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Mysterious Holes

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Almost every shirt I've had for more than a week gets these weird little holes at the bottom of the shirt in the center. I thought it could be moths but that wouldn't explain why they're all in the same general location. Any ideas NS?
Aug 9 2010 9:46PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Stop taking Viagra while you are wearing tall tees?
Aug 9 2010 9:47PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
oh, Hai there
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Aug 9 2010 9:59PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
cherry burns from ash while youre sitting down
Aug 9 2010 10:01PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
caught in the zipper?
Aug 9 2010 10:02PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
do you wear a studded belt??
Aug 9 2010 10:04PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
rubbing on your button on pants?
Aug 9 2010 10:05PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
no, ant it doesnt get enough rub on my zipper to mater n almost all my buttons are plastic
Aug 9 2010 10:12PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Its from opening twist off beer bottles with the bottom of your shirt.
Aug 9 2010 10:12PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
And Rowen knows his holes.
Aug 9 2010 10:13PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Einstein?
Aug 9 2010 10:14PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
hopefully its the right hole
Aug 9 2010 10:15PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
dont drink enough beer to matter, im only 16
Aug 9 2010 10:15PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
any sharp edges on your belt buckle or do you wear one of these.
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Aug 9 2010 10:16PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
fine. root beer bottles.
Aug 9 2010 10:17PM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59
the metal holes in your washing machine do it. it happens to some of my shirts, what happens is one or more of the inside metal holes(kinda look like a cheese grater) got bent so it is pulling on your clothes and pierceing little holes when they go through a cycle and roll around on it. hopefully this solved your problem and you can rebend them back flat again.
Aug 9 2010 10:20PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
stop putting mouse food around your weiner?
Aug 9 2010 10:21PM
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
sucks for you guys (mcmullen and OP) ive never even heard of this happening.

but when it comes to holes, im pretty knowledeable...

oh just wanted to state the ns store is shining with a new shirt advert is freaking tripping my brain out wtffffffffffff

anyways back on topic, there are 4 holes

Head, Vagina, Butthole, Back of knee
Aug 9 2010 10:55PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
+k
Aug 9 2010 11:00PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
I HATE THAT!
Aug 10 2010 12:57AM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
NEEDLE DICK!!!
Aug 10 2010 1:14AM
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steezebomb
Posts: 169 - Karma: 9
Quagmire?
Aug 10 2010 1:50AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
YOUR SHIRT HAS DIVIDED BY ZERO!!!!!



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Aug 10 2010 9:10AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
aka face vagina, vagina, posterior vagina, and secret vagina
Aug 10 2010 9:15AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Thank you for your entirely non-patronizing comment aha
Aug 10 2010 11:46AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
do you wear this shirt when your lifting? this happened to me. its from the buckle of the back support belt thing your suppoesed to wear
Aug 10 2010 5:14PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
moths?
Aug 10 2010 5:19PM
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