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I"m driving on the highway and surfing NS.

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BlackcountryBill
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So, I'm driving on the busiest motorway in the UK, it's rush hour so I'm I'm not going very fast and to kill some time, I thought I'd hit up NS. It's making this journey so much better.

Photo to follow when I get home.
Sep 13 2010 1:18PM
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BROSEIDON
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i hope you die
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Sep 13 2010 1:21PM
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Black.Bird
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Sep 13 2010 1:22PM
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pussymoneyweed
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do the salmon dance
Sep 13 2010 2:00PM
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E.C.
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we may have a situation here
Sep 13 2010 2:09PM
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yojimbo
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wuts a motorway?
Sep 13 2010 2:11PM
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skichicky3
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Sep 13 2010 2:12PM
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geteducated
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if you rear ended me and i saw you were on the phone i'd rip your throat out.
Sep 13 2010 2:16PM
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i.ski.troll.
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Sep 13 2010 2:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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Good plan.  Then, after the police are done arresting you, they can give him his ticket.
Sep 13 2010 2:42PM
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jwalt
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bingo
Sep 13 2010 2:43PM
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Most-D
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What a failure of a thread, will-antirocks.
Sep 13 2010 2:48PM
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steezyjibber
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dumbass
Sep 13 2010 2:51PM
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molsongolden
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hahaha you guys will post the salmon dance but you won't learn it and make this the year of the salmon?

texting and driving isn't that bad especially in a traffic jam

keep living the dream you crazy brit
Sep 13 2010 3:06PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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guys, he's probably going like 2 miles per hour haha. rush hour in the uk is just like rush hour anywhere else. it's stop and go.
Sep 13 2010 3:08PM
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bustinthejus
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You mean ONLY if you're in a traffic jam... And even then you really shouldn't be texting if you're moving. Only if you're really in a bad jam and stationary.
Sep 13 2010 3:09PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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okay haha jesus guys. he's in a traffic jam during rush hour. worst thing that'll happen is he gets in a fender-bender and fucks up his day and someone else's too.

people should be less Skierman-esque in this thread.
Sep 13 2010 3:13PM
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BlackcountryBill
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LOLOLOLOLOL

I was going about 2 miles an hour, summer NS is so wonderful!
Sep 13 2010 3:22PM
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Static
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do you even know what a mile is!!!!!??!?!?
Sep 13 2010 3:24PM
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Jodi
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I LOVE the salmon dance....swimmin upstream.
Sep 13 2010 3:40PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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is that is CT?

and you're an idiot putting other peoples life in danger for your entertainment
Sep 13 2010 3:43PM
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skichicky3
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I'm not sure, I saw it in one of those chain e-mails.
Sep 13 2010 4:21PM
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pmw
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haha all these kids thinking they are so intelligent calling you out on putting others lives in danger. i bet all you shitty drivers are more dangerous then this kid in rush hour stop and go traffic. queef out that sand already.
Sep 13 2010 4:24PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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my thoughts exactly
Sep 13 2010 4:24PM
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DANETRON
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Id laugh as his insurance company will be giving me money to put in my pocket
Sep 13 2010 4:37PM
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bkap
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so your a retard selfish asshole is all i just heard.
Sep 13 2010 4:38PM
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messplay
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Sep 13 2010 4:38PM
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Static
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and then you'd have a jacked up car...

oh your uncle does body work? nvrmind
Sep 13 2010 4:38PM
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Holte
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Meh. I'm surfing NS right now while flying my helicopter over downtown Los Angeles.
Sep 13 2010 4:39PM
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pmw
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ugh. are you old enough to drive?
Sep 13 2010 4:47PM
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DANETRON
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No just drive a beater truck that I wheel out in the woods anyway, another dent no biggie ill build a new bumper with some steel. I love my $500 craigslist finds lol


Sep 13 2010 4:48PM
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thesheik
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this thread is now about christina hendricks' rack

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Sep 13 2010 4:51PM
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Most-D
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Christina Hendrick's rack is ENORMOUS.
Sep 13 2010 6:15PM
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geteducated
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why the fuck are you sticking up for this kid? you must text and drive as well.

so fuck you.
Sep 13 2010 6:18PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i loldddd
Sep 13 2010 6:18PM
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thesheik
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holy shit IS THAT OMAR? IS THAT FUCKING OMAR?
Sep 13 2010 6:20PM
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geteducated
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omar coming!
Sep 13 2010 6:21PM
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pmw
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hey guys! look! we have another idiot in here!
Sep 13 2010 6:22PM
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thesheik
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just so happens i got some heroin for sale. market wise, you fellas look like buyers.

/best character in any sort of creative endeavor in the history of literature, stage, and screen
Sep 13 2010 6:25PM
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geteducated
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well i guess if thinking people who fuck with their phone when they should be paying attention to the road around them makes me an idiot then so be it. the fact that its you calling me an idiot on this matter has little significance.
Sep 13 2010 6:25PM
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geteducated
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you gotta make sure you say heroin properly,

HERON.
Sep 13 2010 6:26PM
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thesheik
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hahahahaha, it literally took me like 3 minutes trying to figure out how to spell that. i was going to go with herwan, but decided not to. also, once i was playing poker and got 4 fives, and suspected this other kid of having a full house, so i busted out the line he used on marlo, and proceeded to die laughing
Sep 13 2010 6:28PM
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Mike-O
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This is "Jesus Christ!" worthy.
Sep 13 2010 6:36PM
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207
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my dad has a sprint 3g internet card too.
Sep 13 2010 6:47PM
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pmw
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i bet you don't drive either.

it's not like he's going 65 on a busy road. sheesh.
Sep 13 2010 7:20PM
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Lemuel
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Sep 13 2010 7:22PM
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geteducated
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i've had my license for 8 years and been driving full time for 4.

there you go again, making assumptions.

seems like you're trying to justify fucking on the phone while driving to yourself.

your shit is weak.
Sep 13 2010 7:41PM
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pmw
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what do you mean there i go again?

up to this point i made no assumptions. he is in fucking rush hour

So, I'm driving on the busiest motorway in the UK, it's rush hour


i bet he was going fucking 5-10 miles at the fastest. you're telling me you don't have control of a car at 5-10? how shitty of a driver are you?
and i'm giving you guys the benefit of the doubt. i would be more inclined to believe he was almost at a standstill.





i don't text and drive, never will and i never will advocate it. it's stupid. that being said, so are the grounds you are basing this particular argument off of.
Sep 13 2010 7:46PM
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geteducated
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you live in a city or its greater area?
Sep 13 2010 7:49PM
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Jwalk
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It's like her chest is pregnant with triplets!
Sep 13 2010 7:51PM
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.AR6rider.
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Are YOU old enough to drive? even at 5-10 mph, when you're staring down at a screen browsing through threads on NS and posting, you're clearly not paying attention and could easily run into the person in front of you.  Sure, it's not a huge deal to get in a fender bender at 10mph, but does that justify not paying attention? You can defend it all you want, but you're still wrong.
Sep 13 2010 7:51PM
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