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a baby seal walked into a club,
A guy tells his girl to give him a "chilean miner"
She asks "What's that?"
He tells her "It's when you go to the bottom of my shaft and don't come up 'till Christmas."
It's bad, but in a different way.
ski patrol blew it up.