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hundreds
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So ns wtf is wrong with me? I took a shit that was too wide for my butthole and there was blood and shit and I was seriously screaming as it was coming out. Is there anything I can do so this doesn't happen again? Im scared for the next time I poop. God I feel bad for girls that have had babies. I wouldn't doubt it if the head of my deuce was the size of a baby's noggen tho.
Jun 20 2010 11:56PM
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q_sketch
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i hope to god you are aware that women don't actually SHIT babies
Jun 20 2010 11:57PM
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Noss.
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i loled
Jun 20 2010 11:58PM
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TheStudioCC
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LOL
Jun 20 2010 11:58PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha +k
Jun 20 2010 11:59PM
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Arabian.
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Jun 20 2010 11:59PM
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84891jnf92048
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i heard that the pain of giving birth is similar to if a man tried to pass a grapefruit out his penis.
Jun 21 2010 12:00AM
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hundreds
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Where do brown people come from?













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Jun 21 2010 12:01AM
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FBGM
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mexico?

jk

Jun 21 2010 12:02AM
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-ROY-
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haha good shit
Jun 21 2010 12:02AM
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nolan.
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lollzz for some reason this thread got me. + k !! hahhaha

but then again, i know a kid whos mom took a shit from pushing so hard while in labor that when he popped out of her vagine he landed in teh turd. true story.

Jun 21 2010 12:02AM
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dex.
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you're the least funny alias
Jun 21 2010 12:03AM
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DaveM
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hahahaha,

seriously though if you want to take solid shits then you need alot of fiber in your diet. Eat more vegetables and whatnot.

Jun 21 2010 12:06AM
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omnomnom
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my shits are so fucking solid i never have to wipe. in fact, i made this comic just to show how awesome it is when you do have to wipe more than once...

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Jun 21 2010 12:37AM
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omnomnom
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sorry for dub post. i meant dont have to wipe more than once.
Jun 21 2010 12:38AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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hahahaha
Jun 21 2010 12:44AM
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frp1080
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dude you prolly have hemorrhoids
Jun 21 2010 12:48AM
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hundreds
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I dont take steroids..
Jun 21 2010 12:49AM
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p-fo
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were you constipated? when i had surgery and was on pain meds i got constipated for a week, and then the turds were kind of big and hard to get out
Jun 21 2010 12:51AM
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frp1080
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you're a retard why don't you type hemorrhoids into google and figure out what it is
Jun 21 2010 12:52AM
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hundreds
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I haven't gone in a couple days to think about it. Been gettin to much pussy so i don whanna get my butthole all stinky ya naw?
Jun 21 2010 12:53AM
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or you were taking it up the butt and it got too crammed........

but jokes aside i didn't shit for like 4 days after knee surgery and the same thing basicly happened to me. the laxiteves they gave me did not work at all............

Jun 21 2010 12:58AM
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p-fo
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uhhhh... i think that may be your issue. you should try washing your ass sometime
Jun 21 2010 1:02AM
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hundreds
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I dont need to my poops are usually no wipers
Jun 21 2010 1:05AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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hahahahahaha
Jun 21 2010 1:06AM
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p-fo
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If some girl doesn't like how your asshole smells, either tell her to fuckin deal with it, or wash it yourself.
Jun 21 2010 1:08AM
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hurrisun
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vegetables and fruit
Jun 21 2010 1:08AM
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Wall_Nut
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Ahahahahaha that's fucking golden

+k to you good sir
Jun 21 2010 1:11AM
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JahJahBinks
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PREPERATION H
Jun 21 2010 1:20AM
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