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Flying Donkeys - only in russia.

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Kornn101
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Jul 20 2010 1:57PM
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Benson23
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hahah two things...


1. Thats fucking awesome.

2. I didint know they had beaches in Russia?
Jul 20 2010 1:58PM
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gnarles.
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what assholes
Jul 20 2010 2:02PM
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pmw
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ha that thing just took off
Jul 20 2010 2:02PM
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TOK
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Wow, that was way screwed up. But, that thing was boosting, I lol'd on takeoff
Jul 20 2010 2:04PM
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Chokolite
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i didn't know there were beaches in russia either?

and my roflcopter took off when the donkey did
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Jul 20 2010 2:06PM
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SOLID7
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in soviet russia donkey fuk u
Jul 20 2010 2:06PM
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1337
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HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
Jul 20 2010 2:06PM
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Milksteak
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bahahahaha. I lawled on take off as well.
Jul 20 2010 2:07PM
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Jodi
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Im not one for Peta shit, all cryin about the animals and all, but this is downright fuckin mean...apparently the donky was dragged across the beach in a horrific landing and its legs were all broken....i mean - russia is a place known for its animal cruelty already - but again, i reiterate - this is downright fucked.

Jul 20 2010 2:08PM
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geteducated
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i think its pretty awesome (sad) that we live in a world where a para sailing donkey will get a segment, but a train crash with 160 casualties gets the ticker.
Jul 20 2010 2:19PM
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FUUUCK
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thats pretty mean
Jul 20 2010 2:23PM
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rickety_cricket
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Meanwhile in Russia.....
Jul 20 2010 3:41PM
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i'm speechless

Jul 20 2010 3:51PM
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C-Burg
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awesome and hilarious

Jul 20 2010 4:05PM
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twin-tip-hero
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fucking russians
Jul 20 2010 4:09PM
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WVskiing
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thats awesome but animal crulety charges. ANMIMALS DONT HAVE FUCKING RIGHTS. its a donkey. who gives a fuck

Jul 20 2010 4:10PM
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C-Burg
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I have two donkeys at my house and I kind of agree with you. It would be allot different if they were beating it but it just went for a little ride and was fine



Jul 20 2010 4:16PM
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Jodi
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SILLY C-BERG, It broke all its legs and was screaming in pain while being dragged down the beach after landing. imma come to your house and get yer donkeys and break their legs then tie them to my ford focus and go for a ride k?
Jul 20 2010 4:20PM
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theabortionator
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In soviet russia we fly spy donkeys
Jul 20 2010 4:25PM
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C-Burg
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damn dude calm down, I think a heavy fine is in order not jail time and it was never mentioned that it broke its legs. Also I dont treat my animals like that, in fact one of my donkeys should be arrested for human cruelty because he kicks and bites anyone that come near him without food
Jul 20 2010 4:27PM
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Jodi
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im no dude...but yeah...all good.
Jul 20 2010 4:34PM
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r0dubs
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Animal cruelly or not, that scheme worked



I wanna go parasailing now
Jul 20 2010 4:40PM
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Stan_Darsh
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truth
Jul 20 2010 4:47PM
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DidrikSterud
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Why havent anyone made a "In soviet russia..." picture yet?
Jul 20 2010 4:53PM
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Jodi
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shitty - cause the ad scheme was to attract beach goers from the beach they were at, to a different one....point missed all together.
Jul 20 2010 4:55PM
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Waldo-
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[IMG]funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/In-Soviet-Russia.jpg[/IMG]
Jul 20 2010 4:59PM
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C-Burg
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sorry i call everyone dude
Jul 20 2010 5:05PM
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theabortionator
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I made a soviet russia post that someone should make into a pic but i have no pic editing devices working on this comp
Jul 20 2010 5:06PM
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SARTRON
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your my hero.
Jul 20 2010 6:49PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Not saying this isn't cruelty or these people shouldn't be punished, but where was it stated that the donkey crash landed and broke all it's legs?? Everything I've heard and read says it landed in the water and was dragged mere meters behind the boat to safety on shore. One news vid even showed a woman walking a donkey like it was the one from the story or something??

How do we know the donkey didn't have the best day of it's life. Seriously does anyone speak donkey, half the people that go up in those things probably scream the whole time and would still tell you it was fun. Besides there is a donkey that lives down the street from me and the thing just brays all damn day while it's standing in the middle of the field, should I go try and help it??

Why don't we sick the animal police on the millions of undocumented donkey rapes happening in south america?? Apparently it's quite normal down there to just walk up and have your way with a donkey. Wasn't that vid posted just a few weeks ago, and I didn't see any mention of cruelty.

I'm just trying to give the guys the benefit of the doubt here, and I can't believe this is the worst of the animal cruelty going on in Russia.

Maybe they were just trying to make the point that any ass can handle parasailing???

Just playing devils advocate here really, but I would like to see some article that states it broke every one of it's legs. I really don't think anyone should serve two years jailtime for scaring a donkey.
Jul 20 2010 7:19PM
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C-Burg
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why, Do you honestly think that i would want that done to my donkey. He is one cool jackass and is my pet. I dont agree with what they did and it was horrible. I was joking and using sarcasm and what i wrote was on the damn internet. You need to learn how to take a joke, learn that what is said on NS shouldn't immediately be taken seriously, and get some new heros
Jul 20 2010 10:34PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol wut
Jul 20 2010 10:42PM
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ECB
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They have big lakes, I've been. From what I can remember the one looked just like the ocean to me, of course, I was a youngster back then too.....
Jul 20 2010 10:44PM
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Dr.Murkenstein
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they probably will have the donkey put down too, if all the legs are broken its useless sad to say.
Jul 20 2010 10:48PM
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matthew.
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That is so messed up
Jul 20 2010 10:51PM
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skier_boy26
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this.
Jul 21 2010 1:50AM
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VCharette
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Damn this place looks so rad, I wanna go paragliding there now!
Jul 21 2010 2:15AM
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Jodi
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whoah whoah whoah....theres nothing wrong with me bein' a hero here ok?
Jul 21 2010 7:49AM
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brogilvie
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YAY! Newschoolers is waking up! Goodmorning!!
Jul 21 2010 7:53AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Still waiting for some proof that this ass broke all it's legs.
Jul 21 2010 8:02AM
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Mike-O
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I'm not for this, but god damn I laughed when it boosted to the skies. And of course there are beaches in Russia, are you stupid?
Jul 21 2010 8:12AM
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this is a country that until 18 years ago still practiced human cruelty........ Regan had it all wrong the government kept the russians from doing crazy shit

please don't take this seriously

Jul 21 2010 8:20AM
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Bumblesteeze
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Haha I laughed at the way the donkey suddenly popped up.
Jul 21 2010 11:08AM
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Furrer92
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Hahahaha I actually had to go back to notice that, so jokes.
Jul 21 2010 12:04PM
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