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[tk]
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I recently had knee surgery so iv'e been on crutches for these past two weeks. I'm also taking P.E., which i can't do anything for right now obviously. The teacher is a complete asshole and makes non-athletic kids in my class feel like shit. He's making me write a 5 page essay about the benefits of healthy living. due tomorrow. wtf. anyone got any ideas or any ways i can do this easily? besides write a whole 5 page essay
Sep 9 2010 6:35PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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skiing obviously
Sep 9 2010 6:37PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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*write about skiing obviously
Sep 9 2010 6:37PM
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[tk]
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what? I'm supposed to write it about the benefits of healthy living
Sep 9 2010 6:39PM
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Yeah dude I know where you're coming from!

I go to a private school and they're all for academics but they force you to play spots every season. Legit! If you don't do team sports, you have to stay after school and take dance or yoga class. Its so bullshit. Luckily in the winter I'm getting out of a sport by taking an art class.
Sep 9 2010 6:40PM
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Bean_Slc
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Tell him to suck a dick, its gym class. Your principal or whoever will understand that its just PE, and that a 5 page essay is ridiculous.
Sep 9 2010 6:40PM
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[tk]
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it's a little too late, i've had a week to do this but could never find the time between physical therapy and other homework
Sep 9 2010 6:43PM
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Rachy
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That's a really loaded essay topic.


Really?

Ummm you probably get to live longer
you probably aren't fat and there for less ugly
you cant argue that you spend less or more money cause of the different habbits people have.

I can put it down to potentially live longer, and better looking.

A subcategories of better looking could be...
more sex (but this could give you aids)
better job opportunities (hopefully not with much stress)
better chance of reproducing and having good looking offspring carrying on your genetic line and therefor increasing your genetic fitness.

Id probably just focus on increasing your genetic fitness. There is actually a lot of information available on that... and you can probably write a nice introductory paragraph that sounds like you are writing about the benefits of healthy living.

Good luck with that.
Sep 9 2010 6:54PM
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[tk]
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thanks. i wouldn't need so much help if it was 2-3 pages. +k
Sep 9 2010 7:01PM
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Rachy
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http://www.fitness.gov/publications/digests/heredity.pdf

Second page of that..... you can probably form your entire paper based of this.

Then just find 4 more articles and include them in your bibliography and make sure to reference them randomly a few times.

Your teach will probably be blown away that you are going into a generally college level topic.

Start out with something like... being that the benifits of healthy living is such a diverse topic, I would like to focus on how healthy living increases ones overall genetic fitness. Being that the evolution of the human population is the reason we continue to exist, health as it relates to genetic fitness is overwhelmingly important.

There you go.
Sep 9 2010 7:16PM
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[tk]
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thanks a bunch. i already have a page and a half of basic stuff, so i will definitely use this.
Sep 9 2010 7:21PM
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Rachy
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oh, and by genetic fitness..

Basically it just means reproduction. In that a man that has 2 kids has a fitness of 2 a man that has no kids has a fitness of 0 and there for the fact that the man that had 2 kids is more fit and passed down his genes and continued the evolution of the species.

Being healthy increases your ability to reproduce as well as the likelyhood that you will reproduce as well as the potential survival of your reproduction.

Ok... I'm done.
Sep 9 2010 7:21PM
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[tk]
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thanks a bunch. i already have a page and a half of basic stuff, so i will definitely use this.
Sep 9 2010 7:21PM
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[tk]
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whoops repost
Sep 9 2010 7:23PM
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Write about how your going to kill your teachers family...













just kidding.
Sep 9 2010 7:24PM
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