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So I gotta sail boat.

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rach
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and I have to repaint it this summer...
and meanwhile i'm giving it a new name.
so ideas?

yeah I searched, and the one thread I found was not satisfactory...
Jun 10 2010 11:50PM
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geteducated
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passing wind.

Jun 10 2010 11:52PM
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charmander
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towering ox
Jun 10 2010 11:53PM
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eastcoastplanker
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whatever you name it, make it seamen related
Jun 10 2010 11:54PM
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Negro_Jesus
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Name it screamen seamen
Jun 10 2010 11:55PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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the screaming seamen
Jun 10 2010 11:56PM
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no_steeze
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bad luck to change the name of a boat
Jun 10 2010 11:56PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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beat me to it
Jun 10 2010 11:56PM
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Delphi
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Enoch Train.

My grandfather has a big sailboat called the "Thistle."

His other one is a 36 foot Morris Yacht called the "Zoe Mary" after my grandmother...guy has been sailing for 80 years. So damn fun to go out on the water with him.
Jun 10 2010 11:57PM
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Legion
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dirty oar /thread
Jun 10 2010 11:59PM
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cornholio
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Blow Me
Jun 10 2010 11:59PM
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pomme-de-terre
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"punk in drublic"

"steezin 4 no reezin"

"hyphy in the bay"



please paint it as obnoxiously as possible. Purple, or bright green. burnt orange.
Jun 11 2010 12:00AM
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garrett.
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excelsior!
Jun 11 2010 12:04AM
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rach
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what would you do if your boat was named "the sandpiper"
Jun 11 2010 12:05AM
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HenniferLopez
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"Thistle" is an actual kind of a sailboat..
Jun 11 2010 12:07AM
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Legion
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that will keep the Somali pirates away
Jun 11 2010 12:10AM
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Delphi
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I know, but his is a Tayana that he had custom built for a sick price back in the 80's. He called it the "Thistle" because he loves Thistles.

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That's his boat right there, Hallett sails used his pic on their website. The big V on the Spinnaker is his registered flag...V for Veasey.
Jun 11 2010 12:11AM
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deleted5
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Jun 11 2010 12:24AM
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SirFryanator
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The Booze Cruiser

and then take me on a cruise with booze
Jun 11 2010 12:29AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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black boats are sexy
Jun 11 2010 12:39AM
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.jersey
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plus k for the nofx reference
Jun 11 2010 12:51AM
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jerad
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must. be. nice.
Jun 11 2010 1:10AM
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Clevinger
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The Bootle Bumtrinket.
Jun 11 2010 1:45AM
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HenniferLopez
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oh alright..thats pretty cool. I wasn't trying to call you out or anything btw..just sayin..
Jun 11 2010 1:47AM
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sol-JAH.boi
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titanic
andrea gale
ss minnow


Jun 11 2010 1:59AM
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.jersey
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you should sail it down to the oil spill and plug the damn hole because i think any of us are more qualified then the dumb asses at BP
Jun 11 2010 1:16PM
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SOLID7
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Just paint it all black and stealthy. Then etch something like ninja with a knife.
Jun 11 2010 2:46PM
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Jodi
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WET DREAMS mah girl.....wet dreams.
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Jun 11 2010 2:49PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I vote for this one
Jun 11 2010 2:51PM
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l337.
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GOT MUNEY, U KNOW IT, T8K3 IT OUT YO POCK3T AND THROW IT, SH0W IT. LIKE AHHH
Jun 11 2010 2:52PM
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1337
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i like it
Jun 11 2010 2:52PM
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Jahseph.
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I would just leave it named "the sandpiper". Someone named it that for a reason so its part your boats history.

And like mentioned before, it's bad luck to change the name.

Jun 11 2010 2:55PM
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theabortionator
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The nasty habit.

the naughty girl.

strip tease of the seas.

the hoes nest(no offense just thinking names)

im out for now
Jun 11 2010 3:11PM
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Jodi
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haha. i like, and will name my boat this one day.
Jun 11 2010 3:12PM
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Jodi
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oops....."the hoes nest" that is....
Jun 11 2010 3:15PM
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theabortionator
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Creeped your profile to try to find location names.

the crystal mountain golden fountain( probably not what you want your boat to be called)

Oh shit using the using the hos nest. " the northwest hos nest"

Idk why im stuck in the ho frame of mind but I'll drop it anyway. Seawhores instead of seahorse. (again my apologies)

Will try to find names that don't involve whores or hos.

Oh man this is too good though. The sleezy breezy.

if you fish" the rod father" "meals on reels"

Of course "the ns express" Really lame but an ns shout out


Just when I thought i lost all creative hope



"the tipsy gypsy"







Jun 11 2010 3:36PM
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1337
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hahahahhahahahah the seawhores
Jun 11 2010 3:39PM
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Chompo.
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Whatever you name it, paint it all black
Jun 11 2010 3:44PM
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PhaedeD
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KUSH
Jun 11 2010 3:47PM
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