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IM SO GOD DAMN BORED

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FBGM
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pretty much. story time/this thread is pointless, go.
Jul 15 2010 2:56PM
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C00N3Y
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me too....wanna fuck?
Jul 15 2010 2:57PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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make me sandwitch?
Jul 15 2010 2:57PM
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.Max.
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I cut my foot yesterday on a zebra muscle and it's still bleeding.


Just thought I should let you know
Jul 15 2010 2:59PM
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FBGM
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i'm intrigued...story?
Jul 15 2010 3:00PM
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garrettwiz
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want to have sex? then we can tell our story....
Jul 15 2010 3:01PM
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Balto
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Jul 15 2010 3:02PM
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FBGM
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yeah finished that last night, stuck at the beach. meow.
Jul 15 2010 3:02PM
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Lemuel
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Yea, well I just got a $116 ticket for fishing without a license. Fuck freshwater fishing.
Jul 15 2010 3:05PM
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CluckaChuck
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Build a raft out of drift wood and sail home.
Jul 15 2010 3:05PM
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Balto
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oh

well then, wanna engage in sexual intercourse?
Jul 15 2010 3:05PM
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FBGM
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damn that sucks about the ticket dude. im in my apartment ON the beach. it literally look out the window and theres the beach. however i cant fucking leave because i have to sit here all day and wait for the freezer man to show up so my parents can go sailing and drink and do stupid shit. sdjvbaobgqouefbvoehboehfboghguaehrgalijsbdvlaiuh
Jul 15 2010 3:06PM
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garrettwiz
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ocean city?
Jul 15 2010 3:06PM
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FBGM
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well, you're the third person who has asked.
Jul 15 2010 3:07PM
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Darth_Veeder
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I will be the fourth then.

Would you enjoy engaging in the act of sexual intercourse?
Jul 15 2010 3:08PM
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FBGM
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close, bethany.
Jul 15 2010 3:09PM
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Balto
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i feel like i would be a better pick, more posts, good looking, and im e-friends with victor
Jul 15 2010 3:11PM
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gus555
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me...you... intercourse?
Jul 15 2010 3:11PM
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.Max.
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Not much of a story...

Went to a place on a lake. He has sort of a cliff behind his house and a cool staircase that goes down and meets a dock. So out at the end of the dock it's like 3-4 feet deep and I decided hmm... It would be a great idea to slip under the dock and wait there... It wasn't one of my brighter moments. So I swam under the dock and wasn't feeling it so I thought I should turn over onto my back and just float. As I turned over my foot grazed a rock that was up at about 2 feet deep and had a nice little zebra muscle on it. So that hit the inside knuckle of my left big toe and cut about 2 inches long and all the way to the bone. So I got out of the water and we made a nice little homemade band aid out of rubber bands and a paper towel. And now after 24 hours it's still dripping blood. Not sure but it might be a good idea to get stitches... Meh

anyway like I said, not the most exciting story just a not so fun event.

But I am gonna have a bad ass scar...
Jul 15 2010 3:11PM
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.Max.
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That sucks. Where were you?
Jul 15 2010 3:13PM
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garrettwiz
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dam i just got back from there. i have a house in sea colony.
Jul 15 2010 3:13PM
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FBGM
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hmmm alright let's start a competition.
Jul 15 2010 3:15PM
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illadelphlife
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/550270/ then donate
Jul 15 2010 3:16PM
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FBGM
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wtf me too
Jul 15 2010 3:17PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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i want to tame the punani too!
Jul 15 2010 3:18PM
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garrettwiz
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hahaha dam. thats awesome. is yours in the tower or whatever?
Jul 15 2010 3:21PM
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Slinger1x1
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i love bethany beech. i used to go there all the time. we would get a sick house for a week and just hang out on the beech with no one on it. it was great.

wanna bone?
Jul 15 2010 3:21PM
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FBGM
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yeah PH in harbour
Jul 15 2010 3:23PM
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garrettwiz
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word. well pm me if your going down some other time. i need to meet more NSers around here
Jul 15 2010 3:27PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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yeah me too
Jul 15 2010 3:30PM
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FBGM
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thisll be the last time this summer probably so you should just come back.
Jul 15 2010 3:30PM
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ECB
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You should try going to Burger King and asking for the Deluxe Manager Special. It will take about 3 hours, and you won't be bored at all during this time. What will happen, well that is a surprise.
Jul 15 2010 3:37PM
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FBGM
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well cool but i still cant leave
Jul 15 2010 3:39PM
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ECB
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Then get it delivered, it cost like 5 dollars extra, but worth it
Jul 15 2010 3:40PM
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FBGM
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i have no money
Jul 15 2010 3:41PM
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nitsua
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you live on the beach and your bored?? wow. fuck you. i wanna live on the beach.
Jul 15 2010 3:41PM
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FBGM
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no sir i do not live on the beach.
Jul 15 2010 3:42PM
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1337
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its not as fun as it's cracked up to be
Jul 15 2010 3:43PM
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LIL-WAT
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i feel i would be better, you're old and used with that amount of posts, im way fresher.
Jul 15 2010 3:43PM
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Hemulen.
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im so bored that im biting my fingers. not helping.
Jul 15 2010 3:46PM
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FBGM
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FREEZER MAN ARRIVED AND LEFT I'M FREEEEEEE thanks for the mild entertainment guys i'll be back later.
Jul 15 2010 3:48PM
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Bryan*
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you could fuck the freezer man
Jul 15 2010 3:53PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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secks with me ? i can do doubles ;)
Jul 15 2010 3:54PM
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Milksteak
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Explain to me what this is. Please. Or should I just go do it?

And, OP; Engage in said sexual intercourse with me because my ego and I are the shit.
Jul 15 2010 4:01PM
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ECB
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Lets just say after ordering this item, I was changed for life. Before ordering this, I had never stuck any objects up my ass. After ordering this object, well, hell, I enjoy things up my ass and fucking my cousin, and i have to apply lotion to certain areas of my body when i wake up every morning, and I can't ever eat celery again.
Jul 15 2010 4:03PM
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Milksteak
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wow...Hopefully it has the same effect on me..
Jul 15 2010 4:07PM
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EmperorKuzco
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hahahah win
Jul 15 2010 4:13PM
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FBGM
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okay this is my "i'm bored again" bump.
Jul 15 2010 9:53PM
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nickyp
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Find somewhere that's hosting a midnight screening of Inception. Spend the next 2 hours putting make-up on, or whatever girls do to get ready for stuff, I don't know.
Jul 15 2010 9:55PM
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apcaipse
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Masturbate.
Jul 15 2010 11:30PM
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