i have a friend who is a juggler. When i go to his house, i don't like to take food from him if it is in threes. he has three apples left ... i guess i can't have one... won't want to fuck up the practice routine.
"That's weird, i'm pooing" - Tj schill
"the photographer caught them in the middle of the infamous act of "anal urination" - I_Am_God
NSG is alot like the middle east, one big shit hole that no one wants to visit - Gnartron
Well. Disaster solved. I sacrificed the handle end of one of my roommates disposable razors. Using this I managed to knock off what was preventing me from using most of your other suggestions. I did my with that (Ewww messy) then hopped over to the bidet and powerwashed that motherfucker. Thanks for all the suggestions. Im kinda wishing I thought of the sock one before.
no but i hike my shirt up my back and hold the front so i don't shit on it. it would suck so bad to squeeze one out and wonder why it never dropped in the toilet and then feel some tension on your shirt and realize you now have a log resting in a fold of your shirt
or even just nicking the back of a white t-shirt with a big piece of poo
if this is your permanent residence, there is 0 shame in walking out of the room to get more tp with your pants down. if there is no tp anywhere in the house, you would be fucked. unless you had a bidet. cool beans.
everything would be better if everyone wasnt a complete pussy.