That looks like a girl I could take advantage of.
SURFACE SKIS!!!!! too legit to quit
RIP Shane Mcconkey
haha i wish i had a friend named humps and a ski patroler nicknamed mustache!
"Your a tool!"
This one time, on a school ski trip, our bus broke down in bum-fuck Vermont next to a Stewarts. We were stuck there for hours, so I got a box of Fruity Pebbles and a Yohoo, mixed that shit, then orgasmed all night long from deliciousness.
"If everyone skied there would be no more war." -Hannes Schneider
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy shit, what a ride!'"
this video is fake, tom wallisch doesnt fall -Z_rob
he only falls under strange lunar gravitation -db118
...and second your momentum would be in the wrong way so it would be impossible.
oh fuck health food, eat an american breakfast like lard with a side of lard, its fucking delicious, WHY? Because its fatty, sweet and american.
Fuck da police
I told my friend I was gonna do a track with yoda, who told his friend I fell into a trap with yoda,
Who told her friend who told her dad who phoned me up and said "I'm glad that you stopped rappin, and started doin yoga!"
"See, that's why they call them 'sick' days, cause you'll be doing something SICK!" - Bishop
"Pffft pffft pffft! I'm no fucking two planker." - shibby
"FUCK YOU WITH A BURNING MARSHMALLOW STICK." - aja_kiki in a little tiff of rage haha
i was just about to make a thread about this a few days back, fruity pebbles is all ive been eating man in the morning and sometimes for dinner and shit theyre so good, the cupcake pebbles are pretty straight too