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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126

Hey everyone I got a question for you. I got a friend who is sick presently and we were wondering what diseease it was. Here's a list of the symptons:

Nasal flows


Fever


Fatigue


Loss of appetite/thirst


Headaches


Difficulty swallowing

Sneezes

Nose bleeds (2-3 times a day)

Knocks of heat

I was thinking it was maybe a mono because my friend never had it before and when I had one, I had almost the same symptoms. But if something like this happened to you I would appreciate your help and we'd like to have some advices.

Thanks a lot and of course karma will be given.

Jun 11 2010 7:15PM
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saucybiscuits
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i would take him to the doctor. the last thing you want is some dead motherfucker on your couch.
Jun 11 2010 7:16PM
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theabortionator
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You have aids and your dick is going to fall off.
Jun 11 2010 7:17PM
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thugaim
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Dengue fever.


You have 2 months to live.
Jun 11 2010 7:21PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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you have aids your dick is going to fall off
Jun 11 2010 8:17PM
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meth_time
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A flu?
Jun 11 2010 8:20PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

how about Dr. web md

http://http://www.webmd.com/

Jun 11 2010 8:39PM
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bryant
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he sounds kind of fucked up i suggest a hospital. or even a clinic would be a good call
Jun 11 2010 8:56PM
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.AR6rider.
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This.
Jun 11 2010 10:44PM
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p-fo
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hemorrhagic fever=bleeding. Ebola result is not unrelated for his search
Jun 11 2010 11:11PM
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Gameboy
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I highly doubt he's suffering from ebola...
Jun 11 2010 11:57PM
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Gstrong
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cancer.
Jun 12 2010 12:00AM
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.AR6rider.
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Dude, he said the common cold, not hemorrhagic fever. 
Jun 12 2010 12:00AM
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beezey
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mono for sure.
Jun 12 2010 12:02AM
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p.hawks
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saw something about this on dateline
it like told a bunch of parents that their kids had cancer and aids, and they said it was the websites fault for making them worry
i can almost see why though, because it would be a lot worse to be told u have a chest cold and really have liver cancer or something
Jun 12 2010 12:04AM
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rach
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the nose bleeding is weird, take him to a doctor
Jun 12 2010 12:05AM
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rickroller
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swine flu
Jun 12 2010 12:05AM
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saucybiscuits
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my personal favorite
Jun 12 2010 12:16AM
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Gstrong
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LACED WEED!!!
Jun 12 2010 12:17AM
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