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Religion is like a penis

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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
its ok to have one. its ok to be proud of it. but don't flaunt it in public, and don't shove it down kids throats.
Sep 6 2010 8:29PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
lolwut
Sep 6 2010 8:30PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
yup.
Sep 6 2010 8:31PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
So you're saying that it's weird for girls to have a religion?
Sep 6 2010 8:31PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
inb4 multi no matter what.
Sep 6 2010 8:32PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
How about a girls throat?
Sep 6 2010 8:32PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
So does this mean its ok to for their parents to shove it down their throats? Because thats typically how religion is forced upon kids.

yay incest
Sep 6 2010 8:32PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
so if your jewish is it circumcised?
Sep 6 2010 8:34PM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
no numbskull, he said it's not ok

yay incest, you toys r us kid you!
Sep 6 2010 8:34PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
i guess that's actually right.....
Sep 6 2010 8:37PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
i always thought religion was like a butthole; spewing shit everywhere.
Sep 6 2010 8:37PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Religion is alot like a vagina. A lot of people are attached to you for no other reason than they can't live without, a large segment of the population despises you and wants nothing do with you, and you shouldn't flaunt it in public.
Sep 6 2010 8:44PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
instead of religion, shouldn't it be personal beliefs?
Sep 6 2010 8:47PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
perfectly put my friend.
Sep 6 2010 8:58PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
amen
Sep 6 2010 8:59PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
its like a poop, it should just be flushed down the toilet and forgotten about forever
Sep 6 2010 9:01PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
no
Sep 6 2010 9:05PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
.
Sep 6 2010 9:06PM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
thank you for 2 minutes of laughter
Sep 6 2010 9:07PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,462
hahahahah +k
Sep 6 2010 9:22PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
cha-ching.  Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Sep 6 2010 9:25PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521

its like snowboarders: overpowering, full of itself, and fearless. except to those who have the balls to correct it. Then they shit their pants.

Sep 6 2010 9:27PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
hahah nice
Sep 6 2010 9:30PM
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snowflexzone
Posts: 200 - Karma: 18
+k lol
Sep 6 2010 9:31PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Sep 6 2010 9:33PM
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