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My Boy Mikey E Jizzed On A Woman at my Grocery Store

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jibjunkie
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Yeah, title explains itself in this case.....

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-spraying-substance-073010
Jul 31 2010 8:55PM
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bitchezluv=]
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hahahhahahahahha thats greasy
Jul 31 2010 8:55PM
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bitchezluv=]
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ps. crazy black man...
Jul 31 2010 8:57PM
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1337
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Hahahahaha he's smirking

so did he fap or use some sort of spray bottle
Jul 31 2010 9:01PM
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BC.
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Apparently he stored his own semen in a fucking hand sanitizer container. THEN proceeded to keep said substance and find potential victims. What a badass.
Jul 31 2010 9:05PM
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family_vacation
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atta boy
Jul 31 2010 9:05PM
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hokkanee
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I really cant think of a better way to spend m time
Jul 31 2010 9:07PM
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Bar_Down
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pic = his face after this incident went down
Jul 31 2010 9:07PM
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2_fadez
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Jul 31 2010 9:09PM
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skinakedfast
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Hahahahahahhahahah yes
Jul 31 2010 9:10PM
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MrYeates
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made my day
Jul 31 2010 9:26PM
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t3hb055
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It doesn't count unless it's the real deal.
Jul 31 2010 10:33PM
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Jonny7
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what a great way to spend your time during summer hahaha
Jul 31 2010 10:35PM
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pmw
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dude seems satisfied
Jul 31 2010 10:39PM
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2_fadez
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glad to do so
Aug 1 2010 12:05AM
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.Ben
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"On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming"

Assault? really?
Aug 1 2010 12:09AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Aug 1 2010 12:24AM
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Relish_man
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exemplary troll!
Aug 1 2010 12:38AM
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Mooserz
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his picture basically says to me "yeah I did it. And I don give ah fuck. She liked it anyways....."
Aug 1 2010 12:44AM
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wintersway
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Aug 1 2010 1:53AM
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Peter.
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sorry, try again
Aug 1 2010 2:15AM
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Black-Bandanna
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I realize it was on other people; I just couldn't resist a little photoshop fun, regardless of if you find it funny or not.
Aug 1 2010 4:48PM
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DERS.
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thats hilarious.. but he doesnt have shit on grandaddy k and big e... (go hard remix son)
Aug 1 2010 5:34PM
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jeremy.g
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ahahaha what an excellent crime
Aug 1 2010 5:34PM
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pomme-de-terre
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what? how is that 2nd degree assault?

like... can any man really ejaculate with enough force to cause bodily harm to another human being? where can i learn this skill?
Aug 1 2010 5:59PM
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feihlination
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if you need photoshop for that, i feel sorry for you. this shit looks like it has "5 min in paint" written all over it.
Aug 1 2010 6:21PM
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frp1080
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haha his mugshot is great
Aug 1 2010 6:22PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I'm on a Mac. Paint is a Microsoft accessory.

HURRR DURRR
Aug 1 2010 6:38PM
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ski_DC
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this would happen in Gaithersburg...
Aug 1 2010 6:41PM
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Black-Bandanna
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And if that would take someone 5 minutes, then I believe their IQ would be less than 70.
Aug 1 2010 6:42PM
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2_fadez
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don't talk shit about gaithersburg
Aug 1 2010 7:55PM
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deleted5
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you win
Aug 1 2010 7:57PM
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Uncle.Badness
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SHottts shashasha shots sha shots for everyone ;)
Aug 1 2010 8:03PM
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jibjunkie
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Aug 1 2010 8:12PM
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ski_DC
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gaithersburg is some shit man haha
Aug 2 2010 3:09AM
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ChipSki
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hahaha. Now I want to watch these videos but im at work and have no sound
Aug 2 2010 3:17AM
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Jahseph.
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Hahaha epic thread
Aug 2 2010 3:19AM
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Forkstealer
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You guys really think 2nd degree assault is too harsh? If he has HIV they could give him attempted murder. Law is gay.
Aug 2 2010 3:46AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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well idk, I wouldn't really like getting jizz on myself. but who gives a shit, it wasn't me so this guys a boss
Aug 2 2010 3:48AM
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B-runge
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made my fucking day/night/tomorrow as i am super baked right now and literally can not stop laughing when i see that

Salute*
Aug 2 2010 4:35AM
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jibjunkie
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updizate: my local radio station apparently called mikey to chat but i wasnt awake i think skoll may have heard it so bump for when he gets off work
Aug 2 2010 1:18PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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How would he know you were on a mac?

HURRR DURRR

Aug 2 2010 1:23PM
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Zump.
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thats so fucked up
Aug 2 2010 1:24PM
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Black-Bandanna
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...well he obviously wouldn't...haha. That would be retarded to think he could know. Just like it's retarded to assume I have MS Paint.
Aug 2 2010 1:38PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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Now thats bro and if you watched the video [people take this way too seriously... its fuckin jizz not some radioactive subsaqtnce you can go take a shower and wash your clothes and ta-dam its gone.. not worth spending money to put him in jail
Aug 2 2010 1:51PM
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infedel_one
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skeet skeet
Aug 2 2010 1:52PM
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samwise
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He's gonna get his ass whooped for this if he goes to jail
Aug 2 2010 1:56PM
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popNfresh44
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hahah I love how they make it sound like such a serious crime...I would call it a prank, or public mischief...even if he has STDs, how is his semen going to migrate from a womans back into her openings?
Aug 2 2010 2:06PM
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Peter.
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she could have had a cut on her back
Aug 2 2010 2:11PM
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jibjunkie
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i love the women in the video the second woman looks like she would like it
Aug 2 2010 2:12PM
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