wow, whoever called the cops must have been the biggest dumbass of all the bieb haters out there. "shit, that's that justin bieber douche drinking underage in my middle of nowhere maryland bar! finally, here's my chance to screw him over!"
WM - You want your skis? Go get'em.
Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it. (jacked)
CRJ - On the way down, its awesome
-Drop knees, not bombs
"Cigarette on the in run, no shirt, land switch into pow? Only Charley Ager, baby"
-"Just a quadruple stage , to an 800 foot cliff with a tree on fire at the bottom. No problem, Ill just rip it outta the ground and eat it"
"I would totally lose my virginity to a fat chick for a free season pass"-RayL
"Fuck yeah, you don't see Shawn White getting blackout drunk down here do you?" TOM WALLISCH
hire ninjas to kill him
pros:you won't feel as guilty
you don't actually have to kill him
he won't talk shit about your girl
you get to meet ninjas
your "boy" will be dead
you might feel slightly guilty
the ninjas might turn on you
You know what to do.- no_steeze