What I do is say I'm going to take a shower, then make the shower water so it's really steamy and take off my clothes. Next, open the window and turn on the fan. Stick my head out of the window and taken quick puff.
What do you do? +k for good ideas.
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people like you are soooo fucked. Captain America doesn't take shit from 14 year old stoners.
ps-fucking smoke when your parents leave or go outside. You don't have to be so fucking sketchy jesus christ it's not like you have an addiction that you JUST NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING FIX AHHH JOIN MY CULT.
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go into your room, close your door, take off your window screen, puff out said window, put said screen back on said window, keep said window slightly opened so that said marijuana smoke that might have gone in said window, can exit said window, in a timely and orderly fashion.
basically its a toilet paper tube with dryer sheets covering one end, and then the whole tube is stuffed full of dryer sheets, so then in the end that isnt covered with dryer sheets you exhale your smoke into it and
the smoke travels though the tube and the smell is filtered or covered up by the dryer sheets, so when it comes out the other end it still looks like smoke but it smells like flowery dryer sheets. you can literally blow a hit in someones face though the sploof and it will just smell like dryer sheets to them, its the most ninja device ever.
the only thing that smells is the smoke that would escape form the bowl that you didnt cover or inhale. so if you do it right, like i am right now this second, there isnt a wisp of smoke that smells like weed. it works best with a dry piece, but can be used with other glass. joints and blunts wont work since theyre always cherry.
i have talked far too much, but this is a sweet thing to use and makes airing out your room 1100 times easier. i have it down so good now that i dont even have to air out my room anymore, thats how little smoke escapes if you do it right.
haha i apologize but i accidentally messaged myself (i'm mildly retarded)
Yea do it in the shower, but take a paper towel roll (just the cardboard) and rubber band some dryer sheets to the end and when u exhale blow through that. Literally 150% covers it up, makes it smell like straight laundry.
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I'll share, since everyone else seems too busy arguing.
I live in an apartment and my mom's office and bedroom is literally three windows away.
She knows I blaze, but I hate it when she comes in and lectures me on how its bad and shit so I try to avoid her knowing as much as possible.
I do one of two things:
1) Say I'm going to the store, laundry, the storage downstairs, meeting a friend quickly etc. and just go out back and puff one out. Or,
2) Just grab some toilet paper or tissue paper, layer it enough that it provides a fair amount of resistance when I blow through it, and just blow the smoke through that outside my window. Haven't been caught once doing that, and although I doubt it masks the smell as well as the laundry sheets thing it works and it's super easy.Obviously cover the bowl, no cherries etc. Tap the ashes into said paper once you're done, and flush away.
i usally go for a walk. call me crazy, but it works
holy fucking shit I hate ghost poops, Im sorry if this is unrelated but seriously, you take a big poop and as its coming out your super exited to see how huge it is but it goes down that fucking hole and your like fuuuuuck! so you get in there and grab it back out with your hands but then it breaks apart and you have shit all over your hands and by that point its not even worth it anymore.
Exactly. Roll up a dryer sheet, put it inside the empty toilet paper roll and move it to one end or the other. Next place one halfway in, halfway out on the same side as the first sheet. Then rubber band the excess dryer sheet thats sticking outside of it. You can use this and blow it out the window with a fan going. It helps to also hold your hits as long as you can before blowing it through the dryer sheet toilet paper roll. If you're really paranoid, use t-shirts to make a seal along the bottom of your doors. Lastly, if you fuck up big time and everything begins to smell like weed, grab the nearest febreeze bottle and spray a little bit of it into your ceiling fan to push around. Not too much though, you'll look like an idiot if your room/closet constantly reeks of febreeze.
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