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Kid breaks board with his balls...Ouch

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Hufflepuff
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Da Fuck

May 17 2010 5:37PM
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Black.Bird
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I'm not going to skateboard ever again.
May 17 2010 5:38PM
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Bar_Down
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that fuckin sucks
May 17 2010 5:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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I wonder if I can do this in .skate3......
May 17 2010 5:42PM
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c.hale
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i didnt really understand what happened until the slow motion part, but then I almost started crying with the kid. so fucking painful even to watch
May 17 2010 5:44PM
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Dan.
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the apathy of his companions is astounding. really makes the video 10 times better.
May 17 2010 5:45PM
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BenWhit
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oh my god that is fucking terrible but i could not help but piss my pants laughing. "ahh im fuckin bleeding from my balls dude ahhhhhhhh"
May 17 2010 5:47PM
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CypressGrove
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I guess this kid doesn't have...

Balls of steel.

YEEAAAHHHHHH

May 17 2010 5:48PM
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StevenR
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fuck. Reminds me of something i saw on scarred where some guy caught his sack on a sharp edge on a hand rail it it tore it open, to the point where he could physically see and touch his testicles. This looks even gnarlier though. The fall anyway.
May 17 2010 5:55PM
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Willard
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I havent laughed out louded in a video in a long time haha classic
May 17 2010 5:58PM
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Jonny7
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so painful to watch, ball bleeding isnt somethin funny
May 17 2010 5:59PM
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dave44
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I couldn't bring myself to even the remotest smile... that looked fucking nasty. And the other kids all seem like douches.
May 17 2010 6:01PM
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Milksteak
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Ouch. That's why I say fuck huge stair sets. I would much rather hit a fucking 3 stair where If I fall I wont break my left nut open. Fuck that.
May 17 2010 6:03PM
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FerrisBueller
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at :22 did that guy in the back get his phone out to dial 911, or to film it?
May 17 2010 6:08PM
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IanAdams
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That kid went fucking big though shiiiiiiit
May 17 2010 6:09PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Oh FUCK. I rewinded it a bunch and couldn't figure out what happened, then i realized there was a slow motion at the end....


Jesus H Christ
May 17 2010 6:12PM
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207
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ouch. that's all I can say
May 17 2010 6:12PM
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NW_Rider
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Yeah what the fuck? Talk about shitty friends.

That set was massive though.
May 17 2010 6:13PM
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Forkstealer
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Not anymore

May 17 2010 6:18PM
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theabortionator
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ouch
May 17 2010 6:20PM
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1337
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split them or something?
May 17 2010 6:22PM
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Phormat
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fuck
that
May 17 2010 6:23PM
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Jonny7
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If this kid had enough balls to hit those stairs, now he doesn't have them anymore

May 17 2010 6:23PM
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Phormat
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on a related note, i heard a story about this guy at a tennis camp, they were done with showering, and one kid towel whipped the other guy in the ballsack. His scrote tore leaving his left nut dangling, he just held it in a solo cup and went to the nurse's.
May 17 2010 6:26PM
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theabortionator
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Now that I would sue for the fucking maximum. If you tear my ballsack open in the shower, I'm making some fucking bank.
May 17 2010 6:30PM
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nickyp
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The worst feeling in the world is the 'oh shit, I've really fucked up my balls' moment after a crash, where you expect to be infertile from then on
May 17 2010 6:33PM
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no_steeze
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oh fuck that was brutal

i'm so glad i don't skateboard
May 17 2010 6:33PM
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Peter.
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the kids on the stairs just sat there.. some friends they are hahahaha
May 17 2010 6:37PM
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NW_Rider
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I see what you did there.
May 17 2010 6:39PM
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.AR6rider
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that was a monster stair set, that kid looked really young too
May 17 2010 6:42PM
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YoungJah
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Im scared to go skateboarding again, after watching that.
May 17 2010 6:42PM
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es94
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that was absolutely awful
May 17 2010 6:46PM
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easiestEC
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holy shit! i cringed at that one.
May 17 2010 6:49PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i like how no one moved for a good 10 seconds
May 17 2010 6:51PM
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DUKES
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fuck that hurt me bro

nice to see his friends help him out
May 17 2010 6:52PM
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pelle_munch
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oh my god. that's painful to watch
May 17 2010 6:52PM
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TOK
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lost it at "I'm bleeding out my f*cking balls"
-sorry to bring it up but definitely to be compared with tanner's experience at chad's gap.


May 17 2010 6:52PM
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Elmo.
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holy shit tyhat was redicyulius... feel bad for the kid he was like 13
May 17 2010 6:54PM
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nolan.
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but i do feel for this kid. i don't ever want to feel what it's like to be this kid post-debaggage, but i do feel bad for him..peace out baby daddy.

May 17 2010 7:00PM
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Caveman.
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Ya, fuck those kids.
May 17 2010 7:03PM
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Tasche
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Story Time:


I had just gotten back from football practice and took a shower. My balls had had a dull pain all day that was weird but I thought it was nothing. When I got out of the shower that dull pain transformed into a constant nauseating pain. I thought I had just tweaked something so I decided to take a bath.

The bath made the pain tolerable so I sat in there for an hour or so missing dinner. When I got out of the bath and dried off the pain returned to a high level of intensity and I decided action needed to be taken.

I walked, cowboy style, downstairs to ask my dad what the fuck was going on. I presented my balls and he said he had no idea what was going on, I then has to show my mom who is a nurse and she too had nothing to add. Keep in mind I was probably a sophomore at in high school at the time, far past the age that any mother should be inspecting her sons scrotum. That is how intense the pain was.

My mom decided to take me to the hospital where I sat in the waiting room, sweating bullets with my shoulder length hair at the time plastered to my face. I was wearing sweat pants and had by legs spread as far open as the chair would allow. I can only imagine what people thought I was there for. During this 2 hour wait (thanks 'Merica) I vomited several times and was shaking uncontrolled.

Finally I was taken into the emergency room where I was given a healthy dose of morphine and examined by a doctor. I was informed that I had a twisted testicle and blood flow was being cut off from my ball. The doctor tried to twist it back, causing terrible pain even with my morphine blanket, but the mother fucker refused to be un twisted. I was then rushed to surgery where all I remember is the doctors talking about what music they wanted to listen to. I awoke and again puked, or rather dry heaved for 20 minuets. I was then wheeled outside and struggled into the car walking with the widest legs possible.

I won’t bore you with the recovery but imagine a 1.5 inch gash and 8 stitches in your scrotum. I can understand where this kid is coming from. (I still have both balls.)
May 17 2010 7:09PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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ha his buddys didnt give a fuck lol poor kid..
May 17 2010 7:09PM
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hue.
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i wonder if this kids balls made a full recovery?
May 17 2010 7:10PM
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Backyard.Skier
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oh my god that would hurt so badly but i kinda laughed a bit.
May 17 2010 7:11PM
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huge-go
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My god... I would probably quit skate boarding after an incident like that.
May 17 2010 7:19PM
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CypressGrove
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Holy shit. Do you know exactly what caused that to happen?
May 17 2010 7:20PM
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JimiC
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His friends didnt give two shits till he said im bleeding xD

May 17 2010 7:24PM
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the.cheat
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blading=no board to fly around and murder your sack
May 17 2010 7:24PM
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BEARS.
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i love how everyone just sat and watched as he ran around.
May 17 2010 7:25PM
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eastcoastplanker
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i like how after he said his balls are bleeding his friend took his phone out to take a pic
May 17 2010 7:26PM
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Tjacks19
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I like how everyone is just sitting there, like whatever.
May 17 2010 7:28PM
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