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THIS GUY IS SUPER HUMAN!!! (Seriously)

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JON_MCMURRAY
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I really wish I could find this on youtube & embed it but it was sent to me via Facebook so it's all I have but I ASSURE YOU IT'S WORTH WATCHING!!!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=440913234127&ref=mf

The takeoffs & stunts this fucker does are seriously not even human... I'm pretty sure this is a real life X-man lol
Sep 12 2010 8:25PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
GET THE FUCK OUT.
Sep 12 2010 8:25PM
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Parrish
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Oh not again.
Sep 12 2010 8:25PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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repost
Sep 12 2010 8:26PM
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InYourBrain
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i feel left out every time something involves fb. i dont have one
Sep 12 2010 8:26PM
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Gameboy
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Don't fall in the Facebook trap!
Sep 12 2010 8:26PM
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pmw
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just watched the first clip. this seems promising.
Sep 12 2010 8:31PM
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meth_time
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Who the fuck is thiss dude??

We gettin trolled or some shit?
Sep 12 2010 8:32PM
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jwalt
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Sep 12 2010 8:33PM
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207
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damn son thats john mcmurray
Sep 12 2010 8:34PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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repost x a fuckload
Sep 12 2010 8:34PM
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meth_time
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also wayyy too much clipping on that song.
Sep 12 2010 8:34PM
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pussymoneyweed
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i luhh u
Sep 12 2010 8:35PM
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nolan.
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vote to remove orange name for reposts and annoying caps locks. real men hold down the shift key..
Sep 12 2010 8:37PM
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JON_MCMURRAY
Posts: 193 - Karma: 471
Haha fuck everything I post sumthing other than my own shit is a repost... you NSer's are too up to date for me 2 keep up lol

Do you know where I can find the youtube clip of this same vid? This guy is sum serious inspiration on the real
Sep 12 2010 8:37PM
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no_steeze
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Sep 12 2010 8:38PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo
Sep 12 2010 8:38PM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Sorry I meant everytime not not everything lol
Sep 12 2010 8:39PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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no. fuck you.
Sep 12 2010 8:40PM
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JON_MCMURRAY
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Dope thanx!
Sep 12 2010 8:40PM
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no_steeze
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did you get a major concussion skiing or something? it would explain a lot
Sep 12 2010 8:41PM
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Jordan
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ugh.
Sep 12 2010 8:41PM
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ButteredToast.
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I think you have an extra chromosome lying around somewhere...
Sep 12 2010 8:42PM
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JON_MCMURRAY
Posts: 193 - Karma: 471
Here's the embedded vid:
Sep 12 2010 8:43PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Sep 12 2010 8:43PM
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nolan.
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however through all this hate, damien walters is sick.
Sep 12 2010 8:43PM
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no_steeze
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hardest i've lol'd on ns in a while
Sep 12 2010 8:44PM
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Testicles
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Every thread you make is hilarious/awesome. ilu no homo
Sep 12 2010 8:46PM
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no_steeze
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yeah in all honesty jon mcmurray is awesome. it's so entertaining to observe someone resembling a 14 year old autistic wigger who just discovered the internet
Sep 12 2010 8:51PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
can i steal this joke?
Sep 12 2010 8:53PM
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Jordan
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lawlz.
Sep 12 2010 8:53PM
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Testicles
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Too true I love it
Sep 12 2010 8:54PM
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Relish_man
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he's super human? looks more like a superhuman to me, nothing about that guy is human.
Sep 12 2010 9:00PM
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Jordan
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But really...

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I just don't understand.

I think, and many have pointed this out, you were going for "cannon."




Sep 12 2010 9:04PM
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no_steeze
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cut him some slack, he really might be retarded
Sep 12 2010 9:05PM
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icon1234
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Sep 12 2010 9:06PM
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Chompo.
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lolerskates
Sep 12 2010 9:07PM
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ButteredToast.
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I would be honored.

$0.10 charge for each use though...

:D
Sep 12 2010 9:09PM
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Phormat
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can·on 1 (kClick for larger imagenClick for larger imageClick for larger imagen)
n.
1. An ecclesiastical law or code of laws established by a church council.
2. A secular law, rule, or code of law.
3.
a. An established principle: the canons of polite society.
b. A basis for judgment; a standard or criterion.
4. The books of the Bible officially accepted as Holy Scripture.
5.
a. A group of literary works that are generally accepted as representing a field: "the durable canon of American short fiction" (William Styron).
b. The works of a writer that have been accepted as authentic: the entire Shakespeare canon.
6. Canon The part of the Mass beginning after the Preface and Sanctus and ending just before the Lord's Prayer.
7. The calendar of saints accepted by the Roman Catholic Church.
8. Music A composition or passage in which a melody is imitated by one or more voices at fixed intervals of pitch and time.

The question remains whether he intended this or not....
Sep 12 2010 9:09PM
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bryansbryan
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the best
Sep 12 2010 9:13PM
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Jordan
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kewl copy paste bitch tits.

However, put any of those definitions in with "Loose _______ playaz" and what do you get? Nothing. The only thing that could maybe relate would be secular law... but that doesn't really make sense too.


What is no for 500 Alec.
Sep 12 2010 9:13PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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wut de hel just hapend guiez
Sep 12 2010 9:19PM
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Chris.S
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Such an amazing way to start the thread. I lol'd so hard.
Sep 12 2010 9:30PM
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willyg0808
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OMFG
Sep 12 2010 10:09PM
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DhAaRtTeHr
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DUB LOVE TAP
Sep 13 2010 9:35PM
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meth_time
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lol
Sep 13 2010 10:36PM
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rickroller
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oh nooooooo
Sep 13 2010 10:38PM
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ReignMan
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HOLY FUCK SALT!
Sep 13 2010 10:56PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Sep 13 2010 10:56PM
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meth_time
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STOP POSTING THIS ASSFUCK.
Sep 13 2010 10:57PM
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cheddafries
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at 1 minutes double pits to chesty???
Sep 13 2010 11:00PM
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