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Ive been drunk for the past 8 days....

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BravoWhiskey5280
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becuase I just graduated high school. The aftermath of my extravaganza has so far resulted in a swollen ankle, blood blisters on my hands, at least 2 broken eggs on my car, a $100 decrease in my bank account, semi pissed off parents, and lastly I feel like shit. Its been one hell of a good week.
May 26 2010 3:06PM
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THATS_STREET
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cool story
May 26 2010 3:07PM
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Proze
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An eight day, hundred dollar bender????????????? pshhhhhhhh
May 26 2010 3:07PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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thumbs up brrah
May 26 2010 3:08PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Brent bro.... its been 4 days and this summer has already been the ultimate hahahah lets keep it going strong until august
May 26 2010 3:09PM
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BenWhit
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jack and coke since may 12th for me. yucky.
May 26 2010 3:10PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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yea its kind of weak but that 1 bill has gone towards at least 10 bottles/handles by now because of all my other friends that have pitched.
May 26 2010 3:10PM
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Rosshole
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sick bro! awesome story! you're a regular Raoul Duke...maybe you should write a book about it?
May 26 2010 3:10PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Its been four days for you jake, not me ha.
May 26 2010 3:11PM
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Edew19
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wait till you graduate college
May 26 2010 3:12PM
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THATS_STREET
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you should just keep the bender going until your liver fails. then we wont have to read your dumb claims/posts here anymore.
May 26 2010 3:12PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Actually Im thinking about it, that or a short documentry on how fucking cool my life is compared to yours.
May 26 2010 3:12PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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dude we got out friday isnt that 4 days of summer??? Oh and youre 8 days is weak ive got you beat
May 26 2010 3:14PM
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RICK_ROSS
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highschool? wait until you finish your freshman year
May 26 2010 3:15PM
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brenker
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freshman year at umass. nuff said.
May 26 2010 3:17PM
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icrashoften
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I'm not even mad.

That sounds AMAZING.

wish I had a hundred bucks to blow on boozin...
May 26 2010 3:19PM
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eheath
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this, 4-5 day binges are normal.
May 26 2010 3:22PM
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EastCoast315
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another reason to be stoked on not going to college
debt sucks
drinking sucks
guidos suck
May 26 2010 3:24PM
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0ptions
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Was just gonna say this.
May 26 2010 3:24PM
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brenker
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this i agree with. the rest of what you said, i dont
May 26 2010 3:28PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Jake who are you kiding. Your drinking compared to mine is like me having 3 beers while you have 1. We'll just keep it on the 3:1 ratio from now on.
May 26 2010 3:34PM
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Alex_G
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Bro0o0o000o0o0o0o00o SICK


nattyice?
May 26 2010 3:34PM
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mommy
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why do you love debt?

May 26 2010 3:35PM
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Mr.Luke
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8 days, huh. That's over a week
May 26 2010 3:36PM
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Freeheel4real
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hahaha damn beat me to it.
May 26 2010 3:40PM
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sconniestyle
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those aren't college specific issues you know...

and op, your shit is weak. 100 bucks for 8 days is only $12.50 a day. that's not even a round of shots for 4 people. or for more age-appropriate comparison, that's only one 6 pack of mike's hard lemonade a day.

bragging about a "frugal bender" is like being the smartest kid on the shortbus. only people more lame than you will be impressed.
May 26 2010 3:47PM
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geteducated
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fucking loser.

b-rent - "hmm on the 8th day of my pointless binge; to drink just because, i think i will make a thread about it on newschoolers, so everyone can marvel at my teenage achievements."
May 26 2010 3:50PM
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skiierman
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WHOA YOU'RE SUCH A BAD ASS NOW!!! WELCOME TO THE BAD ASS KIDS CLUB!!! i remember when i first got drunk...
May 26 2010 3:58PM
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0ptions
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Shouldn't be too hard to remember what you did last weekend...
May 26 2010 4:01PM
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eheath
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Guidos do suck, how does that have to do with drinking binges?
May 26 2010 4:02PM
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hank_hill
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lulz
May 26 2010 4:04PM
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ThaLetterM.
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ZING MOTHAFUCKA
May 26 2010 4:05PM
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skiierman
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you're right. weekend down in moab was pretty memorable... hell even the past few days were easy to remember cruising the san juan island and biking in oregon! hopefully ill remember this coming weekend when i'm down at sundance racing! hopefully!
May 26 2010 4:13PM
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Crack.
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sick bro nattys bro natty ice bro sick bro
May 26 2010 4:14PM
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Ski_The_East10
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May 26 2010 4:19PM
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Dntel.
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Fucking pwned.
May 26 2010 4:28PM
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.travis.
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There is so much wrong with this...
First off, Mike's Hard Lemonade is fucking gay and more expensive than most beer that high school kids drink so I'm sure he wasn't getting drunk off of those fruity drinks.
Second, you're assuming he was drinking alone, which I'm sure he wasn't. Sure 100 bucks for one person over 8 days isn't much, but if he was with 3 other people that's 400 bucks. 2 people could buy a half gallon of alcohol for about 25 bucks a day and get pretty drunk.
Third, you can't compare drinking with your friends around town to going to a bar. Of course a round of shots is going to be a lot. He's in high school, not in a fucking bar.

I'm not saying I'm impressed with this, I'm just saying that you are looking at it from a retarded perspective.
May 26 2010 5:01PM
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Tablespoon
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I graduate in about three weeks.

I'm gonna party my ass of.
May 26 2010 5:02PM
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theabortionator
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8 days is nothing
May 26 2010 5:03PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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partying in japan i had 6 weeks of drinking straight now missing a night, I was spending around $1000 a week on drinking. College is pretty much the same thing

come back when you want to play with the big boys
May 26 2010 5:08PM
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amo
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amherst? lowell?
May 26 2010 5:15PM
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jason...
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At the end of grade 10 I (along with most of my friends) did that frequently throughout the summer with many other drugs mixed in too, sorry OP but you don't party as hard as you'd like to think.
May 26 2010 5:35PM
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Gstrong
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[IMG]tri-dent.us/meth_shards.jpg[/IMG]????
May 26 2010 5:57PM
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Ski..4..Life
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Ahh binge drinking, how i miss you.

And you've been drinking for 8 days and only spent $100 bucks?
wtf you drinking? Olde?
May 26 2010 6:09PM
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I-Ski-AK
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He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one
May 26 2010 6:15PM
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0ptions
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Way to take my post 10 times too seriously.
May 26 2010 6:24PM
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Zump.
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in museums...he is allowed to touch the art
May 26 2010 6:24PM
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I-Ski-AK
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His mother has a tattoo that reads, "Son"
May 26 2010 6:26PM
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skiierman
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just letting you know that you're spot on.
May 26 2010 6:33PM
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Luc.
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it took you 8 days to burn 100 bucks on booze? jesus, thats 1 day of drinking lol.
May 26 2010 6:33PM
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Zump.
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i love those commercials so much. and when he was running with the fox, i lol'd HARD
May 26 2010 6:36PM
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