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How to Make A Towel Horn

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.newman.
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Jun 8 2010 2:24PM
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.newman.
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work
Jun 8 2010 2:24PM
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saucybiscuits
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See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.
Jun 8 2010 2:24PM
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I_Am_Mod
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this is why little kids shouldn't be allowed to go onto the interwebzzz.....
Jun 8 2010 2:27PM
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Skittle.
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bahahahahahahahaha
Jun 8 2010 2:27PM
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Utard
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That kid's dad is a mega douche for posting this lol
Jun 8 2010 2:33PM
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unamused.
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WTF hHAAGhahahahhahaa
Jun 8 2010 2:41PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahaha thank you for posting this
Jun 8 2010 2:44PM
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Jimmy.
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hahahaha
Jun 8 2010 2:55PM
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MatRich
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haha that last picture looked like the mystical unidong!
Jun 8 2010 2:56PM
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Mr.Plank
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hahahahahahahah
Jun 8 2010 2:58PM
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rickety_cricket
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Hahahahaha
Jun 8 2010 3:01PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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BAHAHAHAHAHA rofl

I love how his dad was like action. lol
Jun 8 2010 3:04PM
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1337
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this videos make me mad
Jun 8 2010 3:05PM
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pigglywiggly
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the official towel dick has been spotted
Jun 8 2010 3:05PM
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Darth_Veeder
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Jun 8 2010 3:36PM
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c.hale
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hahahahahhhah so funny
Jun 8 2010 3:51PM
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will-g
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lol that was great
Jun 8 2010 4:03PM
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Half-Blood
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Oh wow that was hilarious, I feel bad for that kid high school is going to be rough.
Jun 8 2010 4:20PM
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Gnams
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ahah when he had it on his head it looked like a penis. wow
Jun 8 2010 4:22PM
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Balto
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looks like a penis to me
Jun 8 2010 4:23PM
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.Natty.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA and whoever said it is right, his dad is a fucking dick for posting that on the internet, i smell a tosh.0 web redemption coming
Jun 8 2010 4:27PM
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DaveM
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You can wear on the front of your head or the side...

Jun 8 2010 4:29PM
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matt.s
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when he was showing you how to fold it and had it on the table it looked like he was wanking if you freeze the video
Jun 8 2010 4:35PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Jun 8 2010 4:41PM
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.newman.
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someone should take a picture/screenshot of the last picture and upload it... its rediculous
Jun 8 2010 4:42PM
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.Natty.
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"you should try this at home and see what your parents think"
lol
Jun 8 2010 4:48PM
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Schoellkopf
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Immediately reminded me of this.


OH look! Another spotting of the Mystical Unidong!

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Jun 8 2010 4:50PM
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technique.
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right around 48 seconds was the best hahahha
Jun 8 2010 5:02PM
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Peter.
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rofl

poor kid
Jun 8 2010 5:15PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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that is funnay
I know what I am doing at the beach...
Jun 8 2010 5:16PM
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skithe49th
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hahahahaa
Jun 8 2010 5:19PM
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Alex_G
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kids these days...
Jun 8 2010 5:20PM
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304NordMan
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ahahahahaha!!!! i wasnt expecting that
Jun 8 2010 5:24PM
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Lemuel
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When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was a horn that you could blow into and make noises, which made me laugh so much harder when it looked like a dick, but then I realized it's "supposed" to be like an animal horn. That was hilarious.
Jun 8 2010 5:41PM
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Hansel.
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Totally just made one.

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Jun 8 2010 6:32PM
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hokkanee
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fuck that dad for uploading that on the internet haha
Jun 8 2010 6:43PM
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I_Am_Mod
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how does it feel ?
Jun 8 2010 6:50PM
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Hansel.
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Big, thick, a bit fuzzy and quite long.
Jun 8 2010 6:53PM
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zagfan5
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such an epic fail

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Jun 8 2010 6:56PM
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.newman.
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haha yess exactly what i was looking for
Jun 8 2010 7:02PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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You have a frightening face
Jun 8 2010 8:59PM
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Lemuel
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I totally just spilled P.S.J. all over the place
Jun 8 2010 9:06PM
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BrewskiJr
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dude. that was fucking hilarious. HAHAHA
Jun 8 2010 9:46PM
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matt.s
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i just made one.
if you hang the back of the part with the flap making the tip on a hook, it magically transforms from a dick into... any guesses?
Jun 8 2010 11:02PM
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HIT
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yours sucks, my first try i did the same thing but now ive got a monster that looks like a pro did it.
NEW SPORT: materialistic dick folding
Jun 8 2010 11:11PM
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LukeB
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how do you bend something like an airplane?
Jun 8 2010 11:33PM
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HIT
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i made it so that the underside was like a diamond folded underneath like -------
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but than made a diamond. your start the fold with a corner without an edge of the towel hemming or w,e
Jun 8 2010 11:59PM
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.newman.
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Lol wut
Jun 9 2010 12:39AM
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tacobellslayer
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hahaha that kids gonna be so pissed when he finds this in 7 or so years. hahahaha
Jun 9 2010 12:49AM
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theabortionator
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I lol'd
Jun 9 2010 12:52AM
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