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Selena Gomez is 18 today

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beezey
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No more jailbate... she was hotter before she turned
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Jul 22 2010 9:07PM
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Rockhound
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most deffinatly not nacho flavored, but just as tasty
Jul 24 2010 6:06AM
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Mr.Panda
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Fail at posting pics? I think so.

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Jul 24 2010 6:28AM
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TheBigD
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she falls into that category of girl that you probably went to school with for high school, so the first couple years you just chase those really hot girls, never really notice her but she's been in some of your classes and she's intelligent, but more of a nerd so you don't think twice about it. Then she shows up at some party a week or two after graduating, you're drunk and like "holy fuck, selena drinks" ending with a hook-up you never think you'd get and when you tell your friends you unsure if they'll believe you just because she's so innocent.
Jul 24 2010 9:10AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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id hit it
































sice?
Jul 24 2010 10:54AM
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C-Burg
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damn you've thought of this
Jul 24 2010 10:59AM
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Loodwik
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I´d hit it with a frying pan...

...if it wouldn´t make me a sandwich

Jul 24 2010 12:32PM
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Elmo.
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she looks like one of those girls thats scared of penis

on another note she deffinitly has a nice ass
Jul 24 2010 1:04PM
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Mr.Feeny
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i would reem her
Jul 24 2010 3:03PM
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414.
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one word... twig.
Jul 24 2010 3:05PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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so lets just say that she came up to you and was all like, hey i find you interesting and attractive lets go on a date and whatnot. you would be all like " no way twig"
Jul 25 2010 1:04AM
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megadrop5000
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i would put my haploid cell dispencer in her poo dispencer
Jul 25 2010 6:02AM
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oreopancake.
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HEY-O
Jul 25 2010 6:46AM
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CMskier32
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I would bang her with the fury of a thousand angry gods.
Jul 25 2010 9:05AM
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Waldo-
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ahhhh yeaaaaa...... Doritos!
Jul 25 2010 12:13PM
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414.
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i'd say yeah, make that bitch buy me shit, take some nudes of her, and sell those motherfuckers.
Jul 25 2010 12:32PM
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beezey
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EBC that shyt
Jul 25 2010 1:08PM
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factory81
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PUT THE DORITOS BAG DOWN NOW AND PUKE THAT SHIT UP

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF GIRL?


Jul 25 2010 1:16PM
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Mr.Panda
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My response:
"Are you like 12?"
Jul 25 2010 1:53PM
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kepler.
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Her response:
"Are you like, two people stuffed into one?"
Jul 25 2010 2:37PM
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ohhithere
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why no photoshopped pr0n yet?
Jul 25 2010 5:07PM
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ECB
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ATTN: She cancelled her show tomorrow because she is sick.

Step 1 is a success :)
Jul 27 2010 12:05PM
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*simba*
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get some.
Jul 27 2010 12:12PM
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Skinsummer
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Yum
Aug 5 2010 1:48AM
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gigi.d
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God dammit. this thread keeps making me change pants...
Aug 5 2010 1:52AM
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whegrodamus.
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small tities, but id still hit it, duct-tape. Still waiting for her to get a boob-job, it for sure is coming.
Aug 5 2010 2:21AM
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gigi.d
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Let's hope.
Aug 5 2010 1:47PM
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Wolvmatt.
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bump
Sep 12 2010 10:13PM
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Bodhisattva
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She's coming to Northwestern for college next year i think which is in Evanston, IL where i live. Im tryna hit that haaha
Sep 12 2010 10:17PM
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rudager
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god speed young one.
Sep 12 2010 10:19PM
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JahJahBinks
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things I'd do to her...
Sep 12 2010 10:31PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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unspeakable things
unforgivable
Sep 12 2010 11:01PM
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-PonyThug-
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....is not that great   just sayin
Sep 12 2010 11:01PM
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Uncle.Badness
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L0L
Sep 12 2010 11:04PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Lets just hope playboy approaches her
Sep 12 2010 11:07PM
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dreadyboy
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I'd hit it





















from the back then I'm audi 5000
Sep 12 2010 11:10PM
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