I live in Norway, and here in norway we have a tradition of partying for a straight month to selebrate the end of the 13th year of school. It is also a tradition to hav a kind of business card with a picture of ourself, name of school and a joke. I want to have something that represent me on my card, så i would like to have a "jibbin-joke"/skiing-joke/twintip-joke. Can't find any online. Anyone know any?