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OMG NEVER GO FAST SKIING

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I.Love.Beezy
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Sep 15 2010 8:57PM
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OGHolliday
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Theres a difference between going fast and being reckless. I can go as fast as I can at my home mountain and I'm probably not being reckless. Unless its mobbed. On Christmas break going as fast as you can might get you broke off. However, if I go to Alaska and ski as fast as the mountain and my skis I'm being an idiot and I would probably pull my pass to.
Sep 15 2010 9:02PM
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Common_Cents
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19 mph?

Also snowboarder at the end. Really had nothing to do with the story whatsoever.
Sep 15 2010 9:02PM
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A.Eberhard
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Skiers can still go fast and be in control , but it's more the intermediate/beginner skiers who go fast but have limited control over what they do and that is what dangerous not the advanced skiers who have control over there speed.
Sep 15 2010 9:04PM
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BMskier
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what will said ski areas do when their race teams want to practice, but cant go over the speed limit and then end up sucking?

this is beyond stupid

Sep 15 2010 9:04PM
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corona
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ahaha love the guys "fuck yea, I'm on tv" claim at 0:47
Sep 15 2010 9:04PM
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ski-swagga
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they should just limit GAPERS to 19mph.
Sep 15 2010 9:05PM
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Rockhound
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tall tee
Sep 15 2010 9:06PM
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Craze
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Im going to make sure to tuck harder and go faster this year!!!
Sep 15 2010 9:07PM
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prophet
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the problem with the too-fat/out of control line is that most patrollers don;t know where the line is because they themselves aren't that good. they just assume you're out of control because you're trying to get out of the way of all the Joeys
Sep 15 2010 9:07PM
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hellomynameisjef
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yeah that gaper really looked like an experienced skier, jumping 2 inches and then falling on his ass. he is representative of the entire skiing community. for sure.
Sep 15 2010 9:08PM
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p-fo
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they have absolutely no idea what theyre talking about. that guy they interviewed is probably pulling passes for people bombing slow signs and gapers going 60 in the pizza position. GMA of course has no idea what theyre reporting on and thinks that its anyone who takes even a little bit of risk...
yay spin!
Sep 15 2010 9:08PM
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SKIU4EA
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this all can be fixed with my patent pending gaper eject bindings that i've been carefully planning. Gapers excede 19mph or cut in front of a dropping on a hit in the park and the bindings double eject the gaper, sending them flailing through the air.

After an extensive class and training criteria are met, the bindings will be set to a more reasonable setting.


Sep 15 2010 9:25PM
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.Ben
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he was the only guy in the video who knew what he was doing
Sep 15 2010 9:34PM
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i.am.green.man.
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dude thats horse shit. 19 mph? thats even worse. if i have to go that speed i might as well pull down my pants and whack off cause thats how long its gonna take me to take a run
Sep 15 2010 9:45PM
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ryman
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0:19 - "they look like they know what they're doing".....
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TO WHO?????
Sep 15 2010 9:45PM
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i.am.green.man.
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dude thats horse shit. 19 mph? thats even worse. if i have to go that speed i might as well pull down my pants and whack off cause thats how long its gonna take me to take a run
Sep 15 2010 9:46PM
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timmmay528
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this
Sep 15 2010 9:46PM
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mr.green
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lol it will revolutionize the gaper industry
Sep 15 2010 9:52PM
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thisisastickup
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This is just a small part in the never-ending pussification of America.
Sep 15 2010 9:53PM
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Kirsakid
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That is fucked up, the people reporting on the story know nothing about the sport. The ski patrol know what they are doing half the time and will only clip reckless gapers. The 19 mph rule is total Bull if you are in control it shouldn't matter what speed you are going.
Sep 15 2010 9:53PM
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LoganD
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Holy crap...... never have I ever heard of such a stupid thing. Its understandable that some people are just reckless because they suck, but that shouldn't affect people that actually know how to ski. I really hope Canadian slopes don't get involved with this.
Sep 15 2010 9:54PM
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the.cheat
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god... skiing is at least to me about freedom and doing what i want. part of that is going as fast as i want. i see the logic in some helmet rules and what not but this would really ruin a lot of the magic having to have the rules on my mind the whole time
Sep 15 2010 9:55PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha that was fucking retarded. everybody in that video just sucked and was going about 15 mph

and 19 mph limit, really? do they realize how slow that is?


also, kid who is suing the 8 year old needs to die already. what a prick, the kid's fucking 8
Sep 15 2010 9:58PM
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ReignMan
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Oh so people are stupid even on TV. But not FOX news no they are the smartest non bias new cast ever. Go crazy ass tea partiests!
Sep 15 2010 9:58PM
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annex_
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They better not.
Sep 15 2010 10:01PM
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Avifarer
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why the fuck would you give them a warning? just pull their pass the first time. then they will know not to be dumb asses the next time.
Sep 15 2010 10:03PM
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factory81
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I heard utah just put a law up that allows ski patrol to fine you for skiing too fast.

I believe the only resorts that enforce it were park city area resorts.

fines and the whole 9 yards. jail time even!

Sep 15 2010 10:09PM
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connory998
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how do they expect you to obey a speed limit if you have no idea how fast your going?
Sep 15 2010 10:25PM
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LoganD
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Clearly you should always pay attention to your speedometer, and look for clearly marked speed limit signs.
Sep 15 2010 10:26PM
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Newschooleri.
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stupid gapers ruin it for everyone. And wtf at 19mph u cant even gain enough speed to hit a jump
Sep 15 2010 10:30PM
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AJizzle
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Remind me never to ski in switzerland...lol. How about the fact that gapers are a danger to others on labeled black runs, and if u get hit on a black, its pretty much all ur fault. I damn near killed myself twice this year with people standing/sitting in blind spots on non slow slopes, but had enough controll, even with the speeds I was skiing, to miss both gapers and take a gnarly double ejection, yet I would still get a ticket for that fuck that.
Sep 15 2010 10:30PM
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black
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TOM FAST
Sep 15 2010 10:31PM
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MatRich
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how the fuck are you suposed to know what 19mph feels like?
Sep 15 2010 10:32PM
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DUKES
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so soon im goin to need a speedometer, i mean the people get pissed for the advanced skiing on the intermediate and beginner terrain, then you have the beginners and intermediates goin onto the advanced terrain, i have seen so many gaper families go into the terrain park
Sep 15 2010 10:33PM
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crankdatsoljaboy
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Lawwwwwl 19mph is actually reallly slow , if theyre thinking of 19 as a limit what about racers going down slopes a BIT faster
Sep 15 2010 10:37PM
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steezeninja
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Amen brother! America is pussified!!!!
Sep 16 2010 2:24AM
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GayWolf420
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19mph? thats slow as hell. Its all about not getting caught.
Sep 16 2010 2:29AM
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Skibumsmith
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The best part about that video was the 6 year old reciting a line of swear words hahaha.
Sep 16 2010 3:09AM
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oreopancake.
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guys, it's those x-games exploits that we see in ski movies.
Sep 16 2010 3:14AM
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vauban08
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lol, wtf is she talking about?

ONE little ski resort (Gstaad) has such a speed limit on 4 of its 20 slopes. No other swiss resort has a speed limit. Jeez, is this Faux News or what? :D
Sep 16 2010 5:56AM
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*TURBONERD*
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no doubt. probably sponsored by red bull.
Sep 16 2010 6:45AM
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miketheskier88
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This is getting ridiculous now. What will probably end up happening is that people will need to do a snowsports license to ski blue/red/black runs, with greens being solely for beginners. Something that would be able to be put on your skipass easily.

Either way... mega gay.
Sep 16 2010 7:25AM
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DERS.
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19 mph? fuck that

Sep 16 2010 7:50AM
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Brenone
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Exactly what I was thinking. With his mother sitting right next to him! Haha
Sep 16 2010 8:06AM
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aoash2
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WAT. Lol what asshole parent of a gapper complained enough to cause this shit? They're about to set a new record for most speeding tickets not paid in a season.
Sep 16 2010 3:05PM
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Elmo.
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thats dumb... 19 mph isnt even close to fast... and if you can stay in control which experts can then your all good... its just the beginners that think skiing is soooo easy that fuck things up
Sep 16 2010 3:15PM
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SAronson
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Why are so many people such cock sucking fagget losers?

What I would do if i owned a resort, which many resorts do is have people acknowledge the danger of the sport and by buying a ticket acept the dangers and wave all rights to sue and complain.  
Sep 16 2010 3:20PM
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wunderskier
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Peole are bad at skiing. They need to learn. Period.

Sep 16 2010 4:14PM
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mariob
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thats fucking retard, America its becoming a fucking pussy as country if u as me....
Sep 16 2010 4:44PM
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BoatsandHoes
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what the hell are you talking about. no one ever said anything about fox news.
Sep 16 2010 4:57PM
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