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Best Pick up lines!

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bardissono
Posts: 443 - Karma: 213

kind of bored with the whole not being able to ski thing so for comic relief, post your best pick up lines on this thread.

Jul 17 2010 5:21PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
hi, I sit online all day and make stupid, pointless posts on ns. Wanna fuck?
Jul 17 2010 5:22PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
it'll work every time man!
Jul 17 2010 5:23PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
at least your an honest man.
Jul 17 2010 5:24PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
knocks em dead
Jul 17 2010 5:24PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
do you happen to know if youre my second cousin? cause if you are, lets fuck and have inbreed babies
Jul 17 2010 5:26PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Would this be accompanied with shots?
Jul 17 2010 5:27PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
that only works if she feels sick to her stomach
Jul 17 2010 5:28PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
EEERRRBOOODDYYYY
Jul 17 2010 5:28PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
My dick died, can I bury it in your asshole?
Jul 17 2010 5:28PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

"shotgun!"

"on what??"

"on you'"

Jul 17 2010 5:29PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
want to play house? you can be the door and i will slam you all night long
Jul 17 2010 5:30PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

nice shoes..

wanna fuck

Jul 17 2010 5:30PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
Jul 17 2010 5:31PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
psh.. like that would work
Jul 17 2010 5:31PM
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Lwaghorn
Posts: 143 - Karma: 14
hi, im a fisherman. i smell fish coming from between your legs. mind if i go fishing?
Jul 17 2010 5:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,271
It works brilliantly. Guaranteed to work 90 out of 50 tries or your money back.
Jul 17 2010 5:32PM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Jul 17 2010 5:34PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"


Jul 17 2010 5:35PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

"i hope you like animals, cause i’m a beast"

or "Hi I'm bisexual" hmmm but that prbly only works if your a girl haha

Jul 17 2010 5:43PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Click for larger image^

Also

Does this rag smell like Chloroform?

or

Does this taste like roofies?
Jul 17 2010 5:51PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
hahaha i watched that guy last night
Jul 17 2010 5:54PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Best thread to repost? There are tons of pick up line threads in NSG, LM, and ask a girl
Jul 17 2010 5:55PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
if i were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed
Jul 17 2010 5:59PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
ahahahaha what?
Jul 17 2010 6:03PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
if we were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole
Jul 17 2010 6:35PM
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Waldo-
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 184
1337- hopefully no one has their volume all the way up
Jul 17 2010 7:03PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
i had mine up...it scared the shit outta me hahaa
Jul 17 2010 7:37PM
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illadelphlife
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 27
"hey wanna makeout"
Jul 17 2010 7:38PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
you're ugly, but you intrigue me
Jul 17 2010 8:04PM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
how about no need for pickup lines?

/claim
Jul 17 2010 8:22PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
love it.
Jul 17 2010 10:23PM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
that would most definitely work if a hot girl said it.
Jul 17 2010 10:27PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
Jul 17 2010 10:38PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
this would work on me in a heartbeat
Jul 17 2010 10:40PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
ever been to nebraska?
Jul 17 2010 10:40PM
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Austin69
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
its not gonna suck itself. It actually worked for me once.
Jul 17 2010 10:54PM
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Krizzle
Posts: 375 - Karma: 22
-Did you eat luck charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.
-Is your mother a baker? because you came out a cutie pie.
-Do you work at AT&T? because you're raising my bar.
-Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day.
-Are you good at making pies? because you can make my banana cream.

Only ones I can think of right now.


Jul 17 2010 11:18PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
are you from Tennessee? because your the only 10 i see.

and

did it hurt? "did what hurt?" ...the fall from heaven.
Jul 17 2010 11:27PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
are you a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-chu (pikachu)
Jul 17 2010 11:33PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

haha hell yeah.

and the pirateone, "drop your panties and prepare to be boarded"

Jul 17 2010 11:33PM
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DlX
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG.
Wanna fuck? <- works 75% of the time, every time.
Jul 17 2010 11:41PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Didn't Lil Jon get butt raped?
Jul 17 2010 11:44PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
fuck off your thread is gay


but this shits fucking weird
Jul 17 2010 11:53PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
hey girl if your vagina was an apple could i take a bite?
Jul 18 2010 12:32AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
always my favorite.......

I don't know anything about pies,




















But you make my banana cream
Jul 18 2010 12:34AM
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balltoohard
Posts: 294 - Karma: -9
hey, "legs" is the word of the day. how bout we go home and spread the word
Jul 18 2010 12:43AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
ppssh let's get realistic, no one in any house slams the door all night, not even ECB's second cousin
Jul 18 2010 12:48AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
nice skin.....can i wear it?
Jul 18 2010 1:16AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
nice pussy can I rip in half with my massive cock
Jul 18 2010 1:17AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
lolol thats me im happy now
Jul 18 2010 1:21AM
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