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Battle to the Death

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rebel
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A cage match, a superhero in each corner: The Incredible Hulk, Batman, Spiderman and Thor. Who lives?

I've thought about this for like a week (I know, I'm a loser), and here's what I came up with:
Spiderman will go to the top corner of the cage to observe, The Hulk will demolish batman, Thor will kill The Hulk, and just as Thor turns around to kill Spiderman, a web takes Thor's hammer, and Spiderman wins. Of course, if Spiderman can't get Thor's hammer, Thor will win.
May 16 2002 2:49PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Definately Thor and Hulk in a cage match, all spider man could do is crawl on the ceiling to avoid stuff and hed just get tired. Batman's sick , but he souldn't hold his own in a cage.
May 16 2002 3:08PM
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linkray
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Thor would be the only one standing, I think spiderman would beat the other two and have to fight thor at the end...but thor would own him.


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May 16 2002 3:44PM
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JayDC7
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im going with spidey, people underestimate his strength, and he is much more agile than the rest of em. batman and the hulk dont have anything special about them, so it would come down to thor and spiderman, n i would just have to go with spiderman
May 16 2002 4:17PM
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quebecfreestyler
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thor for sure...
he will kick hulk and batman ass withing a second then he would destroy sipey head with his hammer

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May 16 2002 4:22PM
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tremblantripper
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spidey would win, like come on the super strength, the webbing and ability to climb walls

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May 16 2002 4:24PM
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cams
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but if thor or hulk got a hold of spidey he'd be done for.. so if batman could use some gadget to wrap around spidey's legs so hulk could bash his head in and then the rest could duke it out.. out of those 3 i saw thor cuz hulk would be far too slow


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May 16 2002 4:43PM
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ACLs_suck
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everyone underestimates batman... hes fuckin nutz
May 16 2002 4:45PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Thor for sure, Batman isnt that tuff, he's just smart and he's got gadgets that are cool, but he cant use the Bat Wing in a cage match!
Spidey would beat the Hulk I think (did you gusy know the Hulk is going to be a movie next summer?) But Thor is Strongest, plus he's got a hammer, plus he is the Shizznit!
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May 16 2002 5:01PM
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FreshCoast
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yeah If batman couldn't use his gadgets he would be crushed by thor. Then Spiderman would be too nible and quick to get caught. Thor and Hulk would beat eachother to death (one awesome battle)! And Spiderman would win by default (sorry I know winning by deafult doesn't make good tv)!
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May 16 2002 5:10PM
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Gdawg3
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No no no, Hulk would go straight for Thor, and Thor would bash his head in, but in the process he would get injured. Batman takes advantage of this, and throws a grenade at Thor, obliterating him. Spiderman throws a superbadass web at Batman, but it is cut in half by a Batarang, and Batman takes out Spiderman with a swift kick to the nuts.

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May 16 2002 5:23PM
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andyrightcoast
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this is such a stupid fight! the only way to kill thor is to break his hammer, which is unbreakable!

Hulk, Spidey, AND batman, all are not invincible...

heres a better matchup, Phoenix and Thor

-Andy

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May 16 2002 5:39PM
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andyrightcoast
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Batman's superpower is MONEY! for gods sake..


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May 16 2002 5:48PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
yea batman doesnt even belong there... hes just a rish business owner... take away his belt, and he cant do anything
May 16 2002 6:19PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Stop hating on Batman motherfuckers!!!! Anyway, Batman Beyond is the baddest batman ever.

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May 16 2002 6:29PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Wait, new perdiction. All the super heroes are duking it out, a giant stalemate! Then Pooty-Tang apears and at the crack of the belt all are dead. Pooty-Tang, that guy is awesome!
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May 16 2002 7:58PM
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andyrightcoast
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-----------reasons why batman sucks-----------

1- He has no superpowers at all... besides having lots of money...

2- He has a homosexual sidekick

3- His homosexual sidekick carries around gadgets that DONT work... (i.e. Mummy gun, evidenced in this comic)

4- Stunts like this




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May 16 2002 8:14PM
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skierkid48
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Defintely gunna have to go with spidey he is way to mobile for anyone else. But wow look what the off season has done to us!
'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
May 16 2002 8:17PM
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andyrightcoast
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proof that thor is fuckin 1337

anyone that can fend off space hillbillies as good as he can is damn cool in my book... Look how skillfully he tosses the pies!


-Andy

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May 16 2002 8:20PM
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FreshCoast
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Ohhh I see, its all related to fruit pies!
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May 16 2002 8:26PM
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rebel
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Haha. Andy, do you work for hostess?
May 16 2002 10:31PM
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andyrightcoast
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no

but you still get delight with every bite!


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May 16 2002 10:37PM
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powder99
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If batman has Hostess on his side, he is guranteed to win

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May 16 2002 11:21PM
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tremblantripper
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but if you take away batmans utility belt with all those wacky gadgets and stuff he'll lose forsure

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May 16 2002 11:24PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Yes, but we are tlking about Batman WITH his utility built. When have you seen Batman get striipped of his utility belt during combat? Either way, spider man would be the first to go. He's just so feeble and his web-slinging wouldn't do him much good in a tightly confined area such as a steel cage ring. Hulk would get beat because he's just not fast enough, which leaves us Thor, and Batman. There is no competition here... Thor all the way... That guy is completely jacked, an he's got the hammer...
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May 17 2002 1:27AM
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Canadian_kicker
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i dont know what you guys are talking about... SUPERWOMAN. can kick all their asses!!!
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May 17 2002 1:41AM
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fairygirl
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Yeah!! Superwoman!!!


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May 17 2002 1:43AM
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SkierX
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Not a chance. She's no different the Superman, who even SPIDERMAN could beat up on...
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May 17 2002 1:48AM
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powder99
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dude, don't underestimate Superman, i think he could take them all on. Yes even spiderman
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May 17 2002 1:51AM
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rebel
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I left superman out, because that leaves an arguement about whether there is kryptonite or not. If there is, then he's just a cry baby. I'm still sticking to Thor and Spidey. If he sits at the top corner of the ring while the other three kill each other, he's got a good chance.
May 17 2002 1:55AM
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andyrightcoast
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At least spiderman has superpowers, as ive said before... BATMAN SUCKS HE HAS NO SUPER POWERS
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May 17 2002 3:15PM
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Gdawg3
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I retract my Batman statement, Hostess Fruit Pies have shown me the light.

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May 17 2002 4:12PM
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SkierX
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Andy, that's the beauty of it all. he can kick ass even tho he can't walk on walls, or shoot 'cum' outta his wrists. Spiderman is just a little whench. hahaha
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May 17 2002 4:30PM
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rebel
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Steve, I can't believe you just called spiderman a wench. Spiderman could kick batman's ass, robins ass, and your ass all at the same time! haha.
If I knew where Gotham city was, I'd move there just to be a supervillan and kick that pansy's ass. hahaha.
May 17 2002 4:45PM
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andyrightcoast
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Batman almost got beat by a 4,000 year old dead guy... i mean, cmon


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May 17 2002 4:56PM
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Line1260
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Bruce Banter, The Incredible Hulk, would kick ass allllllll over the place


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May 17 2002 5:09PM
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fairygirl
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Superman is awesome!!! Leave him out of this!! lol


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
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May 17 2002 10:30PM
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Then Yoda walks in and cuts them all up...

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May 17 2002 10:37PM
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fairygirl
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Yoda!!! He's so cute!!! lol :)


Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'
James: 'It doesn't.'
Me: 'It does though.'
James: 'Yeah, it really does.'
(Ten minutes later.)
James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'
May 17 2002 10:41PM
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therealjerk
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shit. i need to bring up again that spideys physical has always been hugely underestimated. i have to side with the Jason Lee/Kevin Smith philosophy that Spiderman is the ultimate superhero. mainly because he was just a normal person. no cosmic beginnings and no infinite amounts of money. you could make the same argument about Hulk but all he can do is get mad and bash shit.

CO represent!!!

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May 17 2002 10:41PM
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JayDC7
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yea, well jedis are in a league of their own. none of those superheros could touch yoda...
May 18 2002 12:03AM
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1080enemy
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thor would win hands down. because it it a cage match spiderman and batman are screwed. they need space to be effective. U never hear of batman kicking ass outside of gotham. he knows the city and how to move in the city. Hulk is pure muscle, basically invinsible. Thor is also basically invinsible, but thor would win unless hulk got the hammer and took the power of thor upon himself. thats the way I see it
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May 18 2002 3:51AM
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TAK
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... Daredevil would get his blind ass into there and whoop 'em all. Hella-SMACK!!!
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May 18 2002 4:08PM
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Jan 1 2005 4:59PM
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evilninja
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thor .mos def.

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Jan 1 2005 5:00PM
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pag
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thor would kick the ass of every1

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Jan 1 2005 5:44PM
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evilninja
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he's scandinavian=unstoppable.

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Jan 1 2005 5:46PM
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Pklink04
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thor would clean house, but what abot a pirate vs. a ninja



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Jan 1 2005 6:24PM
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skiierman
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If the Hulk was like in the movie, he would own because he basically is unstoppable. If not, then spidy would own.





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Jan 1 2005 7:52PM
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SteveStepp
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A ninja would CLEAN up in a cage match

they are so fast and sweet and they can kill anything

this one time, my friend brushed his shoulder against a ninja, and before he could even turn around to apologize
his head was on the ground

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Jan 1 2005 8:33PM
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mommy
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thor is a complete faggot, no doubt. FUCK him. id like to see hulk, spidey, and batman triple team that fag stick.
Jan 1 2005 8:47PM
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