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Where will we be in 2050?

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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Aviator sunglasses, thick curly beard with grimaced face and fists clenched ready. Black coffee breath hard yellow teeth and booming backwoods voice. Green plaid wool coat dirty stands stiff as snow gathers on the thick, worn wool, zipped halfway up with evident swagger (in the most unconscious form). Blues life wind thrown hair and wild eyes, dirty wranglers hugging muscular legs, and a veiny forearm that looked like an interstate map, hand connected was born to handle the saw. Steam rose from his mason jar of black coffee, forming rime ice on the plane wing he was standing below. Deicing the Cessna 180. The sky vomited wind into his face, he stood undaunted. The wind reminded him of his days riding freight. "Fuck this", he thought, looking at Bronson, his boss.
There was a railyard on the south end of Bear Lake, the northernmost yard in the contiguous N. American railway system, and thats where he damn well belonged.

Characterize yourself and where you think you'll be in 2050, in third person. I saw this shit in a vision, and I wanted to share it. Where do you see yourself in 40 years?

May 21 2010 8:45PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
probably a lot like now. except we can teleport anywhere, all cars will fly, and people will live forever, most of the population will live on mars and guns will be replaced by lasers
May 21 2010 8:47PM
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dompuch
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Dead. everyone dies in 2012 memeber lol
May 21 2010 8:47PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521
i am not going to die. i have a ticket to a big ship... i will live and u will die.
May 21 2010 8:53PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ITS SPELLED LAZOR

i can see myself slaying pow in my 50's, scaring the youngin's wearing bright colored oversized clothing, while they all wear custom fitted glinty silver suits.
May 21 2010 8:56PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

I will be living a double life. in one i am James Bond, in the other i am Bear Grylls. Life will be hard but sweet

May 21 2010 8:58PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Fucked.

Or dead.
May 21 2010 9:00PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that's how i like my women. ziiiiiiiiing!
May 21 2010 9:06PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
hahaha yes!!!
May 21 2010 9:09PM
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I Lol'd
May 21 2010 9:09PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
hahaha good one
lol
May 21 2010 9:10PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
hahahahhaha
May 21 2010 9:12PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

Hahahaha, thats one of the few times i've actually burst out loud laughing hahaha

May 21 2010 9:16PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
Pure genious.
May 21 2010 9:39PM
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84891jnf92048
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and after one genius quote, the thread loses all topic.
May 21 2010 9:44PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

Sweet, light brown, and not afraid to experiment with whipped cream.
May 21 2010 9:52PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I like my coffee like Chris Brown: Black, sweet, and not afraid to kick your ass!

Anyways, nukkas be threadjackin
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May 21 2010 10:00PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
me?
i'll be 51
probably mowing my lawn or bitching at the neighbor children
either way, beer will be in hand
May 21 2010 10:06PM
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Gooseling
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so you are 11 now?
May 21 2010 10:13PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
I'll be 56 probably, hopefully being that crazy old guy like the one at every mountain dressed like a fool bombing the hill airing off knolls and stuff maybe hitting rails still probably no jumps have a kid who will be ripping hopefully
May 21 2010 10:24PM
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soulskier
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clearly the beer is in my hand now, and my math is out the window...
May 21 2010 10:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
so you're drunk, and 13?
May 21 2010 10:45PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
ill be 53. and im gonna come back to this website and see what it has turned into.
May 21 2010 11:49PM
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squibble
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from 1958: algae will be the basis of many foods; a small roof tank (algea) garden will feed a family.

I was just reading a magazine from 1958 and the article was "What will be eating in 1975". thats wierd
May 22 2010 10:47PM
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popNfresh44
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we will all be Click for larger image
May 23 2010 1:24AM
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charmander
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57, i'll drink beer, cut down trees, beat my kids and drive cars too fast.
May 23 2010 1:28AM
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Balto
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bahahaha

best post this week
May 23 2010 1:29AM
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nolan.
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i think it's pretty crazy to think that when welook back to the 1910's everything was shit and old such as only having card games and no tvs and stuff, and then in 50 years, 100 years, we will just be that same thing to them. unmodern and boring because we ONLY had iphones, xboxs and 3d tvs.

May 23 2010 3:08AM
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Schlop
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i've thought about that before.. some shitty trend will send the future NSers straight into a spandex jumpsuit phase in other news, I saw a 55 year old man hitting the blackcomb black park today.
May 23 2010 3:34AM
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Big.L
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im pretty sure ill just be smoking joints and playing my guitar, im a pretty simple guy
May 23 2010 11:10AM
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anarski
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500 years? This is what the thread reminded me of
May 23 2010 11:22AM
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anarski
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fuck someone make that work please
May 23 2010 11:22AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
ground up and in the freezer?

srsly tho I like my women like I like my ski boots.

rear entry.

jk jk I have normal boots
May 23 2010 11:25AM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
errrrrrr it is spelt Laser... it stands for Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation..... Get with it!!

I reckon the world will collapse in on itself in 2012, just saying...
May 23 2010 11:36AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I like my women like I like my handrails.

Kinky.
May 23 2010 11:41AM
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207
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waiting on jib life to release.
May 23 2010 11:42AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
hahahahaha yesss
May 23 2010 11:52AM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1678 - Karma: 1,101
truth
May 23 2010 11:57AM
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Gnartron.
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I saw a cross in the sky.

That's when I decided to make the official religion of my empire Christianity.

May 23 2010 12:56PM
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.Ben
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Ill be the old crazy grandpa who tells stories about this weird thing called snow that you could slide on if you had special sticks attached to your feet.  Or still skiing cause theres no way its gonna get that warm out by 2050.
May 23 2010 1:11PM
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CypressGrove
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Holy fuck. I'll be 65. Hopefully long since retired and traveling the world, cuz I don't want a wife or kids. At least thats how I feel now.
May 23 2010 1:19PM
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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
More likely than not, dead.

If not dead, probably still single.
May 23 2010 1:20PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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We'll probably be all like, dang! You're only 60? Cause we'll probably have something that extends our lifetimes beyond the fathomable limits of our imagination. Also, the story based on the game will come true.
May 23 2010 1:20PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Hooking up with college girls.
May 23 2010 1:23PM
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MADDECENT
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hahah yes
May 23 2010 1:27PM
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killa_cam
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no
Light Amplificaton by Stimulated Emission of Radiation -> laser
May 23 2010 3:12PM
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