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We Caught a Raccoon.

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TotallyTrevor
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My brother and I were in my room watching videos of raccoons on youtube (hilarious) and decided we needed to catch one because we'd never really seen one up close in person before, other then splattered ones on the highway. So at 11 o'clock at night we set the trap and what do you know... we found this little guy the following morning.

also if you're interested, here is the video that inspired us...HILARIOUS




Jul 12 2010 12:02PM
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Goku
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dont hurt it
Jul 12 2010 12:04PM
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quixotic
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Jul 12 2010 12:05PM
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garrettwiz
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alright........
Jul 12 2010 12:07PM
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Relish_man
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thats pretty sick. i already caught two hares in one day because they were getting caught in my basement windows, they were chill.
Jul 12 2010 12:09PM
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Billek
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There was a troupe of 'coons at our house that my dad had to catch. There was about 8 in total, and the biggest one filled the entire trap up, hair sticking out of both sides (looks to be the same size as your trap).

He weighed it and it came close to 40 pounds.

Also, I like your silly accents.
Jul 12 2010 12:11PM
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applejuice.
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a friend of mine had a pet baby raccoon. she got him a rabies vaccination and he stayed in a little pen...cutest thing ever.
Jul 12 2010 12:18PM
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JacheOReally
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that was retarded
Jul 12 2010 12:28PM
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J-Evs
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i caught a baby rabbit once
Jul 12 2010 12:29PM
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TotallyTrevor
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that's sick dude...we've decided we're going to catch a bunch more animals this summer. we wanna catch an opossum (again, never really seen one up close), chipmunk, squirrel, rabbit, maybe a skunk but that would suck to release haha and a badger would be awesome to catch. i don't think i've ever seen a badger and it's my state's mascot so who knows, we'll see what we can round up

as far as the accent, that's just how me and my brother talk around my mom because it bugs her, i guess it's my impression of a dumb southern american...? but i dont really know....
Jul 12 2010 12:32PM
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broto
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haha that was awesome when the raccoon staarted like huffin all in your face
Jul 12 2010 12:33PM
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neutralzombie
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awwws he was so scurred! you're means
Jul 12 2010 12:33PM
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molsongolden
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raccoons get nasty man, we had one eat through a trap that was wood lined with sheet metal. They'll tear up all your shit too if you try to keep them. You might be able to train a baby but the big boys are hopeless.
Jul 12 2010 1:00PM
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no_steeze
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i was just at my cousins where there was a flying squirrel infestation and i had them jumping on me at night...it sucked
Jul 12 2010 1:06PM
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CREASTON
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ketch'n Coonz. We be ketch'n all kindza crittrs tmwr nite. Soaked
Jul 12 2010 1:30PM
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TotallyTrevor
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apparently there are raccoon breeders some places where you can get baby raccoons to keep as pets...i decided when i'm older, i'm going to get a raccoon and a kitten to be best friends
Jul 12 2010 2:13PM
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*simba*
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hahaha I think the tali for raccoons caught at my house is like 30 in the past two years. I live on a farm and they always show up to eat cat and chicken food. There are some HUGE ones too.
Jul 12 2010 2:28PM
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Zump.
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lol, ruhkoon
Jul 12 2010 2:37PM
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Utard
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When I used to have roosters a mob of about 12 fucking racoons broke into their coop and killed them all
Jul 12 2010 3:06PM
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skiskate
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I had like 8 of them in my attic this year, the mom had laid a litter I guess so it was all tiny baby ones. We got rid of them by playing death metal in the attic for days haha.
Jul 12 2010 4:06PM
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*simba*
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I hate roosters.
All of ours are fucking mean. If you think roosters cannot hurt you, you'r wrong. They have big, sharp fucking talons.
Jul 12 2010 4:08PM
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theline
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you sir are a true woodsman. i tip my lumberjack hat to you.
Jul 12 2010 4:50PM
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i.ski.troll.
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My neighbor has two pet racoons! there so cool! Ive caught so much stuff at my place, Ive caught baby rabbits, squirrels, and gophers.
Jul 12 2010 5:02PM
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hurrisun
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get that bitch hi as a kite!
Jul 12 2010 5:03PM
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cheddafries
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haha but that was hilarious!!!! my friend has a pet raccoon that they found on the side of the road. it acts like a fucking dog!! they sleep with it, it has a leash, and it has a litter box it so fucked up!! ha

Jul 12 2010 5:19PM
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Dan-Man
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i would of shot it.
Jul 12 2010 5:22PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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Every racoon we see gets shot with a .22
Jul 12 2010 6:52PM
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trap
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bahahahaha you sound inbred

"just a racoooon ryan"
Jul 12 2010 6:54PM
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gunstalk
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rakens ricky, fucking rakens!
Jul 12 2010 6:57PM
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MN_Nice
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.
Jul 12 2010 7:01PM
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Cthulhu
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you should catch as many as you can and start an evil army of racoon minions to do your biding
Jul 12 2010 8:09PM
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NickSki.
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Possibly the greatest idea ever
Jul 12 2010 8:19PM
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t3hb055
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is this before or after the racoons have caught gingervitis?
Jul 12 2010 8:52PM
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TotallyTrevor
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haha i said "just a ruhcoon riley" (my dog) but that's funny you say that because my brother's (in the video) name is ryan
Jul 13 2010 12:29AM
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KravtZ
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badass
Jul 13 2010 12:35AM
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mode2n
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I caught a marmot the other day, made some sick pitfalls with no spikes on the bottom. I also used a steel trap and caught a couple
Jul 13 2010 12:44AM
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cobra_commander
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Well kill it! Racoons are nasty and ought to be killed whenever possible. Kill the young ones, old ones, skinny ones, and especially the fat ones
Jul 13 2010 12:51AM
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Zump.
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Look what I caught! Thought of you and this thread when I got it. We went back and got it again for the sticker placement contest

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Jul 13 2010 12:11PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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GoPro camera mount on raccoon?
Jul 13 2010 12:14PM
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baethoven
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who wins in a fight raccoon or possum?

Jul 13 2010 2:01PM
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J-Evs
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ok
now that is going to be hard to top for the contest

how to fuck did you not get sprayed
Jul 13 2010 9:44PM
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skiminnesota
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raccoons get into garbage cans. make mess, i clean mess. = me not liking raccoons very much. but i dont think i could kill one.
Jul 13 2010 9:58PM
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Balto
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lolz
Jul 13 2010 10:04PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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I'm in your cages, trying to find teh cheezeburgurz.
Jul 13 2010 10:06PM
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Zump.
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haha, what makes you think we didn't? it burns your eyes like pepper spray. It couldn't put out as much as an adult because the glands are still maturing, but its just equally as gross smelling

If you ever get skunked use baking soda and peroxide. takes the smell right off
Jul 14 2010 12:11PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I ♥ that you call it a rah-coon.
Jul 14 2010 12:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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@PitViper
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elcheapo
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There's this guy on you tube that feeds raccoons all the hot dogs they can eat and yes they are +size now

Dec 16 2020 6:22AM
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Bended_Toenail
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TnskiThere's this guy on you tube that feeds raccoons all the hot dogs they can eat and yes they are +size now



Thank you for this
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