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Gorilla vs Hippo

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SDrvpr
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Who do you think would win in a fight, the average gorilla or the average hippo
Jun 9 2010 7:08PM
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ROOS.
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gorilla, i dont know why, its just what im feeling
Jun 9 2010 7:10PM
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*rkp*
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hippo would tear a gorilla in half.
Jun 9 2010 7:10PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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Jun 9 2010 7:11PM
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pmw
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a hippo. it might let the gorilla have some fun first, then when it realizes it will never tear through the hippos hide, the hippo will put its like 12" canines through the gorillas head
Jun 9 2010 7:12PM
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Phormat
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Hippo, they are considered the most dangerous animal in Africa, more so than Nile crocs.
Jun 9 2010 7:14PM
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duckets.
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fuck dude, i was expecting a video
Jun 9 2010 7:16PM
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thugaim
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There must be a video of this fight out there somewhere.
Jun 9 2010 7:19PM
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Bro0o0o0o0o0o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2Q4BB8nRg&feature=related i realize its not "average" sized but its still a fucking t-rex
Jun 9 2010 7:19PM
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Negro_Jesus
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See cullen everyone thinks the hippo would win. you are wrong accept it.
Jun 9 2010 7:26PM
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SDrvpr
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A hippo would not win. A gorilla would just jump on its back and pound the hippos face in.
Jun 9 2010 7:36PM
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Relish_man
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hippos are some of the most dangerous animals out there. theyre like the fucking bulldozers of the animal world
Jun 9 2010 7:44PM
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artfullydodged
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after a bit of research, i say hippo
Jun 9 2010 7:52PM
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thugaim
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"Older males can get much larger, reaching at least 3,200 kg (7,100 lb) and occasionally weighing 4,500 kg (9,900 lb)."

"Occasionally, a silverback of over 1.8 metres (5 ft 11 in) and 230 kg (510 lb) has been recorded in the wild."



Hippos are almost 20 times heavier than Gorillas. They are fast as fuck and have huge teeth. one bit from the hippo would kill the gorilla instantly.

The gorilla can punch the hippo all it likes, i doubt it'd do much damage.
Jun 9 2010 8:02PM
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Phormat
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Gorilla would get thrashed, hippos can get over 7000lbs. I found this video of a hippo saving an impala from a croc, it's kinda sad but cool:
Jun 9 2010 8:03PM
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