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I have 62 dollars worth of quarters.

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Hansel.
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What should I buy with them?

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Aug 4 2010 4:30PM
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Puzzled
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Lets see how many you can eat
Aug 4 2010 4:30PM
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Balto
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a cheep hooker
a shit load of gum balls
Aug 4 2010 4:31PM
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TheDude
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give them to me. in 5 years i can make you measly 62 dollards worth over 5.74 thousand

Aug 4 2010 4:31PM
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t3hb055
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9001 gold fish. I think you will know why
Aug 4 2010 4:31PM
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skithesprings
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cool story


































































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buy weed, give your dealer a bag of quarters.
Aug 4 2010 4:35PM
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Randy_Quench
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ride the horse in front of the stratham nh market basket 248 times.

find each quarter behind 248 different peoples ears.

or this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qgCPdpO2h4
Aug 4 2010 4:36PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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become a pinball wizard
Aug 4 2010 4:37PM
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pigglywiggly
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buy a need zoolander hairband
Aug 4 2010 4:40PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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I lol'd so hard at that vid that guy must of been soooooooooo bored
Aug 4 2010 4:42PM
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Gnarshred
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you should go to the strip club and buy lap dances with them.
Aug 4 2010 4:44PM
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Hansel.
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ill just stuff rolls of quarters down their bikinis.
Aug 4 2010 4:45PM
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Gnarshred
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yeahhhhh "down" their "bikini's" thats what I had in mind for suuuuure... hah
Aug 4 2010 4:56PM
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Hansel.
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oh you wanted me to fill their vaginas with 62 dollars worth of quarters?
Aug 4 2010 4:58PM
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Gnarshred
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Hey you said it, not me!
Aug 4 2010 4:58PM
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Hansel.
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Itd have to be one damn good whore to get 248 quarters in her vagina.
Aug 4 2010 5:00PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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stuff them in your shirt and have them fall out little by little. and be downtown and when people start to notice say you are melting or something.

or give them to the homeless.
Aug 4 2010 5:02PM
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whegrodamus.
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cool story hansel
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Aug 4 2010 5:05PM
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Mtougas
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I have 900$ i just made in my wallet. You know what im gonna do with it. Save it and help pay for school. Cool story huh?
Aug 4 2010 5:07PM
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Gnarshred
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check your meter ha
Aug 4 2010 5:13PM
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wintersway
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1. deposit it
2. preorder eye trip and revolver
3. wait a few months
4. ???????
5. jizz in your pants
Aug 4 2010 5:14PM
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Mtougas
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Great, your doing well. I only got about 17 thousand invested.
Aug 4 2010 5:23PM
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CluckaChuck
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He just loves the quarters in that video
Aug 4 2010 5:48PM
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kootenayklaus
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Cool Story Hansel.
Aug 4 2010 5:51PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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kid is going to be so baus at parties when he is older
Aug 4 2010 5:56PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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flatulence
Aug 4 2010 5:59PM
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theabortionator
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You def wasted some time counting them like that. Should have gone to the bank and got some coin rolls first. You should still do this. then you will have 6 $10 rolls and 2 bucks left over. the $10 rolls are excepted everywhere and you don't have to count out 20 bucks on the register.
Aug 4 2010 6:01PM
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broto
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find a few more, then do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdN9TYd_VbY
Aug 4 2010 6:22PM
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apcaipse
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Dump them all in Andrew's pool.
Aug 4 2010 6:29PM
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8088
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i had $98 in quarters once...your ass just got one upped BITCH
Aug 4 2010 6:31PM
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Hansel.
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I had rolls at home, I rolled here at home. I am going to turn into bank for money. plus it was raining today and I had nothing to do.
Aug 4 2010 6:31PM
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yuck
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this is funny haha

Aug 4 2010 6:35PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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save it up or buy a turtle
Aug 4 2010 6:36PM
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sack
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I have a coffee can 2/3 full of pennies and I have no idea how many dollars that is. I am moving soon... should I deposit it to make moving easier, or move it and continue my collection?!
Aug 4 2010 6:45PM
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the.cheat
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sigged
Aug 4 2010 6:49PM
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Hansel.
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continue just saving pennies, until that day you get a speeding ticket or whatever. pay back in pennies.
Aug 4 2010 6:51PM
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theabortionator
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Well you can use the $10 rolls at the store or anywhere.
Aug 4 2010 7:03PM
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Randy_Quench
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this. turtles are awesome.
Aug 4 2010 7:05PM
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585.
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go buy a video game and pay with all quarters. watch how pissed the cashier gets
Aug 4 2010 7:06PM
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Gnarshred
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Aug 4 2010 10:13PM
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Gnarshred
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Aug 4 2010 10:13PM
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soulskier
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62 dollars worth of coke
Aug 4 2010 10:32PM
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Allegrath.
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In a dime bag.
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Aug 4 2010 11:40PM
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p.hawks
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get stoned then go to mcdonalds or burger kingand buy as much as you can
me and a few friends got $40 of food and paid in all quarters
Aug 4 2010 11:58PM
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skichicky3
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go to the bank and get the roll papers, roll the quarters, deposit into bank account or invest it in something worth while
Aug 5 2010 12:00AM
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OlliePop
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put them in a sock and beat the shit out of somebody
then have a gumball orgy
Aug 5 2010 12:02AM
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Hansel.
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I actually did make a profit from it. HA.
Aug 5 2010 12:09AM
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willyg0808
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Michael you silly goose!
Aug 5 2010 12:28PM
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JacheOReally
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Make it hail on bitches
Aug 5 2010 1:08PM
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MichSteeze
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go to the bank, get 62 ones and make it rain...


or you can go and get 248 things out of a quarter machine
Aug 5 2010 1:16PM
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