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Bush Vs Kerry

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4skizzle
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OH NO... it's another NS political thread...

Actually I was wondering who you guys thing would win in a fight. No guns, knives, rocket launchers, blow guns, swords, flame throwers etc.... Just a good old fassion fight. Mano e Mano.

Who wins and why?










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Apr 8 2004 12:28PM
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Lord_Piot
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bush would kick his ass.

any ex cokehead alcoholic has some fight left in him.
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Apr 8 2004 12:31PM
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4skizzle
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it doesn't suprise me that you were the first one to reply.










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Apr 8 2004 12:31PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Dude straight up Texan snortin coke lines in the 70s Bush has this one! Kerry may have been a fake war hero but he is puny now!




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Apr 8 2004 1:08PM
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but kerry went to 'nam.

'these figeaters tryin to find reverse in a Soviet tank are not a worthy adversary, Dude. Now in 'Nam, it was just you and the man in the black pajamas. eyeball to eyeball. worhty fuckin adversary, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.'

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Apr 8 2004 1:14PM
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asac
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i don't know why people like bush. the guy is an idiot.



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Apr 8 2004 1:24PM
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4skizzle
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^don't turn this thread into that. it's a fight not an election.










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Apr 8 2004 1:25PM
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SUpilot
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kerry would slap him and scream like a girl. bush is a hardass texan...they are crazy and will fight till they burger. kerry is tall and lanky and most likely uncoordinated. plus i bet he has a little wiener.
Apr 8 2004 2:13PM
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ATLANTASKI
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one of my teachers used to work at a surf shop in like marthas vineyard or some shit by there and kerry walked in with like a sweater vest and shit and they kicked him out of the store...........bush would so win, the man is a beast and a motha fuckin P.I.M.P. plus one of the best presidents ever
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I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


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Apr 8 2004 2:15PM
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Keenan
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im pretty sure bush is robotic. if you're talking about fighting... he would probably kick kerry's ass. if you're talking politics, and bush's coalition of killing, bush would win. i think he's really good at finding ways to kill people. and then act like there's nothing wrong with it, bush's campaign'ees are all psychotic robots. i hope everyone that votes for bush will have to go die in some war for oil when he enforces the draft. because he DID mention doing it this winter.
Apr 8 2004 2:21PM
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Keenan
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and oh yeah. the fight. uh. I tihnk bush has built in laser beams in his eyes, along with rocket launchers n such, so excluding those types of things in a fight between the two would be impossible.
Apr 8 2004 2:23PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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if you could fight any historical figure who would it be..... ghandi.... good answer
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Apr 8 2004 3:14PM
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i'd fight mother theresa. i bet that wrinkly face could take a punch

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Apr 8 2004 5:49PM
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ATLANTASKI
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except shes dead..........
handicaped skiing
is so hot right
now.
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

Apr 8 2004 6:00PM
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homestead
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id have to say bush would win. it would be a good fight though


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Apr 8 2004 9:12PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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isn't bush a small guy? but kerrys a pune. throw nader in the fight.





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Apr 8 2004 9:15PM
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homestead
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actually id like to see bush and osama fight. i dont know who would win that one.


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Apr 8 2004 9:16PM
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Cyclone
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i'd vote for kerry but bush would kick his ass. ^ Liberman would beat kerry too and still loose to bush but if Colin Powell got in there he would kick every ones ass


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Apr 8 2004 9:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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id want to see dean fighting in kerry's place
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Apr 8 2004 9:24PM
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SUpilot
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we already know dean can go egg roll
Apr 8 2004 9:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeha man, hed just rip bush's spin right out
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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 8 2004 9:27PM
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4-Front
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kerry cuz he was on mtv for an interveiw and bush is just a stupid redneck
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Apr 8 2004 9:27PM
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sacha
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i thought i told all of you that Paul Martin was going to win.


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Apr 8 2004 9:39PM
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SkiUnit03
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thats an easy one, kerry would win with little stips of duck tape over his eyes and both hands duck taped behind his back, and bush could have a spear even...and also bush's eyes are so squinty that he wouldn't be able to see. and then hed probably choke on a prezal
Apr 10 2004 12:32PM
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