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OMG NEVER GO FAST SKIING

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I.Love.Beezy
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Sep 15 2010 8:57PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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hahaha thats funny did u hear the little girl swear
Sep 16 2010 5:13PM
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potatoes.
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two friends and i got a corner clipped off our passes last winter for "going to fast"... there is quite a story to go with it.
Sep 16 2010 5:22PM
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T-Holt
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Have fun getting banned.
Sep 16 2010 5:42PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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i got mine clipped for skiing 3 feet of fresh on a closed trail. 1 foot of fake snow pow 2 feet of FRESH SNOW. i like came all over the place only to get my happiness cockblokked by an asshole in red.
Sep 16 2010 5:50PM
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i.am.green.man.
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Im gonna say it was worth it though
Sep 18 2010 11:59AM
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Davy.Crockett
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gay.
Sep 18 2010 4:23PM
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Balto
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if you look in control you never get hassled, and in slow zones, just make a few extra turns to make patrol happy, better to take an extra min to get to the lodge then get your pass pulled.

the issue is that so many kids skiing these days do not actually know how to ski, they start and go right to the park without ever actually learning how to make a proper turn and how to control their gear. So its those kids that are causing these problems for us people who can actually ski. inb4 real skiing on real mountains joke
Sep 18 2010 6:00PM
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.Max.
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Exactly, it's beating a dead horse but kids seriously need to at least learn the basics of skiing.
Sep 18 2010 6:05PM
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Balto
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"the user assumes and understands that skiing/snowboarding are dangerous sports; that many hazards and obstacles, both natural and manmade, exist within the area. using the lift access card or any area facilities such dangers are recognized and accepted. the user realizes injuries and death may result and assumes these risks along with the responsibility of skiing/snowboarding under control."

thats on the back of one of my seasons passes last year, you'll be hard pressed to find a pass that doesn't have something like that on it, I've never seen one.
Sep 18 2010 6:08PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Exactly. And with that warning, we should be able to do pretty much whatever we want. If you don't like it, leave. Skiing's about doing whatever I want on skis, so once I can't do that a lot of the fun is gone.

I also hate when the patrollers suck, you've been skiing for way longer than i have and you should be good. I know most of them are older (here in NJ they are at least) but just because some 18 year old kid is better than you doesn't mean he's reckless.
Sep 18 2010 6:28PM
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BK
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hahaha. I watched this video, which was shot at the mtn I grew up skiing at, (the whackest LA area local bullshit) and laughed OUTRAGEOUSLY loud through it all.

I can't believe I then scrolled down the posts to see people actually having a discussion like this is a thought provoking expose into a syndrome sweeping the nation. This is lame local news overdamitzation of an issue that is fucking miniscule on the grand scheme.

SEriously the little girl beeped out swear words?? Fucking pricelessss. I hope south park gets a hold of this.
Sep 18 2010 7:09PM
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DFull15
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This is so gay. I live in PA and they have these rules. They hand out speeding tickets! What the fuck is this. If you get two tickets, you're kicked from the mountain
Sep 18 2010 7:50PM
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cooper.fry
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I can run faster then 19 mph.

Sep 18 2010 7:53PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
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slow news day?

haha the funniest part to me is how everything on TV has to be made into such a big deal.  No matter what they are reporting on, it has to sound like the end of the world.

Sep 18 2010 8:03PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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oh yeah that was the other thing i was wondering, what the hell did she say?
Sep 18 2010 8:18PM
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.jesus.
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story time joe
Sep 18 2010 8:19PM
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Caspian
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Haha lol@ news stations trying to do stories on sports because they have nothing better to report.

This is gay. My friend gave me his phone and used the gps on it to see how fast i could get. Fucking 65 MPH /claim. In control the whole time, although some bumps in the run were kinda sketchy.
Sep 18 2010 8:23PM
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steezenskis
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hahaha. i guess every sport has its gay shit. speed limits and radar guns. id love to get stopped just to see how fast i could get.
Sep 18 2010 9:11PM
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[creative]
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this is wayy stupid how are you supposed tpo know your going 19 mph? idk about you guys but i have no clue how fast i go.
Sep 18 2010 9:19PM
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GKO
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theres some truth to this issue, its not all bullshit
Sep 19 2010 2:42AM
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hyllengren
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Never ask a guy wearing a-frames!
Sep 19 2010 2:47AM
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jibbinc.
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ns'er at 1:50 top left corner?
Sep 19 2010 4:30AM
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potatoes.
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power hungry patrol bobby-lite.. you know this
Sep 19 2010 7:21AM
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.Roockley.
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it looks like they set up the camera for him to ride into
Sep 19 2010 7:32AM
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304NordMan
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oh for god sakes. this is stupid.
Sep 19 2010 9:36AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol
Sep 19 2010 10:06AM
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B4NE1
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The back of your ticket says ski at own risk for a reason.
Sep 19 2010 10:22AM
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EmperorKuzco
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gay. how can people hit jumps at 19 mph? me and my friend got our tickets punched once (4 punches and the pass gets pulled) because we were going to fast in the terrain park and were hitting the jump lines "too fast" and there was a lot of people and little kids in the park so we should of gone slow. so we start arguing with the patrol about how were we supposed to make the landings and if your so worried about the people not hitting the features then tell them to get out. i ended up with 3 punches at the end of the day. cool story i know
Sep 19 2010 10:48AM
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dougwilson
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did they say that 6 year old was a guy??
Sep 19 2010 10:51AM
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.jesus.
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hmm i know most of the patrol but there is an over zealous new guy
Sep 19 2010 1:02PM
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majora
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lol, i get chased by patrol all the time
Sep 19 2010 1:12PM
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Piste.Off
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we call it gaper slalom for a reason
Sep 19 2010 1:19PM
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steezy.stew
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haha that just about sums up my skiing experience at my mountain
Sep 19 2010 1:50PM
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C.Wood
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That's bullshit i think it is for the people who don't really know how to ski, and just want to go fast. the kamikazes.

last year at the resort i instruct at a kid was going so fast that he  we straight off the edge of the snow, over a concrete walkway and smashed right into the chalet, knocking out multiple teeth and i believe him as well, then they tried to sue the resort which didn't happen, but the kid was a yellow sticker(bunny hill only) and somehow got onto the main chairlift and onto a blue, the kid didn't even know how to stop. 
Sep 19 2010 2:12PM
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dispatchQ_main
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rental shops will be gleaming with this invention.
Sep 19 2010 2:13PM
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thesheik
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i can totally see this happening. watching power go to people's heads like that is borderline unbearable.
Sep 19 2010 2:19PM
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Otter.
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i lold
Sep 19 2010 2:44PM
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Wheaty214
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thats so gay, the swiss ski patrol is ratarded, people dont go fast just to feel the adrenaline. they go fast so they can get high air off of jumps and to be able to do tricks. Its pretty hard to 720 going 5 miles an hour. you need speed to do stuff, if you dont have any speed your actions are limited to doing nothing. 

resorts that give out speeding tickets are going to lose a ton of business to the advanced skiers and snowboarders, because theyll go to other resorts. the only way they wont lose business if they get rid of this dumbass 19 mph bullshit 

Sep 19 2010 3:13PM
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i.am.green.man.
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What part of PA and what mountain? i also live in pa and we do not have these
Sep 19 2010 6:10PM
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HeathR
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so true

Sep 19 2010 6:25PM
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rach
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"They look like they know what they're doing" as they show some kid eat it, haha. Personally I feel like more accidents come from people not being respectful and just not paying attention to what's around them.
Sep 19 2010 6:28PM
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McFellon
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it makes sense to not let people book at the base, but on actual trails it shouldn't be an issue
Sep 19 2010 6:37PM
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Rockhound
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That's fucked up man
Sep 19 2010 10:49PM
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~~JEFF~~
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this

i lol'd
Sep 19 2010 10:55PM
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potatoes.
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skiing is suppose to be fun, it's not worth starting trouble. i regret saying the stuff i did and i learned my lesson then and there will be more lessons in the future. it's life. make the best out of every situation of what is in front of us, even if it isn't the greatest. im done talking about this. what was done is long gone. there is too much to look forward to within the next few months to dwell about last seasons mishaps. things are moving forward and life is glorious.
Sep 20 2010 10:18PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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its pretty easy to pick out the idiots who have no clue what they're doing, why don't they just leave the "out of control/ reckless speed demons" to ski patrol?
Sep 20 2010 10:23PM
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S.C
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i loled so hard. If the ski patrol saw me goin over 19, they wouldnt even be fast enough to catch me
Sep 20 2010 10:27PM
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ColinB
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hahahaha
Sep 20 2010 10:36PM
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TheUngroomed
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wow. people need to quit pussy footin and get with the times. what the hell is an old man doing suing an 8 year old. Go read a fucking book you whore. And 19 miles an hour? i walk that fast
Sep 20 2010 10:41PM
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