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How many girls have you gotten pregnant?

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The_Oakley_Kid
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im at two.
Sep 20 2010 5:58PM
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messplay
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/facepalm
Sep 20 2010 5:58PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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hard to tell. i have sure rawdogged many randoms
Sep 20 2010 5:59PM
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No_Dub
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basically
Sep 20 2010 5:59PM
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soulskier
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null
Sep 20 2010 5:59PM
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messplay
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Sep 20 2010 6:00PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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Sep 20 2010 6:01PM
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neutralzombie
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have you gotten the point yet?
Sep 20 2010 6:02PM
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inb4_UMAD
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zero and i plan on keeping it that way... for another 7-10 years at least.
Sep 20 2010 6:03PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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have you gotten the point yet?
Sep 20 2010 6:03PM
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Cthulhu
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the name of this thread and your signature completley contradict eachother
Sep 20 2010 6:03PM
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messplay
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post of the day.
Sep 20 2010 6:04PM
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2_fadez
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/claim
Sep 20 2010 6:05PM
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feihlination
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i am pretty much at zero. hope to keep that streak going for a while.
Sep 20 2010 6:05PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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6
Sep 20 2010 6:07PM
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ESAND
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Only thing I have to say is

Vasectomy for the fucking win
Sep 20 2010 6:07PM
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fujarome
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ha! single digits? amateur.
Sep 20 2010 6:07PM
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Static
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maybe 1, 5 days late now...
Sep 20 2010 6:09PM
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BrewskiJr
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Sep 20 2010 6:09PM
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BigJim
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:)
Sep 20 2010 6:10PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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BANT
Sep 20 2010 6:10PM
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_MNice_
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have you not gotten the point that ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE????!?!?!?!?
Sep 20 2010 6:13PM
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_MNice_
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thought i did. the condom broke. she took the pill. period was 5 days late.  i was super scared

Sep 20 2010 6:14PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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1 and a half
Sep 20 2010 6:15PM
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Dan-Man
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13. kept um all.
Sep 20 2010 6:16PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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WAT

confuzes tom is

Sep 20 2010 6:16PM
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Bryan*
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possible bannn!
Sep 20 2010 6:17PM
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2_fadez
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Its Big Jim we're talkin about here guys...
Sep 20 2010 6:17PM
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BigJim
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its an educational post!
Sep 20 2010 6:23PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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with a dick
Sep 20 2010 6:24PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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It really is because before this i wouldn't have had any idea of how to slide a piece of latex over my penis.
Sep 20 2010 6:24PM
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Balto
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you would be surprised
Sep 20 2010 6:26PM
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BigJim
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my job here is done...
Sep 20 2010 6:26PM
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ShotgunElephant
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What did you name your kids?
Sep 24 2010 10:36AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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they wer'nt my fault so i don't think they should count
Sep 24 2010 10:40AM
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SteezyOhio
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BigJim, you have single handedly saved the tall tee thuggin population of newschoolers from impregnating beezys. you are a great man.
Sep 24 2010 10:48AM
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Brenone
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9. and 3 of them mutiple times. and they are all on welfare and your parents pay their health insurance. Thanks guys!
Sep 24 2010 10:56AM
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maximiliaan
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do you actually mean pregnant or just fucked?
Sep 24 2010 11:08AM
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Chockfullofnuts
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I got yo momma preg my son.
Sep 24 2010 11:09AM
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E.C.
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does a girl faking it count? if so like 3
Sep 24 2010 11:13AM
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ECB
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Consensual-0
Non-consensual-
Sep 24 2010 11:14AM
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Bar_Down
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i'm pretty sure he knows the difference between the words pregnant and fuck/sex/bone/any other variation of the word
Sep 24 2010 11:14AM
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skichicky3
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I lol'd
Sep 24 2010 11:26AM
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skiminnesota
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just a couple, or a dozen.


whats your point?

ha forrealz at this point in life i dont want kids until atleast 30

my cell phone contract is ball and chain enough
Sep 24 2010 11:56AM
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1337
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she just called, I'm not the father!!!



Sep 24 2010 12:02PM
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CassiusClay
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I haz meny childrenz!
Sep 24 2010 1:30PM
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GrammarPolice
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Son, I can't stand your type of bullshit; use a semicolon to separate independent clauses next time.
Sep 24 2010 1:31PM
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skichicky3
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sep 24 2010 1:32PM
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skiminnesota
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twas nice of you to give him a phone call, and not a text or something ;)
Sep 24 2010 1:33PM
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skichicky3
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ha very funny
Sep 24 2010 1:34PM
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matt.s
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this thread is dildos
Sep 24 2010 1:36PM
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