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morpheus
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this argument serves no purpose but entertaining us. keep going! hahaha
Sep 27 2010 9:19PM
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E.C.
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theres a higher percentage of us that smoke weed then you. HA
Canada doesnt have bush( even thogh he is gone he still fucked you over)
your abbreviation "US" could you be any more in love with yourselves
ours "CAN" cause we can /rant

Sep 27 2010 9:25PM
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bluedevil493
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Sep 27 2010 9:29PM
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EC-Skier
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aww yah thats fwiggin wicked dood
Sep 27 2010 9:55PM
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Chompo.
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Sep 27 2010 10:04PM
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thisandthatfilms
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ggood call
Sep 27 2010 10:06PM
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RickAstley
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NO, I'm Spartacus

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Sep 27 2010 10:06PM
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SeanTom
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win
Sep 27 2010 10:28PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i call em hats
Sep 27 2010 10:29PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Well you are american thus having a much higher likely hood of childhood obesity correct? and being a child of the "hood" you probably dabbled in illegal activities causing you to spend some time in an out of juvenile detention centers. Which was not that bad of an experience for someone as "thug" as yourself and a child of the "streets". It was only when you had gotten your 4th underage drinking ticket for chugging Smirnoff ice out in public did they put you into the big lock up. Upon arrival you had been excited that you would be rooming with a man of the name of Small Joe. However the little tidbit of information about Small Joe was that he was not small at all, in fact he was a tremendous girth of a man. Small Joe was not known for being a violent man but what had landed him up in this particular prison was while starring in a gay porn movie "17 again" he had caused internal bleeding in his co-stars anus which later resulted in his death. Being any normal man including any normal gay man in a prison the opportunity of ripe swan_solos ass was too much to bare. He had his way with you over the long three month period. Your asshole could only take so much until it started to create scar tissue much like when someone partakes in ear stretching but instead of using a gauge to make the hole larger it was a large mans penis. Upon getting out of prison and your horrible experience you became quite anal about wearing tighty whites in order to keep your stretch and misshapen asshole to appear to be in semblance of its former self. However once you started skiing you noticed that you anus as well as you dick were become cold with your newly rearranged downstairs. One day it finally came to you, it was all so simple! you had a hole and you had something to fill it with. So you stretch and pulled you fat, torn and scarred asshole over and around you penis and balls and thus created the ultimate mangina. Due to the lack of wind resistance it is rumored that even Helen Keller can hear your afterbang.
Sep 28 2010 2:53AM
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BootySpunk.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude...you are way to into this shit...calm down bro.
Sep 28 2010 2:57AM
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chicken
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weird why would you call it a beanie? I guess people call your head your bean sometimes?

and yeah sorry I mean tuque. pronounced "took" that is seriously what everyone here calls them. Like until yesterday, if you asked me if I had saggy beanies I would have thought you were talking about my nuts.
Sep 28 2010 3:00AM
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morpheus
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erry body chill.
Sep 28 2010 3:02AM
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Swan_Solo
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Oh btw, don't know if they taught you this in Canada, you can make spaces in your text by occasionally

pressing

enter

also, TL;DR
Sep 28 2010 3:13AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Canada Sux.
Sep 28 2010 3:23AM
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neutralzombie
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only if you start a new paragraph, which is appropriate only when writing a minimum of 5 sentences.
Sep 28 2010 11:41AM
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0ptions
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Your point being what? The person he told to use paragraphs wrote a hell of a lot more than 5 sentences.
Sep 28 2010 11:49AM
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0ptions
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Fuuu- I meant to quote Jenifa.
Sep 28 2010 11:49AM
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neutralzombie
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so if you're that bored go make all the grammatical corrections. so moody.
Sep 28 2010 11:51AM
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thugaim
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>implying it is improper to write a paragraph with less than 5 sentences.
Sep 28 2010 11:52AM
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molsongolden
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beanies don't have ear flaps and taeiouqaeious do

duh
Sep 28 2010 11:57AM
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neutralzombie
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anyways, who decided to call it a toque anyways? that's not how it's pronounced.
Sep 28 2010 11:58AM
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BootySpunk.
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hitting enter now and than > giant wall of text no one is going to read
Sep 28 2010 12:35PM
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Afeld
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No, I'm Spartacus

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Sep 28 2010 1:11PM
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deleted5
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40% of the time every time
Sep 28 2010 1:11PM
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NW_Rider
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I'm from Seattle and I call em' touqes... mostly because of Bob and Doug McKenzie though.



Coo-Loo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo COOOOOOOOOOO!
Sep 28 2010 1:18PM
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timmi
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This thread is about to explode due to ignorance. You didn't know ignorance was combustable. That is as well, ignorant.

The guy chirping Canada, you're a moron. You might be a nice person, you don't seem smart though. cool.

The guys defending Canada, you aren't much better. you can't really form an arguement either.

out of all of this, I have one question. why aren't we making fun of mexico instead. Because I don't even think they have internet there, so how hurt could they be?

cool beaners.
Sep 28 2010 1:29PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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bahahaha i didn't think ppl were actually going to take my response as me being e-angry seriously . I thought I have been posting on here for long enough for everyone to recognize that I dont give a shit what half the people say haha. This thread has appeared to get real right quick....


Sep 28 2010 1:35PM
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BootySpunk.
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We don't have internet in Montana either.

I don't think Canada does either...I mean I don't think I have ever seen an igloo with internet access.
Sep 28 2010 4:12PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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lies i get wifi with icicles
Sep 28 2010 4:48PM
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chicken
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how did a simple question turn into this?

stupid americans! (kidding)
Sep 29 2010 4:04PM
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babujib
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toque
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beanie
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Sep 29 2010 4:29PM
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garrettwiz
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i bet you think you are funny, but that was fucking weird man...
Sep 29 2010 4:34PM
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