One day there was a hippie who got on a bus. The bus was very
crowded and the man took a seat next to a young nun. He was very
attracted to the nun, because she was surprisingly beautiful.
After getting his courage up, he finally said to the nun 'Will
you have sex with me?' The nun, disgusted, told the bus driver
to stop the bus and she got off. The man was very disappointed
and he moved up to the front of the bus to wait for his stop.
Seeing that the young hippie was upset, the bus driver decided
to help him out. He said to the young man, 'I know that nun.
Every night, she goes to the grave yard at 9:00 to pray at the
grave of her friend. If you go there and pretend that you are
Jesus, there is no way she would turn down God's request. Just
tell her that you are Jesus and ask her to have sex with you.'
This gave the hippie great hope.
That night, he went to the graveyard, and sure enough, there was
the nun. As she kneeled down, he decided to make his move. He
walked over to her, dressed in a white robe with a hood and said
to the nun 'I am Jesus Christ, will you have sex with me?' Now,
of course the nun could not deny the power of God, so she
agreed. 'I just have one request,' said the nun, 'it has to be
anal sex, so I can remain a virgin and continue in my
sisterhood.' The disguised hippie agreed and the two had sex.
When they were done, the man thought that it would be funny to
reveal his identity to the nun. He took off his robe, revealing
a tye dyed shirt, ripped jeans, and hemp nacklaces. 'HA HA!! I'm
not Jesus, I'm the hippie!' He exclaimed.
Much to the young man's surprise, the nun took off her habit,
revealing a gray shirt and gray pants. Laughing, she yelled 'HA
HA! I'm not the nun, I'm the bus driver!'
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4