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So school photos are just around the corner...

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blatt
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Last year for school photos I thought it would be funny to dress like a complete asshole. This year, Im looking to step it up. Alot. So NSG, if you got any good ideas for what I can do to step up my game this year for a top-notch school photo, post it up.

Some ideas my friends and I have came up with include:
Ed Hardy
Glasses
Bowl Cut
Whatever Tim Tebow did with his hair
eyeliner/mascara
dirty mustache

help me out guys!
Aug 31 2010 12:25AM
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50in07
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Wear a suit.
Aug 31 2010 12:28AM
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blatt
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forgot to mention this but please keep it appropriate... please ask yourself "Is this appropriate?" prior to posting your suggestions.
Aug 31 2010 12:31AM
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mtaylor
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1 vote for bowl cut
Aug 31 2010 12:31AM
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Queen_Selassie
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wear a polo and do your hair in a fo hawk
Aug 31 2010 12:31AM
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.AR6rider.
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Bowl cut for sure.  Straight up Lloyd Christmas style.
Aug 31 2010 12:31AM
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Shark.
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2 votes for penis on the face
Aug 31 2010 12:32AM
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Heyawhatsup
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Two words: Spray Tan
Aug 31 2010 12:32AM
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84891jnf92048
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gypsy. that is all.
Aug 31 2010 12:33AM
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blatt
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Hey now, I never named names. I was just reminding people to please keep it appropriate
Aug 31 2010 12:33AM
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Mogwai.
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lol for some reason, my school takes the school pictures for next year at the end of the year before... so this year, i took my senior school photo and i'm about to start my senior year. so this year i...
-wore a xl Hawaiian shirt
- put my hair behind my ears and combed it back in the front
-wore thick glasses with duck tape in the middle
-and smiled like i was a special ed student

the lady took me serious and the picture turned out great. i suggest you try.
Aug 31 2010 12:34AM
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Thrash
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3 votes on the penis face
Aug 31 2010 12:36AM
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rexalicious.
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bowl cut for sure. dirty mustache, maybe try and draw on a realistic looking unibrow? and awkward looking glasses
Aug 31 2010 12:37AM
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Gameboy
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+1 for eyeliner
+1 for dirty stache
+1 for bowl cut

Other options:
Girl's clothes or event better, dress all like a girl (haircut, makeup, clothes everything!!).

If you're a Jackass, get one of my friends to puch you in the face in order to have a black eye to look awesome! or you could do it with makeup.

Fake ugly teeth

Glasses or cool contact lenses ( like the ones that look like cat's eyes)

That's all I got :)
Aug 31 2010 12:38AM
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2L208
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make it 4
Aug 31 2010 12:40AM
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blatt
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Ya my friend also came up with a spaghetti string shirt. I just thought it was too wierd for ns. Not sure I'm comfortable with that idea.

But I'm really digging the black eye hahaha
Aug 31 2010 12:49AM
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blatt
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11th.
Aug 31 2010 12:53AM
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tacobellslayer
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double.
popped.
collar.
Aug 31 2010 12:53AM
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Mogwai.
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ooOOOooo dont worry, once i start school and get my pic, i will post
Aug 31 2010 12:53AM
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-Mugatu
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lol what was the point of wearing an xl if you cant even really see how big the shirt is, does your school do full body shots?
Aug 31 2010 12:53AM
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saucybiscuits
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you should change your name to something odd, but still barely believable. thats what i did. I've been known in many circles as Kip Roughrider ever since seventh grade. Best school picture idea i ever had
Aug 31 2010 12:54AM
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Mogwai.
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lol good point, no full body shots.. it was just fun to walk around all day in it hahah
Aug 31 2010 12:55AM
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PeterWojnar
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One word: Derelicht.
Aug 31 2010 12:56AM
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blatt
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That currently is my favorite ahahah
Aug 31 2010 1:00AM
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84891jnf92048
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put your hands in the picture. no matter what. photographers hate hands.
Aug 31 2010 1:02AM
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amo
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This is from my 8th grade year book. The teachers had to go through every one and sharpie out that kid. His parents then proceeded to make a 5'x7' blowup of the picture and hang it on the front of the middle school. It was fucking epic.
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Aug 31 2010 1:05AM
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saucybiscuits
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Or right when he goes behind the camera, take your shirt off. the photographer will be so flabbergasted, he wont know what to do.

i did this for re-takes in 8th grade and got kicked out.
Aug 31 2010 1:06AM
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amo
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bigger
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Aug 31 2010 1:06AM
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vincentlee223
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pedophile for sure. this man can teach you



and maybe that last one for douchebag/pedophile fusion.
Aug 31 2010 1:07AM
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blatt
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you're on fire. these are all ideas Ima use
Aug 31 2010 1:25AM
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Skibumsmith
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go for the pedophile look.
Aug 31 2010 1:46AM
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Holte
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goggle tan. spray tan. go.
Aug 31 2010 2:03AM
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hue.
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shave the top of your head
Aug 31 2010 2:06AM
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BikeMlatt69
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this was op's school photo from the 09-10 year:

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Aug 31 2010 2:09AM
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MN_Nice
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Reverse mohawk. (Shaved line down the middle)
Aug 31 2010 2:10AM
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jwalt
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patchy haircut, as in do 5 swipes with a trimmer and leave whatever is left.
Aug 31 2010 2:12AM
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willy_baller
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layer 4 popped collars. Use way to much gel on a fohawk and get a pair of black framed glasses that are rectangular and somewhat long. you will look like the biggest tool in the world. or legitamatly gay. either one works
Aug 31 2010 2:14AM
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Brenner
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This was serious also
Aug 31 2010 2:14AM
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blatt
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Aug 31 2010 2:18AM
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austinmetsch
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hardcore bowl cut and 3 to 4 popped collar polos of various extremely vibrant colors. sharpie on a nice hitler stache. you're good
Aug 31 2010 2:22AM
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blatt
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I'm jewish. So no
Aug 31 2010 2:23AM
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BryceB
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if you have ever seen the ballad of ricky bobby with will ferrel you should do what he does with his hands and just make it really awkward for the photographer heres a video link i dont know how to embed


Aug 31 2010 2:27AM
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Scrambles
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haha, when my friend was filling out his school registration form, it asked for a "preferred name" (how he would be addressed). he wrote Posiden, so now all of his teachers legally have to call him posiden
Aug 31 2010 2:29AM
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VT_scratch
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dirty mustache, shade it in with eye liner or some kinda make up if you have to
Aug 31 2010 11:01AM
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I.Love.Beezy
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stick ns poster on forehead
Aug 31 2010 11:06AM
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Heart
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dress like a total hipster.
Aug 31 2010 11:09AM
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wesley.
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dont shade it in too much though, and also wear jeans and a flannel to look like a beaner
Aug 31 2010 11:10AM
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B.Pol
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Switch your name card with one of your friends and take eachothers pictures. Me and my friends did that for our school I.D.s and it was epic.
Aug 31 2010 11:15AM
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blatt
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jeans wouldnt show. pictures are only from about the chest and up
Aug 31 2010 3:29PM
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ALaw
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Epic!
Aug 31 2010 3:34PM
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applejuice.
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what the fuck is wrong with polos?
Aug 31 2010 3:38PM
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