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Beware of Vagazzling

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J-Evs
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http://christwire.org/2010/03/vajazzling-the-newest-threat-to-your-college-son/

embed of vid in article

Sep 23 2010 11:12PM
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DUKES
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emmmmkay
Sep 23 2010 11:12PM
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J-Evs
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TITLE MEANT TO SAY VAJAZZLING
FUCK
Sep 23 2010 11:13PM
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DERS.
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stewpid
Sep 23 2010 11:13PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Sep 23 2010 11:14PM
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OGHolliday
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Im probably gonna be a vajazzler when i grow up.
Sep 23 2010 11:14PM
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messplay
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someone embed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvzhvKm_15k

jennifer love hewitt does it....says that her lovers like it haha :)
Sep 23 2010 11:15PM
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DUKES
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pemizzling
Sep 23 2010 11:15PM
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GORlLLA
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That's sicker than Hitler's k/d.
Sep 23 2010 11:15PM
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ReignMan
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im going to go penzazzle?
Sep 23 2010 11:16PM
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J-Evs
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Sep 23 2010 11:16PM
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DUKES
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oh fuck
penizzling
Sep 23 2010 11:16PM
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Bobbum~Man
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This
Sep 23 2010 11:16PM
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Mezmerize19
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glorified herpes
Sep 23 2010 11:16PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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so close to panning onto the vag
Sep 23 2010 11:17PM
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AbeFroman
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uhhh
Sep 23 2010 11:17PM
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ReignMan
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pttthhh hahahahahalol
Sep 23 2010 11:18PM
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garrettwiz
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uhm okay......
Sep 23 2010 11:20PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Im gonna stick with my landing strip.
Sep 23 2010 11:21PM
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pmw
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thats all i was looking for
Sep 23 2010 11:22PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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my thoughts exactly
Sep 23 2010 11:26PM
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Where-am-I
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helps me cumazzle
Sep 23 2010 11:43PM
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pomme-de-terre
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how is that attractive?

what the fuck happens when you stick your hand down her pants and you feel all those rough, cold, bumps down there?, like, if you didnt know what they were, and you tried to pull your hand out but it kinda got caught in her belt and just... fuck...

you would be making out and it would be like "aww yeah,work it girl, uhh, oh, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! OH.. OH... HESUS... FUCKING CHRIST WHY!?"

Sep 23 2010 11:53PM
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artfullydodged
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can you imagine reaching into some chicks pants and feeling that? No thanks....
Sep 23 2010 11:55PM
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DUKES
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thats why you dont get any
Sep 23 2010 11:56PM
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2_fadez
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Repost.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/538266/
Sep 23 2010 11:57PM
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BWalmer
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Actually, honestly beware of this...it sometimes those can catch you and they hurt like a bitch.
Sep 23 2010 11:57PM
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J-Evs
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fack

new searchbar sucks
Sep 23 2010 11:59PM
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CrispyZombyWoof
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Thats what lights are for. Helps you to get a good look at what you could be running into down there. Hate to get a vajazzle mixed up with something abnormal...
Sep 24 2010 12:40AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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chick was so fuckable
Sep 24 2010 2:14AM
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SteezyOhio
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without a doubt, she's gonna keep a kill count of just how many she kills while she is vajazzled. I'm gonna get vajazzle stones around my cock, for her pleasure.
Sep 24 2010 2:24AM
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omIV
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lolol @ "In these hard times, male college students are more focused than ever on their studies and building lifelong associates, and references, by joining fraternities and other extracurricular organizations."

Yes. Male students focused on studies joining fraternities are DEFINITELY not interested in sex. Not at all. Not in the slightest.
Sep 24 2010 2:31AM
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Arabian.
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If all of you didn't know already, Christwire is complete satire akin to The Onion, written by 2 homosexual men meaning to demean the entire conservative movement. NOT KIDDING.
Sep 24 2010 2:37AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Ahahahahahaha that's awesome!
Sep 24 2010 2:40AM
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