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Biggest Goon On NS?

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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125

my vote for ECB, he say the stupidest/funniest shit

yours?

Jul 13 2010 10:09PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
WUT
Jul 13 2010 10:09PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Interior.
Jul 13 2010 10:10PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
WHO?
Jul 13 2010 10:10PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
no_steeze

he secretly is very steezey, and looks exactly like the gooner him self, lucas magoon
Jul 13 2010 10:11PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
Try being friends with him in real life.
Jul 13 2010 10:11PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
que?
Jul 13 2010 10:11PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
crocodile
Jul 13 2010 10:11PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
Crocodile...
Jul 13 2010 10:11PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Thank you, thank you. First I would like to thank my mom for birthing me. Then my dad for him making me. Then my brother for petting me as I'm typing this.

But really?
Jul 13 2010 10:12PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
you know you like it, i drive you places because my car doesn't flood
Jul 13 2010 10:12PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
wanna guess what im driving?
Jul 13 2010 10:14PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
:(

it's true.
Jul 13 2010 10:14PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
I love ECB, definitely in my top 5 favorite members that I love to see posting, his shit is always so funny
Jul 13 2010 10:15PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,481
claim
Jul 13 2010 10:15PM
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murflydude
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stickerman
Jul 13 2010 10:16PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
would it happen to be a Chevrolet of some sort?
Jul 13 2010 10:17PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
the stuff he says about his 3rd cousin makes me lol/question marital rights at the same time.


that being said, have fun with the retard kids :P
Jul 13 2010 10:17PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Hansel?
Jul 13 2010 10:18PM
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Imagination
Posts: 2501 - Karma: 73

Lawlz

Jul 13 2010 10:18PM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 344
At a Movie Theater?
Jul 13 2010 10:19PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
All states allow the marriage of second cousins, and some allow first. My third is perfectly legit, and she's hot. And bi. Win-Win (except at family reunions)

And naw, I'm going to have kids with a russian 'internet' mail order bride, so hopefully they are half smart
Jul 13 2010 10:35PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
Why is internet in quotes? It is definitely real.
Jul 13 2010 10:38PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
because i want to tell my kids someday i met mommy by being a pen pal, not by the internet, it seems less sketchy
Jul 13 2010 10:51PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
no, tell them at a high point in their life that they are the bastard child of some poor eastern european slut who you meet in a week on the internet. That will put a damper on their day
Jul 13 2010 10:53PM
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Jamestown
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TWallisch
Jul 13 2010 10:54PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
SKIERMAN!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!11!!!!!!!1!!1111111!!!!! hES SO FUKIN AWSOME!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11111!!!1! LAWLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Jul 13 2010 10:55PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
this isnt real life?
Jul 13 2010 10:55PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Threads for when everyone settles on an agreement for "Biggest Goon" on NS.
Jul 13 2010 10:56PM
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T.Rex
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 125
this is going to turn into one big thread of ECB quotes, this should be good
Jul 13 2010 10:57PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

fannn boyyy

Jul 13 2010 10:57PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I forgot what I was gonna post before, so here it is. We need pics right? Look at this goon:

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Looks like a fool nah mean?
Jul 13 2010 10:59PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
So what you're saying is, when idk, say my son comes home after having sex with a model at the time, has a straight a report card, and just won the dew tour, I should then proceed to hold a live press conference on television, and tell him that his mom is a hot russian slut who i met online and then proceeded to pay her for marriage for 2 years?

I like the idea, should teach my kid to not be better than me at anything he ever does.


(Oh and if I have a girl, well fuck it, I'll tell her the day she has her first period, should add to the pain)
Jul 13 2010 10:59PM
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charmander
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you're awesome, ad i know where you're coming from.

i'm adopted, so im not actually related to anybody in my family, and i met one of my cousins last year, shes a babe, its kinda weird though so i just act like shes not.
Jul 13 2010 10:59PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
classic ECB
love it
Jul 13 2010 11:01PM
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Chompo.
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This made ms laugh.
Jul 13 2010 11:02PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Not good, but epic.
Jul 13 2010 11:03PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Little different for me.

I was bored on facebook at 2 am one morning, went on facebook, typed in my family's last name (not mine, but the rest of my family), which is a very unique name and the results were basically 3 people in america, and like 40 in germany. Then I realized one of the girls from america went to college with me, so I friend requested her, invited her over, but left out the detail that my families last name was hers, and we might be related, and in fact I knew her family was at our family reunion. I told her later on, after I invited her over.
Jul 13 2010 11:10PM
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little1337
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GNARTON
Jul 13 2010 11:15PM
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goonsquad
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Jul 13 2010 11:15PM
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T.Rex
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you are not qualified enough for the position
Jul 13 2010 11:17PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
Hahahaha I love you!! And that story about your orange poop, damn!
Jul 13 2010 11:34PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
definately T-Schill
Jul 13 2010 11:43PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
WAMMY TALLNUTS.

Jul 13 2010 11:46PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
Draco malfoy
Jul 13 2010 11:49PM
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gus555
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my dick dont fit down the chimmeny, your dick looks like a kid from the phillipenes
Jul 14 2010 12:10AM
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_steffen_
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ECB is a total skeezeball and i fuckin hate skiierman
Jul 14 2010 12:45AM
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no_steeze
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skiierman is an e-goon
Jul 14 2010 12:55AM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
this
Jul 14 2010 1:13AM
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JacheOReally
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and now for the biggest dick suck......
Jul 14 2010 12:31PM
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