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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
So me and my buds thought it was a good idea to go egg some cars. Me and a friend are sitting in the bed of another friends pickup throwin the eggs. One time, i saw it was a cop so i told him, but it was too late, he had already thrown it. It was the most perfect shot ever too, square on the hood. He pulls us over and is RAGIN pissed. I've never seen anyone that mad. He takes some people into the squad car and the friend who threw the egg is possibly getting a felony for assault on a police car. the rest of us just got warnings. The cop said he is going to call our parents, so we should warn them, but idk if he actually is. what are your thoughts NS? Should i tell them or just see what happens?
Jun 6 2010 12:51AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
You should grow up, IMO.
Jun 6 2010 12:52AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
DUDE MAN BRO! LETS LIKE GO EGGS SOME CARS IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME!

YEAH DUDE LETS DO IT!

What are you fucking 12?
Jun 6 2010 12:53AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Don't be a dumbass if you hit a cop car run it's not hard
Jun 6 2010 12:53AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You do know that egging a car can seriously fuck up the paint right?
Jun 6 2010 12:54AM
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Darth_Veeder
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Jun 6 2010 12:55AM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
I woulda bailed, but ya i'm gonna say straight up tell your parents.
Jun 6 2010 12:55AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
You know do that egging a seriously car can fuck up the right paint?
Jun 6 2010 12:56AM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
You know do that egging a seriously car can fuck up the right paint?
Jun 6 2010 12:58AM
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Mr.Panda
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Jun 6 2010 12:58AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
man this is some serious shit man, if i was you id run away from home
Jun 6 2010 12:58AM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
yes i know that dumbass
Jun 6 2010 12:58AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
No. shut up, you dont get to call any one a dumb ass in this thread after what has been typed.
Jun 6 2010 12:59AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851

i hope you see the irony

Jun 6 2010 1:00AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
fuck you i hope you all get charged with that shit. learn not to fuck with other peoples property, especially not their cars.
Jun 6 2010 1:01AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
After you get grounded from TV and T-Ball practice for two weeks, you should probably get revenge on the cop by egging his house. Man.
Jun 6 2010 1:08AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
TP and fork his lawn too!
Jun 6 2010 1:09AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
sucks dude, no way he will call your parents though. Cops hate paperwork, and i bet they hate making phone calls too. I hate when people freak about egging cars. I mean kids will be kids. Yea it can do damage. But only if the egg dries and is left there for more than a day or two.
Jun 6 2010 1:10AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24

Probably not gonna phone your parents, if he doesn't have your name or phone number. But fucking stupid. Although very fun

Jun 6 2010 1:10AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Wrong. Egg shell can scratch paint like a key can.
Jun 6 2010 1:11AM
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charmander
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honestly who gives a shit if it can or cant hurt the paint, if you egged my truck id be fuckin pissed! and then act irrationally and come at you with a shovel or someshit.
Jun 6 2010 1:14AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Ice pick dude... or an axe.. those are the choice weapons of psychos.
Jun 6 2010 1:17AM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
most likely
Jun 6 2010 1:22AM
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worldwideweapon
Posts: 248 - Karma: 11
why did you give the cop your real name are you fucking retarded?
Jun 6 2010 1:27AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
If you "dont have a license on you" and you give them a fake name, there is nothing they can do
Jun 6 2010 1:30AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
A felony... do you know what it is motherfucker?
Jun 6 2010 1:30AM
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worldwideweapon
Posts: 248 - Karma: 11
no im 18 isn't this great we can have legal sex!!!!!!!
Jun 6 2010 1:30AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
If it were my car with egg all over it destroying the paint... I would be pretty pissed. soo... Let us know how this all turns out for you.
Jun 6 2010 1:40AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
dont do that shit man, last weekend i was just loangboarding, minding my own business, when some next SUV drives by and one of the guys in it threw an egg right in the middle of my back. i was fuckin rattled and i was on my way to a party at the time so that sucked
Jun 6 2010 2:19AM
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fujarome
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you know, everytime i log on, i feel older. But then i realize...i wouldn't have even had pity for you if i was still 13. I still would have thought you were retarded at that age.
Jun 6 2010 2:41AM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
book town BRO.
Jun 6 2010 2:45AM
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geteducated
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Jun 6 2010 2:49AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
I hate kids like you.

You don't fuck with a person's car. If you had it my car, I would of flipped a shit.

Then you think it's cool, so you sub-consciously brag about it on a online forum.

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Jun 6 2010 3:12AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
karma's a bitch you little cock sucker. some day that's going to be your car that you've worked hard to pay for that gets vandalized. some day it'll be your money that has to pay for the repairs and not mommy & daddy's.

I'll also add that you're lucky that it was a cop who caught you because he will only arrest you. If i caught you egging my car, or even any of my neighbor's cars, I'd beat all of your fucking asses. Maybe that would knock some fucking sense in to that tiny little brain of yours.
Jun 6 2010 3:32AM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
Bad Motherfucker.
Jun 6 2010 6:06AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Seriously.

There comes a point when you find yourself egging cars, that you have to question what you're doing with your life.

Some kids egged a teacher's car on the last day of school. I assume there is something in the white/yolk that damages paint, but it wrecked the paint job in his car.

So, OP, I hope the police do tell your parents, and that they rain down a shower of shit onto you, because you're not conducive to society.
Jun 6 2010 6:19AM
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TOUCHE
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Jun 6 2010 6:57AM
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I.Love.Beezy
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This is where you fail
Jun 6 2010 8:09AM
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T-Holt
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Jun 6 2010 8:32AM
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l337.
Posts: 97 - Karma: 11
bwahahahhahahahahaha. was it a hill? if it was you coulda caught up to them and did damage to their car. i have a friend who got cut off and punched the car so hard it dented
Jun 6 2010 11:04AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you are stupid. You're lucky that was a cop.


speaking of weapons to beat people with, my grandfather got an oldschool hardwood nbg police stick from the 50's that I could use on you
Jun 6 2010 11:17AM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
bahahaha this is so true. a cop can't lay a hand in you, but if it had been the person who owned the car? your shit would be so fucked right now. and well deserved too. kids like you have no respect for other people, and their belongings. if i were the cop i would have went all nazi mom on ya and made you clean off each and every car you egged. and then made you egg yourselves for good measure, and a good laugh.
Jun 6 2010 11:49AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
wow your such a dumbass. who does that.
Jun 6 2010 12:01PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
you are really really stupid

when my friends and i go out and write poop on walls we always check for cops first
Jun 6 2010 12:06PM
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ben_southworth
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hes not
be careful

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Jun 6 2010 12:08PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Well I'm going to state the obvious,

That wasn't too smart
Jun 6 2010 12:18PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
haha i did that a couple years ago, the skater was sooo pissed he jumped off and started chasing us. fucker
Jun 6 2010 12:19PM
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Motes
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what
Jun 6 2010 12:23PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Haha i wouldnt say shit to my parents they hardly ever call.
Jun 6 2010 12:26PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
lol "the deepest shit ever" , i thought you had murdered someone, or got caught robbing a bank or smth
Jun 6 2010 12:33PM
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DaveM
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Jun 6 2010 12:34PM
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